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Prabbles

2006-04-16T17:25:12-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Tragedy
Chapters: 15, Words: 500, Reviews: 37 Updated: 4-16-06, Published: 1-12-06
Status: Complete

Inspiring one-shot stuff.

Billy the Big Bad Bully with a Bouncy Belly

2006-02-23T20:19:07-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Supernatural
Chapters: 2, Words: 963, Reviews: 13 Updated: 2-23-06, Published: 2-23-06
Status: Complete

Yet another poignant story carefully planned out with an actual plot and a clear direction from the beginning and with absence of bad, obscure jokes only the author laughs at.

Barney, Barney, what have you done to me?

2006-02-18T20:33:03-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 91, Reviews: 34 Updated: 2-18-06, Published: 2-18-06
Status: Complete

I really did love you. Once, a long, long time ago

this void is s u c k i n g MY soul

2006-02-14T21:45:31-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 211, Reviews: 40 Updated: 2-14-06, Published: 2-14-06
Status: Complete

andyouwonderwhylifeishardforme?

The Ingrate's Progress

2006-02-13T15:54:28-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 660, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-13-06, Published: 2-13-06
Status: Complete

Kids, this is one of those tales with morals attached. Plz Read & Rearn.

the majestic poem that makes no sense

2006-02-12T10:21:41-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 62, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-12-06, Published: 2-12-06
Status: Complete

flowered with everyone's favorite rich and b-e-a-uuuutiful phrases. rated for angst because kids don't know angst.

just another victim

2006-02-11T21:46:47-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 132, Reviews: 10 Updated: 2-11-06, Published: 2-11-06
Status: Complete

imcluelessdontknowwhattodo & you turnyourback & you l a u g h. ohdear.

How Not to Write

2006-02-11T19:54:49-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 8, Words: 2,182, Reviews: 55 Updated: 2-11-06, Published: 1-23-06
Status: Complete

What I don't like about you and everything else.

teh story of a sad, sad snake

2006-02-11T19:44:39-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 38, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-11-06, Published: 2-11-06
Status: Complete

it was not her fault she was born that way...

the red stain that will never fade

2006-02-11T19:20:15-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 30, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-11-06, Published: 2-11-06
Status: Complete

pain, pain, go away. rated for angst and implied violence.

confessions of the literalminded

2006-02-10T01:43:17-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-10-06, Published: 2-10-06
Status: Complete

these i thrust upon thee

me talk haiku one day

2006-02-08T21:18:41-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 12, Words: 179, Reviews: 19 Updated: 2-8-06, Published: 2-8-06
Status: Complete

self-explanatory. methinks.

hey you, dead guy

2006-01-18T15:54:50-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 440, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-18-06, Published: 1-18-06
Status: Complete

a letter to a guy who skipped the talk and hopped straight to the walk.

round and round in a circle

2006-01-16T15:46:18-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 455, Reviews: 9 Updated: 1-16-06, Published: 1-16-06
Status: Complete

rated M for language. you may not want to read it if you're not 16+. writer is not responsible for potential imitation of the bad language, especially by young children with an inclination to mimic.

I Don't Care What You Think

2006-01-13T14:07:45-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 194, Reviews: 24 Updated: 1-13-06, Published: 1-13-06
Status: Complete

Why is everyone criticizing me? :(

Notice Me

2006-01-12T20:28:08-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 63, Reviews: 13 Updated: 1-12-06, Published: 1-12-06
Status: Complete

n/a; just r&r plz n i'll r&r u back!

Better Off Dead

2006-01-12T20:15:03-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 113, Reviews: 13 Updated: 1-12-06, Published: 1-12-06
Status: Complete

n/a; just r&r plz n i'll r&r u back!

Idiot's Guide to Writing Stories for Young Adults

2006-01-11T22:31:41-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 714, Reviews: 9 Updated: 1-11-06, Published: 1-11-06
Status: Complete

Included, subtly enough, ways to get more reviews!

Reading: Reason to Dread

2006-01-01T11:54:16-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Suspense/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 477, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-1-06, Published: 1-1-06
Status: Complete

A five-paragraph essay high school style? I give in.

Essay Myths Debunked

2005-11-27T23:06:39-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 838, Reviews: 22 Updated: 11-27-05, Published: 11-27-05
Status: Complete

Things you learn here that you don't learn in school...

Why I Don't Hate Avril Lavigne

2005-11-22T21:44:12-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,013, Reviews: 22 Updated: 11-22-05, Published: 11-22-05
Status: Complete

My ears are better than your ears.

misunderstood

2005-11-13T10:35:47-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 267, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-13-05, Published: 11-13-05
Status: Complete

what? my poems are nonpoetic rants/rambles in disguise? impossible.

hip college gurl

2005-10-02T06:57:58-08:00

Author: iknowthethirdthingaboutpoetry
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 285, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-2-05, Published: 10-2-05
Status: Complete

more of a criticism/rant than angst/parody. unintentional alliteration and rhymes here and there, but otherwise, a very blank verse.