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The Preacher's Son

2013-01-06T02:59:43-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
General
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 13,667, Reviews: 37, In-Progress

Spin-off of Rocked. Life for Deacon is one long hard party, he drinks like his liver is invincible, and sleeps around like STDs don't exist. What did you expect from the preacher's boy? An Angel? Yeah Right. Warning: swearing, violence, sexual references.

State Of Irony

2012-12-30T05:39:12-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Romance
English, Rated: M
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 32, Words: 158,551, Reviews: 656, In-Progress

A state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result. I do what I want, if only I knew what exactly what that was. Rated M for Swearing and Mature -ha- Themes.

Approaching Common Ground

2012-07-08T06:38:34-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Romance
English, Rated: T
Drama/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 10,527, Reviews: 25, In-Progress

It wasn't that Kaysee 'Kay' Grey was known to be ridiculously nice, it was just that Christopher 'Bookie' Wiles wasn't. It made people wonder how they could be friends, wasn't there supposed to be some sort of common ground? Sequel to ACC.

None of the Above

2012-06-18T04:39:43-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Romance
English, Rated: T
General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,967, Reviews: 12, In-Progress

They'd had a running bet amongst themselves to see who could 'bag' the new girl first. But she fell for the guy that seemed to have the least interest in the bet, or her. Go figure. Prequel to Rocked.

Semiprecious

2010-09-26T20:46:43-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Romance
English, Rated: T
Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,939, Reviews: 25, Complete

Kara and Jay One-Shot. "I'm made of onyx. And you're pure diamond." Rocked Like Me alum.

A Classic Case

2010-06-29T06:24:08-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Romance
English, Rated: T
Drama/Romance
Chapters: 32, Words: 166,845, Reviews: 465, In-Progress

A Classic case is falling for your best friend's troubled twin. It's falling for the one guy you never thought you'd like. It's one big old teenage mess. Classic cases are commonly referred to as Cliches. This story is an epic mess. Read at own risk.

The Sea of Satire

2010-04-07T06:15:08-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Essay
English, Rated: T
General/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,621, Reviews: 23, In-Progress

Now a 'series' of serious, serious topics that must be addressed. Because you need to address the serious things in life, like the Recession, Swine Flu, Plagiarism and what to wear this coming Friday night. Chapter 3: Avoidastudyitis.

Killing Pterodactyls

2009-10-25T03:56:29-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,051, Reviews: 4, Complete

Jessica’s singing gets louder and louder until everyone around her drops dead. And she's the hero. Go figure.

Unlikely Villains, Hopeless Heroes

2009-04-12T05:39:26-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Supernatural
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,028, Reviews: 21, In-Progress

A vampire who hates blood and a vegetarian werewolf. Our last hopes for survival. We're doomed. Unless Declan can find the seductive vampire within himself and seduce Death's Mistress. Nah, we're doomed. Perhaps the most random thing you'll ever read.

Rocked Like Me

2008-12-06T20:19:41-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Romance
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 31, Words: 178,824, Reviews: 1138, Complete

I may be somewhat strange, but he's got arrogance down to an art form. I may have thrown a rock at his car, but it's no excuse to concoct a plan to kill me. Honestly, who does he think he is? The nerve of some people. Course language, you've been warned.

Why One Should Never Stare

2008-11-03T02:26:16-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Romance
English, Rated: T
Tragedy/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 348, Reviews: 13, Complete

She didn’t know his name, but he had the most beautiful eyes she’d ever seen in her life. They were a dark blue hue tinged in a darker green. They were lovely. Mini-OneShot err I hear they call them drabbles lol.

Being Tricked

2008-06-20T05:41:19-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Romance
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,114, Reviews: 27, Complete

One-Shot. It was raining, I was wet and it was dark. I was going to kill him, but he mistook some stranger for me... and it was hilarious. Until he told her he liked her...me, a lot, wait run that by her...me again?

Personal Response: Demon Children

2008-04-23T00:46:42-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Essay
English, Rated: K+
General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,051, Reviews: 8, Complete

Children are cunning little creatures who know exactly how to get what they want, and because we are in awe of their supposedly 'innocent charm', we are unaware of their duplicity. Beware of the Satire.

Horror Movies

2008-01-26T03:27:34-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Romance
English, Rated: K+
Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,373, Reviews: 49, Complete

She hated watching horror movies. It made her clingy and completely un.her.like, kind of. So maybe she was a wuss all the time, but no one knew this more so than he. OneShot

Dancing with a Queen

2007-11-03T23:31:14-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Romance
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,628, Reviews: 34, Complete

Boy meets girl [he already knows] and asks her out. Girl tells boy that she isn't gay. It's not her fault he was dressed in drag. Ridiculous. [OneShot, at least for now]

Two Months

2007-10-30T00:22:34-08:00

Author: Enigmatic Night
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,343, Reviews: 34, Complete

One Shot. [Who ever said absence makes the heart grow fonder, was wrong. Absence made you damn well obsessive.] He wanted her, she refused. He left, she wept [sorta]. He came back... she, slaps him? You know what they say... no, what? I hate you. Now, R&R