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  <name>FictionPress.com</name>
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 <title>FictionPress.com - Bass Star Cardians Webmistress's fanfiction</title>
 <subtitle>Story feed for writer: Bass Star Cardians Webmistress</subtitle>
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 <updated>2009-11-10T20:30:23-08:00</updated>
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  <author>
   <name>Bass Star Cardians Webmistress</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/492784/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-04-07T17:27:05-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-04-07T17:27:05-08:00</updated>
  <title>Notes to Self</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2032950/1/Notes_to_Self"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-10-22:story.2032950</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/492784/Bass_Star_Cardians_Webmistress'&gt;Bass Star Cardians Webmistress&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 775, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 4-7-06, Published: 10-22-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Warning! These are not to be taken seriously.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Bass Star Cardians Webmistress</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/492784/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2006-03-18T15:36:31-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-03-18T15:36:31-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Stupid Lucky Parody About President Bush</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2135118/1/A_Stupid_Lucky_Parody_About_President_Bush"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2006-03-18:story.2135118</id>
  <category term="Politics"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Parody"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/492784/Bass_Star_Cardians_Webmistress'&gt;Bass Star Cardians Webmistress&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Politics/'&gt;Politics&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Parody&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 3-18-06, Published: 3-18-06&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Not for Bush fans and supporters! So go away if you're any of those people! For those of you interested and you hate Bush as much as I do, go ahead and read this funny song parody.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Bass Star Cardians Webmistress</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/492784/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-11-19T16:16:29-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-11-19T16:16:29-08:00</updated>
  <title>Kill Barney Vol 1</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2015331/1/Kill_Barney_Vol_1"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-09-26:story.2015331</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/492784/Bass_Star_Cardians_Webmistress'&gt;Bass Star Cardians Webmistress&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 4, Words: 2,156, Reviews: 5 
Updated: 11-19-05, Published: 9-26-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Here are my ways to kill the accursed beast, barney. I got this idea from 365 Ways To Kill Barney the Purple Toilet Dinosaur!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Bass Star Cardians Webmistress</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/492784/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-29T16:02:22-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-29T16:02:22-08:00</updated>
  <title>Why I Hate Barney Poem</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2038167/1/Why_I_Hate_Barney_Poem"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-10-29:story.2038167</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/492784/Bass_Star_Cardians_Webmistress'&gt;Bass Star Cardians Webmistress&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 320, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 10-29-05, Published: 10-29-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Everyone has their reason for hating the big purple beast called Barney.  Even I do and I've decided to write my reasons in this humorous poem.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Bass Star Cardians Webmistress</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/492784/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-10-22T11:04:31-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-10-22T11:04:31-08:00</updated>
  <title>Funny Away Messages</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2032927/1/Funny_Away_Messages"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-10-22:story.2032927</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/492784/Bass_Star_Cardians_Webmistress'&gt;Bass Star Cardians Webmistress&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 825, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 10-22-05, Published: 10-22-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;These are my away messages I came up with from last year.</summary>
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