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Event Horizon

2009-11-12T22:49:54-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 5, Words: 12,779, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 11-1-09
Status: In-Progress

Once upon a time, there was a writer, there was an artist, there was a light, and everything as we know it was in flux. --NaNoWriMo 09--

Peace, Love, Untied Sneakers

2009-11-09T13:54:05-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,824, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-9-09, Published: 11-9-09
Status: In-Progress

Tessa was trying to write a love song when Marty broke in through her kitchen window.

A Little Light

2009-10-20T20:13:31-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 890, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-20-09, Published: 10-20-09
Status: Complete

An old man looks for a little light in his life. -Monologue-

English Paper: How We Survived Public Education

2009-10-17T18:56:24-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 11, Words: 32,369, Reviews: 11 Updated: 10-17-09, Published: 6-9-08
Status: In-Progress

There are three rules to surviving the public school system. One: Don't fall for your best friend. Two: Know how to effectively use blackmail. Three: Never trust your math teacher. --Book One of Four--

Fine Line

2009-10-17T11:27:51-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 62, Words: 214,925, Reviews: 549 Updated: 10-17-09, Published: 1-19-07
Status: Complete

“I hate you, Holmes... I HATE YOU!” “Yeah... I know... I know... but there's a fine line between hate... and love.” ---Edits coming in slowly---

100 Reasons

2009-09-27T22:28:58-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 516, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-27-09, Published: 9-27-09
Status: In-Progress

Here's to you. And here's to you never knowing the way I feel about you.

Event Horizon Teaser

2009-09-18T22:55:58-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 418, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-18-09, Published: 9-18-09
Status: Complete

Once upon a time, there was a writer; there was an artist; there was a light; and everything as we know it was in flux. --Preview for NaNoWriMo '09--

Hey There Jemima

2009-08-11T04:30:27-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 298, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-11-09, Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

Here's to Aunt Jemima and her syrupy ways. --A parody of Hey There Delilah--

Magnetic

2009-07-02T14:29:55-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 17,035, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-2-09, Published: 3-22-09
Status: Complete

Henry knows two things: he's doomed to be with April, and he has no idea what to do with his life. April has thought so far into the future that she's planned her own funeral. The one missing piece of the puzzle is her other half. The rest is inevitable.

The Ghost of Writer's Block Forest

2009-06-07T13:28:05-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,014, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-7-09, Published: 6-7-09
Status: Complete

Few go in, none come out...

WATCH

2009-06-06T19:35:23-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Suspense/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 147, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-6-09, Published: 6-6-09
Status: Complete

Look in between the lines, kids...

The Wonderful World of Imminent Doom

2009-05-30T17:46:19-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Chapters: 39, Words: 112,557, Reviews: 109 Updated: 5-30-09, Published: 10-31-08
Status: Complete

They thought that no war could ever rival the Interplanetary War. But thirty years later, they did it again. And they did it worse.

Love Poems for Nerds

2009-05-16T19:56:04-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 12, Words: 2,606, Reviews: 22 Updated: 5-16-09, Published: 4-19-09
Status: In-Progress

How do I love thee, let me express the ways through grammar, math, science, band, choir, geography, physics, computers, history, literature, the Internet, and MORE!

Not Enough

2009-05-05T20:59:35-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 949, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-5-09, Published: 5-5-09
Status: Complete

“Do you think being friends is enough? For the rest of your life?” “Well.... Yeah. Is being friends enough for you?”

I'm A Fragment Without You

2009-04-15T20:46:46-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 241, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-15-09, Published: 4-15-09
Status: Complete

--Nerd alert!-- Would you be the adverb to my adjective? Could I be the subject to your action? You're the only pronoun in my life. Your name is the only one in capitalization.

A Young Nerdy Boy's Library Book

2009-04-15T06:45:09-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 515, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-15-09, Published: 4-15-09
Status: Complete

Sim wasn’t sure what happened next, but one thing’s for certain: you do not take a young nerdy boy’s library book.

Sod You, Evander Phillips

2009-04-10T11:18:39-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 924, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-10-09, Published: 4-10-09
Status: Complete

“Stop it,” she protested weakly. He was now only a couple inches away and showed no sign of breaking eye contact. “I’m trying to be mad at you.” She tried to glare, but it didn’t work. -Fine Line oneshot-

My Old Best Friend

2009-03-28T21:13:53-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-28-09, Published: 3-28-09
Status: Complete

She used to be so different. Now she's married to a complete jerk who doesn't love her or deserve her. We don't know what happened.

Gideon

2009-03-08T20:58:14-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 271, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-8-09, Published: 3-8-09
Status: Complete

“But Lord,” Gideon asked, “How can I save Israel? My clan is the weakest in Manasseh, and I am the least in my family.”

Edible Ouija

2009-02-25T06:48:57-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 259, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-25-09, Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

Alphabet soup knows everything.

Seven Days to Win Gwen Labelle

2009-02-11T18:51:28-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 9,315, Reviews: 25 Updated: 2-11-09, Published: 2-6-09
Status: In-Progress

“See that girl?” “You mean Gwen Labelle?” “Yeah, her.” “Why? What are you planning?” “I’m gonna make her like me. In a week.”

Baby Furby

2009-02-03T20:45:12-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-3-09, Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

Or Satan as a Child's Toy. One of the more evil things from the 90's...

Right Under Your Nose

2009-02-02T08:54:14-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,896, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-2-09, Published: 2-2-09
Status: Complete

Everything she could have possibly wanted was just waiting to catch her. If only she would fall.

Comfort Food

2009-02-01T21:50:25-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 594, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-1-09, Published: 2-1-09
Status: Complete

“There’s bound to be someone out there who genuinely cares about ya, more than… than a friend…. And who knows? Maybe he’ll change. Or maybe… maybe you’ll find someone else. But for now, just eat a muffin. It'll make you feel better.”

This Isn't Funny

2009-01-27T15:15:04-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 183, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-27-09, Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

I know you like to joke around; Now you won't even make a sound

Your Stupid Eyes

2009-01-18T22:48:32-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 315, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-18-09, Published: 1-18-09
Status: Complete

So do me a favor please; Stop making me love- no, not love-; Stop making me LOOK in your stupid eyes!

I Hate You

2009-01-05T18:50:35-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 346, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-5-09, Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

I hate you.

Pants

2009-01-05T14:02:44-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,512, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-5-09, Published: 1-5-09
Status: Complete

“Dom, Rico, what are you doing to Benny?” “We’re molesting him!” “We want his pants!” “Help me.”

Enemy Material

2008-12-30T14:53:39-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 704, Reviews: 14 Updated: 12-30-08, Published: 12-30-08
Status: Complete

Too many girls had been sucked into believing that guys who glittered and stalked you and drove silver cars were wonderful.

Spinning Around the Galaxy

2008-12-26T23:31:40-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 554, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-26-08, Published: 12-26-08
Status: Complete

Spinning around the galaxy; It'll just be you and me; Think of how happy we could be; Just you wait and see

Caomhe's Worst Fear

2008-12-24T20:39:41-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Friendship
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,419, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-24-08, Published: 9-30-08
Status: In-Progress

The only colors she saw were red, black, and white. The only color she wanted to see was green. A deep, brilliant green. --Fine Line AU--

Wake Up

2008-12-22T23:48:15-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 480, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-22-08, Published: 12-22-08
Status: Complete

Oh come on. I know you’re a joker by nature, but you’re going a little too far.

The Ecstasy: An Essay

2008-11-13T12:56:14-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 544, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-13-08, Published: 11-13-08
Status: Complete

The title says everything: it's a test essay about The Ecstasy by John Donne, examining the music, imagery, and meaning of the poem. Someone's in LOVE...

Ma'an et Solo

2008-11-03T08:43:15-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 202, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-3-08, Published: 11-3-08
Status: Complete

Every night we'd sit under the stars; I'd look in your eyes; And you'd play your guitar; And everything was so beautiful

The European Love Triangle

2008-10-30T05:40:05-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-30-08, Published: 10-30-08
Status: Complete

A thread from the NaNoWriMo forums about a love triangle between Germany, France, and Britain. And then Canada.

First 'Pressions

2008-10-29T21:28:41-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,516, Reviews: 9 Updated: 10-29-08, Published: 10-9-08
Status: Complete

“You never get a second chance to make a first impression.”

Shortcut

2008-10-24T21:08:48-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,503, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-24-08, Published: 10-24-08
Status: Complete

Josh Quirke is getting married. Or thinks he is.

Look

2008-10-12T21:00:08-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 343, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-12-08, Published: 10-12-08
Status: Complete

I never wanted you to say, “I love you, and I, I’d die for you” But that doesn't mean I wanted you to...

Duct Tape Fixes Everything

2008-10-07T09:15:55-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 12, Words: 31,235, Reviews: 37 Updated: 10-7-08, Published: 5-25-08
Status: In-Progress

“You don't want to spend half your life thinking about a chance you didn't take.” “You stole that from Frasier.” “Shut up.” -Abandoned, used for scrap metal, no more... it was a nice short run, wasn't it?--

He Loved Her

2008-09-27T21:59:27-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 347, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

He loved her; She was his entire world; He loved her; She wasn't just another girl; He loved her; And he just kept hoping; That maybe someday she would love him, too...

My Day

2008-09-27T14:55:30-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 200, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-27-08, Published: 9-27-08
Status: Complete

Chocolate soy milk and donuts.

Emergency Room Adventures

2008-09-23T09:52:33-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 883, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-23-08, Published: 9-23-08
Status: Complete

There's a reason they call me an insurance liability.

The 500 Word Limit

2008-09-16T08:17:41-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 12, Words: 10,748, Reviews: 27 Updated: 9-16-08, Published: 4-17-07
Status: In-Progress

Because life was never, ever, EVER meant to be serious.

Ode to Suburbia

2008-08-31T19:12:54-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-31-08, Published: 8-31-08
Status: Complete

Parody of America the Beautiful Oh beautiful for perfect lawns; For vans and soccer moms...

Ode to Chex Mix

2008-08-30T20:47:03-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 208, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-30-08, Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

Topsy-turvy, whole world’s upside down; When I’ve got you and Chex Mix; I’ll never need to frown

Stockholm Syndrome

2008-08-30T20:31:44-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,689, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-30-08, Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

Guy runs for mayor. Girl helps. Guy falls in love with Girl. Girl is hired to kill him.

How To Format Plays

2008-08-23T14:11:46-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 886, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-23-08, Published: 8-23-08
Status: Complete

From what's been hammered in my head for two years. All about stage direction, setting, names, description, and dialogue, and all that other nonsense. :

Consistency

2008-07-15T10:19:17-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 294, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-15-08, Published: 7-15-08
Status: Complete

So won't You change me, too?; Don't need this heart; As much as I need You; And I need consistency; That only Your love can give me

Decision 2008: Cookies or Donuts?

2008-07-04T21:30:11-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 602, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-4-08, Published: 7-4-08
Status: Complete

You decide. :D Not a political piece. It's about the great rivalry between two brothers in a bakery... gotta love sibling rivalry. -Repost-

You Make Me Wanna

2008-06-18T14:16:15-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 418, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-18-08, Published: 6-18-08
Status: Complete

You make me wanna fly over the moon; Swim far below the sea; Go to the zoo and let the animals free; Cuz you my friend, my partner in crime; Bring out the best in me, and I; Got this feeling I bring the best out of you, too...

Candy Hearts and Paper Flowers

2008-06-08T21:24:41-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,017, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-8-08, Published: 6-8-08
Status: Complete

So it was a cliché. Girl goes to college in a whole different state. Girl meets best friend who just so happens to have a fraternal twin. Girl falls for said twin. Twin gives Everlasting Gobstopper to girl. It was like something from a Disney movie.

It's The End

2008-06-08T10:25:09-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 636, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-8-08, Published: 6-8-08
Status: Complete

She doesn't notice that look in his eye; That look of “more than just friends” La-la-la-la ; And that, my fellow troublemakers; Is why it's the beginning of the end!

It's a Beautiful Day

2008-06-08T09:53:27-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 342, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-8-08, Published: 6-8-08
Status: Complete

Cheer up emo kid; It's a beautiful day; So smile and laugh with me; Watch your problems fade away

Daddy's Not So Little Girl

2008-06-03T10:54:05-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,764, Reviews: 10 Updated: 6-3-08, Published: 6-3-08
Status: Complete

“It’s a nice dress. Very modest.” “It doesn’t have straps.” “It’s fine. You just don’t want to admit Evie’s growing up.” “Why can’t she have stayed four?”

Fine Line: Essence of Maturity

2008-05-20T09:50:14-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 7,082, Reviews: 14 Updated: 5-20-08, Published: 4-22-08
Status: In-Progress

A series of Fine Line oneshots about food, college, marriage, children, and all that jazz. Not, and I repeat, NOT in chronological order.

Tales of Qzie's Camera

2008-05-06T17:28:56-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,482, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-6-08, Published: 5-5-08
Status: In-Progress

Turn the camera off, you dork.- Tucker

Qzie's Inspiration Journal

2008-05-05T15:35:49-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,093, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-5-08, Published: 5-5-08
Status: Complete

We were supposed to write down things that inspire us. I did not... but I did create a black hole. :D

Mike Walked Off A Cliff

2008-04-27T15:22:23-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 145, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-27-08, Published: 4-27-08
Status: Complete

One day, Mike walked off a cliff and died...

Donut Shop Confessions

2008-04-15T09:10:37-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 426, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-15-08, Published: 4-15-08
Status: Complete

That crazy old lady was just leaving with her granddaughter, about to eat her donut, and… I don’t know… I just snapped…

Laura

2008-04-12T13:33:55-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,016, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-12-08, Published: 3-18-08
Status: In-Progress

The stories of an autistic girl's sister. She's so doggone funny.

The Impossible Plan

2008-04-06T13:01:23-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 405, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-6-08, Published: 4-6-08
Status: Complete

“I don’t want to move.” “We don’t want you to, either.”

Sentiments of Hatred

2008-04-02T21:03:55-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 669, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-2-08, Published: 8-11-07
Status: In-Progress

Caomhe scowled at Keiran and hissed, “I hate you.” Keiran seemed unfazed by this and snapped back, “I hate you more.”

One of Those Days

2008-03-16T11:14:52-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,392, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-16-08, Published: 3-16-08
Status: Complete

It was one of those days. Y’know, the days where as soon as you get home, you want to beat the crap out of anyone who gets in your way, storm in your room, and listen to loud, angry music while writing a long angst-filled rant.

The Dork and the Dragon

2008-03-08T15:29:15-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,812, Reviews: 20 Updated: 3-8-08, Published: 12-23-07
Status: In-Progress

“Wait... what?” “You heard me. That sword is yours.” “...What am I supposed to do with it?” “I dunno. Cut yourself?” “OK, enough with the emo jokes!” “Awww, cheer up, emo kid!” “SILENCE, WOMAN!” “Snappy little emo...”

The Stories Behind the Stories

2008-02-28T09:03:00-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,759, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-28-08, Published: 2-28-08
Status: Complete

Analyzing fairy tales, their effects, and etcetera. I'm warning you now, some of this is kind of horrifying.

Agape

2008-02-22T13:08:08-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,598, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-22-08, Published: 2-22-08
Status: Complete

“And remember-” “Nerve is just paralyzing fear on a sugar rush.” “Exactly! I’m glad I’ve finally gotten that through your head.” Version 3.0

The Saint Valentine's Day Massacre

2008-02-15T10:13:04-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 426, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-15-08, Published: 2-15-08
Status: Complete

He never saw it coming.

The Questions That Plague My Mind

2008-02-10T08:40:29-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 761, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-10-08, Published: 2-10-08
Status: Complete

Why is the sky blue? What did Jesus and the disciples do when they were traveling? Why are elephants disproportionate? Did I spell that right?

The Real Threats to Society

2008-01-31T08:12:12-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 5,697, Reviews: 12 Updated: 1-31-08, Published: 12-7-07
Status: In-Progress

True stories of chocolate, pixie sticks, big noses, stupid boys, and other silly stories of middle school and high school.

Help Me

2007-12-05T04:52:00-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-5-07, Published: 12-5-07
Status: Complete

Something horrible happened to her. And she'll never be the same again.

Christmas Angel

2007-12-01T12:30:42-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 620, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-1-07, Published: 12-1-07
Status: Complete

Later on, we can go outside... and create the impression of an angel that just fell from the sky... [Relient K Always Winter]

You Make My Heart Hurt

2007-11-27T21:52:10-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-27-07, Published: 11-27-07
Status: Complete

So you love her. I don't care. But my heart does.

Let's All Commit Suicide!

2007-11-27T21:43:46-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 414, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-27-07, Published: 11-27-07
Status: Complete

There wouldn't be any wars if we did. [Heavy sarcasm]

Brighter Than Sunshine

2007-11-27T19:29:09-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-27-07, Published: 11-27-07
Status: Complete

Maybe it's a cliche, but it's firstly love.

The GoCart Song

2007-10-23T09:32:22-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 252, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-23-07, Published: 10-23-07
Status: Complete

The wheels of the gocart go vroomvroomvroom...

Lavender Streaked Sky

2007-10-21T19:24:04-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 718, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-21-07, Published: 10-21-07
Status: Complete

“Well, I’m Renie, maybe you’ve seen me up on my roof talking with the gneakles.”

Spy Wants A Donut

2007-10-21T19:11:51-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 411, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-21-07, Published: 10-21-07
Status: Complete

Spy is hungry... Spy wants a donut... [A story of boredom and hunger]

Three Perspectives

2007-10-18T10:02:07-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Suspense/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,167, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-18-07, Published: 10-18-07
Status: In-Progress

A scene in three perspectives. A girl asks a boy to prom "as friends." Cliffhanger ending.

Parallel, Evenness, Three

2007-10-03T20:05:42-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-3-07, Published: 10-3-07
Status: Complete

There's nothing wrong, With parallel things, Or even things, Or three things

All In A Day's Work

2007-10-03T14:44:34-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 262, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-3-07, Published: 10-3-07
Status: Complete

The Godfather wants his coffee... or there shall be a price to pay.

My Happy Go Freaky Girl

2007-10-01T18:00:54-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 207, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-1-07, Published: 10-1-07
Status: Complete

I never wanted to see you cry, So wipe those tears from your eyes, Cuz heartbreak doesn’t have to mean goodbye

A Year Just Isn't Enough

2007-10-01T17:51:36-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 498, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-1-07, Published: 10-1-07
Status: Complete

But life isn’t a fairy tale, and that’s why you’re gone now.

Bunnyman!

2007-09-28T10:42:03-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 140, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-28-07, Published: 9-28-07
Status: Complete

Look out. He's gonna getcha. [Based on The Gashlycrumb Tinies]

Overheating

2007-09-09T17:41:21-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 338, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-9-07, Published: 9-9-07
Status: Complete

Parody of Overthinking by Relient K. All about how sunburns suck.

Something Beautiful

2007-08-27T19:09:16-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,197, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-27-07, Published: 8-27-07
Status: Complete

We dreamed up all these wonderful things, and we had something beautiful... a true friendship. We opened up to each other, we trusted each other with our lives.... I hate saying goodbye.

Sometimes We Say Goodbye

2007-08-27T10:23:29-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 287, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-27-07, Published: 8-27-07
Status: Complete

I should have learned to never trust, In the things that say goodbye

Hand in Hand

2007-08-20T23:01:12-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 691, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-20-07, Published: 8-20-07
Status: Complete

And so my life ends in riddles, but isn’t that what life has always been? One riddle passes into another, one choice follows the one before it. It’s an endless sorrow.

Most Eligible

2007-08-08T12:48:49-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,378, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-8-07, Published: 8-8-07
Status: Complete

[Challenge response] Fitch Garridan was a regular guy extraordinaire... who was terrified of the opposite gender. That is, until the haircut, the Freshmen Five list, the preps, and Taser Segreti. Oh, and Brazil. [Oneshot]

Tea With Cinnamon and Vanilla

2007-08-03T20:30:15-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 486, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-3-07, Published: 8-3-07
Status: Complete

The trick, she said, was to add cinnamon and vanilla.

Dear Freind

2007-07-01T10:33:45-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 614, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-1-07, Published: 7-1-07
Status: Complete

[Mistakes intentional] A five year old writes.

Girls Are Insane

2007-03-26T11:47:50-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 662, Reviews: 7 Updated: 3-26-07, Published: 3-26-07
Status: Complete

“Girls are insane.” “Excuse me?” “Well it’s true! I mean, how many times have you heard of this type of thing happening and a girl being in the wrong? And when we try to tell you what really happened, you won’t even listen to our side of the story!”

The Dance

2007-02-02T20:27:21-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,673, Reviews: 14 Updated: 2-2-07, Published: 2-2-07
Status: Complete

Step. Step. Don't worry. Step. Step. He loves you so much. Step. Step. You've gotten this far. Step. Step. A couple more steps won't hurt you at all. Step. Step. Will it? [Revised]

The Knights of PS 337

2006-09-12T19:58:51-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 331, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-12-06, Published: 9-12-06
Status: Complete

A kid ignoring his teacher in favor of more interesting pursuits. Oneshot.

Living Your Life

2006-07-24T10:33:04-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,189, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-24-06, Published: 7-24-06
Status: Complete

Be sure to live your life, because you are a long time dead. A speech I did for speech class, reviews are returned.

Octopusphobia

2006-06-05T17:33:51-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,998, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-5-06, Published: 5-5-06
Status: Complete

Based on a weird dream. Gil looked back behind him. Did that stupid octopus really think it would be able to keep his friends in school? You review, I review back.

If You Can't Believe in Everything

2006-05-25T19:13:30-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 9 Updated: 5-25-06, Published: 5-25-06
Status: Complete

I'll at least believe in you.

Quest for the Bowling Ball

2005-11-25T11:58:47-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,083, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-25-05, Published: 10-23-05
Status: Complete

The magical bowling ball falls into the hands of a boy who seems to have it all. Chapter 4 up!

What Makes The World Go 'Round

2005-11-08T13:18:40-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 834, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-8-05, Published: 11-8-05
Status: Complete

Our drama teacher told us to write about something we believe in. Well...I'm a very idealistic person. I also call this The 5Minute Musical.

Seizure

2005-10-21T21:06:43-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 25, Reviews: 8 Updated: 10-21-05, Published: 10-21-05
Status: Complete

A seizure in the only way I could describe it. Please R&R.

Transparency

2005-10-17T14:12:54-08:00

Author: Qzie
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 77, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-17-05, Published: 10-17-05
Status: Complete

Well, a fine mess I've landed myself into.