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Succubus in Training

2009-08-10T00:41:06-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,246, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-10-09, Published: 9-17-07
Status: In-Progress

A youngish boy comes to age with his halfsuccubus heritage. I know what you're thinking about... Succubus... boy! You know I roll that way.

Cafè Olè

2007-04-25T01:35:07-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,177, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-25-07, Published: 4-25-07
Status: In-Progress

Two unlikely meetings, leading to one unlikely pair living under the same roof. Join us in chaos.

Guardian MAN!

2007-04-23T04:58:54-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,108, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-23-07, Published: 4-23-07
Status: In-Progress

Robin was sent a guardian from a world beyond, who worked for a strange business sought to keep the lives of the living... well... alive.

Peace

2006-02-04T15:59:13-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 342, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-4-06, Published: 2-4-06
Status: Complete

Something happens... Like whoa!

Fire! Fire! Ahaha

2005-12-12T23:31:13-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-12-05, Published: 12-12-05
Status: In-Progress

A girl and a fire.

Boots Are Cool

2005-12-12T23:22:37-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-12-05, Published: 12-12-05
Status: Complete

Boots...

Moment of Bliss

2005-12-08T22:19:53-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 387, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-8-05, Published: 12-8-05
Status: Complete

...

Gayness Be with Me

2005-12-08T21:27:02-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 712, Reviews: 10 Updated: 12-8-05, Published: 12-8-05
Status: Complete

A boy, in love with his male friend... Hm... Not your usual gay guy story... Funny, I think... I don't know... Just read... Some gayosity... Everywhere.

Confusion: It Starts Things

2005-12-04T21:29:16-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,561, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-4-05, Published: 12-4-05
Status: Complete

A note is found, and no names are stated. Events begin from confusion of the interpretation of the two people that wrote, but who wrote what?

Lost, Little Boy

2005-11-25T23:43:29-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 988, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-25-05, Published: 11-25-05
Status: Complete

This kid wakes up in a strange bed, and everything's warm.

Blurred Perfection

2005-11-24T18:44:12-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 5,600, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-24-05, Published: 11-19-05
Status: Complete

A young man lays in bed, next to his girlfriend, and decides the perfect life isn't for him... So, he makes some changes.

Homophobia

2005-11-20T18:23:45-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 182, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-20-05, Published: 11-20-05
Status: Complete

I'm a little faggot...

Coffee

2005-11-20T17:07:25-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 49, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-20-05, Published: 11-20-05
Status: Complete

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

Bitch

2005-11-20T16:18:39-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 168, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-20-05, Published: 11-20-05
Status: Complete

You need me...

DDR Competition!

2005-11-17T01:44:27-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Action
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,851, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-17-05, Published: 11-13-05
Status: Complete

Dance Dance Revolution action... What could get any better? How about sexy homosexuals, and a sexy chick? Oh, yeah.

ABC's of Different Lives

2005-11-16T23:57:55-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 144, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-16-05, Published: 11-16-05
Status: Complete

...Yeah. Self-explanatory, I think. Please review.

Colors of Life

2005-11-13T01:41:17-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-13-05, Published: 11-13-05
Status: Complete

Everything...

The Watcher

2005-11-12T17:30:33-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,140, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-12-05, Published: 10-19-05
Status: Complete

A young boy that doesn't speak, and a Watcher with an assignment...

Irony

2005-11-10T07:29:42-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 201, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-10-05, Published: 11-10-05
Status: Complete

...Yeah.

Living with a Psychopath

2005-10-31T14:40:08-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 842, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-31-05, Published: 10-31-05
Status: Complete

Nightly parties, a fire-dancing man, mass orgies... What's wrong with this? Travis could name many difficulties...

Smells Like Fish

2005-10-23T20:54:19-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 5,368, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-23-05, Published: 10-8-05
Status: Complete

The stupidest, yet most interesting people, on this entire shit-hole planet live together in this tale of sex, drugs, passion, and masturbation.

Do Who with What?

2005-10-22T23:23:54-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,350, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-22-05, Published: 9-22-05
Status: Complete

Some people living together. Probably the most diverse group you could find. Have fun, this came from the deep bowels of my mind... Mm... There is some homosexuality. A tad.

Ghetto Kiss

2005-10-17T22:14:23-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 203, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-17-05, Published: 10-17-05
Status: Complete

A kiss in a subway... Can life get any better than that?

Perverted Passions

2005-10-13T01:46:19-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 565, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-13-05, Published: 10-13-05
Status: Complete

A very strangely perverted story about a fourteen year old boy.

People Totally Suck, Man

2005-10-12T23:52:04-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-12-05, Published: 10-12-05
Status: Complete

Eh.

Robin's a Teacher!

2005-10-11T23:31:02-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,345, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-11-05, Published: 10-8-05
Status: Complete

Who in their right mind would allow him to be around students? Those poor, poor kids!

Moose

2005-10-07T23:38:51-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,482, Reviews: 11 Updated: 10-7-05, Published: 10-2-05
Status: Complete

A stuffed moose! And an unlucky guy who gets hit by a car. And another hot guy. What could this all mean? Spookey! Ah, I'm tired...

Mark's Father

2005-10-07T22:46:57-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,339, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-7-05, Published: 10-7-05
Status: Complete

Wrote this for class. A little side-story for "Opposites Attract". Be nice, I couldn't use any bad language...

A Night to Remember

2005-10-07T21:03:49-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 992, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-7-05, Published: 10-7-05
Status: Complete

Ever seen a duck masturbate? I have! Not as erotic as it sounds... Which has nothing to do with this story at all.

YinYang

2005-10-02T21:34:03-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 97, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-2-05, Published: 10-2-05
Status: Complete

I am yin, you are yang...

Opposites Attract

2005-09-30T00:08:03-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 10,347, Reviews: 16 Updated: 9-30-05, Published: 8-13-05
Status: Complete

Mark's perfect day is wavered when he discovers Robin in his normal seat, disrupting the order of his life.

Dirty, Slutty Dog

2005-09-24T21:10:37-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 448, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-24-05, Published: 9-24-05
Status: Complete

Just as the title says. But a bit more interesting.

My Enemy

2005-09-24T20:32:24-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 488, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-24-05, Published: 9-24-05
Status: Complete

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um... Hope you like this. It's pretty funny. About a guy who loves this person, and he just gets 'played' around with.

The Boss' Plaything

2005-09-17T00:21:18-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,656, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-17-05, Published: 9-16-05
Status: Complete

An oblivious father, a hormone driven gay guy, and a rowdy boss... Need I say more? More of Mark! He rocks!

Oh, yeah

2005-08-28T23:00:39-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 32, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-28-05, Published: 8-28-05
Status: Complete

A haiku about my sexuality and how I feel about it.

Rape me!

2005-08-28T20:05:50-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 652, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-28-05, Published: 8-28-05
Status: Complete

A night out for a little fun. Ooh, look! A kitty!... Ow!

Deceived and Betrayed

2005-08-25T14:58:48-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 616, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-25-05, Published: 8-25-05
Status: Complete

Through the eyes of a murderer... Written in... thirty minutes. Sorry if it sucks.

Beautiful Death

2005-08-22T21:12:27-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 317, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-22-05, Published: 8-22-05
Status: Complete

A girl and a murder. Plus a twist at the end.

Innocent Rambling

2005-08-19T13:56:51-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 174, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-19-05, Published: 8-19-05
Status: Complete

Oh, yeah. Just a little peak into my mind. Only the strong willed allowed.

Locker Buddies

2005-08-19T13:38:06-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,220, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-19-05, Published: 8-19-05
Status: Complete

Unexpected locker romance.

Sweet Summer Days

2005-08-19T00:09:22-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,297, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-19-05, Published: 8-19-05
Status: Complete

A man thinks about a beautiful boy as he watches from the shelter of his home... A short, sweet story.

Remembering a Friend

2005-08-16T10:09:04-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-16-05, Published: 8-16-05
Status: Complete

Just something I needed advice on a while ago. I decided to put it up to show a few feelings. I'm not an unfeeling person, really!

Parody of Love

2005-08-16T09:54:28-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 537, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-16-05, Published: 8-16-05
Status: Complete

Ever sick of hearing about love? Here's something to tide you over...

Nightly Adventures

2005-08-16T07:23:27-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 581, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-16-05, Published: 8-16-05
Status: Complete

A pick up in a nightclub. Mistaken profiles...

Innocence

2005-08-16T04:16:40-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 108, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-16-05, Published: 8-16-05
Status: Complete

It hides the truth...

A Father's Love

2005-08-15T06:52:24-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,077, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-15-05, Published: 8-15-05
Status: Complete

Not your usual 'boy meets long lost father' story. One of the only stories I'm finished with. Have fun with this. It took me two whole hours.

Robin's Kidnapping Adventure

2005-08-15T04:05:03-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,924, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-15-05, Published: 8-15-05
Status: Complete

What happens when Robin meets Mark? Especially by kidnapping? Well, pretty much anything I can think of. Just roll with me, people. Written by: Raven!

Roundabout Suicide

2005-08-15T01:42:13-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 137, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-15-05, Published: 8-15-05
Status: Complete

Sickly. Eh, it's all in the title.

The Facts of Life, well at least one

2005-08-12T23:44:41-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 268, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-12-05, Published: 8-12-05
Status: Complete

This is my view on parents, not that I have them anymore. Hmm... Review, if you have time.

Disturbed Innocence

2005-08-12T05:08:23-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 31, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-12-05, Published: 8-12-05
Status: Complete

Open-minded poem. For open-minded peoples.

Lesbians anyone?

2005-08-12T02:16:37-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,687, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-12-05, Published: 8-12-05
Status: Complete

A girl and her sexuality...

The Adventures of Two Brothers

2005-08-12T00:18:22-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 911, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-12-05, Published: 8-12-05
Status: Complete

One boy teaches his younger brother the most sensual part of one's body... Contains incest. No dirty words.

The Life of a Bookshop Owner

2005-08-09T20:52:18-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,083, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-9-05, Published: 8-8-05
Status: Complete

Robin has a quiet life, alone in a bookstore. The only person he's ever loved is gone away. Very bland. Until a boy stumbles into the shop, running from a rampage of girls set on selling his underwear on Ebay. Strange?

The Normal Life of Living HalfDemon

2005-08-09T03:49:14-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,504, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-9-05, Published: 7-31-05
Status: Complete

A boy finds himself with a mysterious, goofy, old man, wondering what happened and how long he'll be there. Kind of ghetto, now that I think about it.

Hate

2005-08-05T06:09:15-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 339, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-5-05, Published: 8-5-05
Status: Complete

Does He control you?

Death by Popularity

2005-08-03T15:25:52-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 173, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

The police find a girl... This is the case...

So alone

2005-08-03T05:51:35-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 233, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

Ever wondered about your death? Sure... Ever wondered about reactions toward your death? Maybe not...

Death

2005-07-31T00:05:45-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-31-05, Published: 7-31-05
Status: Complete

A tragedy for you or I? Death related topic.

Insanity

2005-07-30T23:22:55-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 120, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-30-05, Published: 7-30-05
Status: Complete

Ever wondered the true meaning of the levels of insanity? Here's my view on the topic...

The Trouble with the Closet

2005-07-30T22:59:50-08:00

Author: Edwit
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 959, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-30-05, Published: 7-30-05
Status: Complete

So: I decided to tell my family about my secret. What could possibly go wrong? Well, a few probabilities... Gay references, people.