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1 800 SEX ME UP

2009-08-12T20:02:34-08:00

Author: McQuinn
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,654, Reviews: 52 Updated: 8-12-09, Published: 8-12-09
Status: In-Progress

Audrey’s unconventional relationship with her bully, Eli Vitelli, began the first time she dialed 1 800 SEX ME UP. What happens when Audrey hides her identity and asks the sexually practiced Vitelli to teach her all there is to know about sex?

Eternal Boy Syndrome

2009-03-01T16:50:16-08:00

Author: McQuinn
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,795, Reviews: 25 Updated: 3-1-09, Published: 3-1-09
Status: In-Progress

Pete visits Dr. Hook weekly to discuss his issues with growing up, and Wendy's the bitchy sociopath who holds the solution to all of Pete's problems..."We're going to kill Hook, Pete. We'll watch him cry, beg. We'll cut his throat...then we'll laugh."

The Raccoon Wars

2009-02-03T18:31:59-08:00

Author: McQuinn
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 36,735, Reviews: 378 Updated: 2-3-09, Published: 8-28-06
Status: In-Progress

She’s your "normal" teenager and he’s the school’s new psychotic jackass. They both live to kill and kill to live...kind of. But you know it’s love when it’s midnight and they’re together, mixing a cyanide solution by candlelight.

See You Later, Hater

2007-09-30T19:00:55-08:00

Author: McQuinn
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,751, Reviews: 15 Updated: 9-30-07, Published: 9-30-07
Status: Complete

He moves away, and she starts wearing only black. They insult to stop the hurt, but it only causes hate. So what do you have to look forward to when your future is thousands of miles away, talking to you on a cell phone? [One Shot]

Devoid and Devotion

2007-07-07T15:37:42-08:00

Author: McQuinn
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 5, Words: 13,806, Reviews: 96 Updated: 7-7-07, Published: 7-31-05
Status: Complete

All Tag wanted was to NOT be normal. But then she died and woke up 400 years later to a world completely devoid of love, and normal became something she needed - especially if it meant getting away from London, a man she would never let herself fall for.

An Admission of Naivete

2006-09-11T21:54:15-08:00

Author: McQuinn
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 130, Reviews: 12 Updated: 9-11-06, Published: 9-11-06
Status: Complete

We must wake up and smell the coffee at some point in time, right?

A Word of Advice

2005-10-22T16:57:00-08:00

Author: McQuinn
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 138, Reviews: 26 Updated: 10-22-05, Published: 10-22-05
Status: Complete

Some things need to be put into perspective...

Mere Memories

2005-05-17T21:50:11-08:00

Author: McQuinn
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,629, Reviews: 26 Updated: 5-17-05, Published: 5-17-05
Status: Complete

A girl and boy grow up placidly on a bridge, until their feelings are put into words and pictures. Their world is then no longer placid, but a disaster of memories, bound to dissipate and be forgotten. [One Shot]