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Shift

2008-01-27T14:25:48-08:00

Author: FlamingDoritos
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,469, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-27-08, Published: 11-30-07
Status: In-Progress

Shifting between worlds isn't exactly the most fun that a person can have...but when she's with her best friends and they're stuck saving the world, Micaiah might as well have some fun when she can.

The Obituary

2007-11-13T14:34:50-08:00

Author: FlamingDoritos
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 906, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-13-07, Published: 11-13-07
Status: Complete

We wrote our own obituaries in class, and the one belonging to the guy next to me FAILED. So I rewrote it. Basically just a bunch of pointlessness that travels away from a proper obituary and towards a work of fiction. Prepare to wet yourself laughing.

The Jackass

2007-05-04T23:23:42-08:00

Author: FlamingDoritos
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 769, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-4-07, Published: 5-4-07
Status: Complete

True events that concluded on May 5, 2007. If you feel the need to read a true story about a guy making a, well, jackass of himself, reading about the idiocy of men and how some tend to think they can avoid things, or just need a good laugh, start here.

The Prince Rescuing Quest and Other Odd Tales

2007-04-07T01:19:24-08:00

Author: FlamingDoritos
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,200, Reviews: 21 Updated: 4-7-07, Published: 2-15-07
Status: In-Progress

YAOI Princes from across the continent are being kidnapped, and it's up to Julian Bananafeather, Squellys Ucumber, Raven Dinuriel, and Kai Icedragon to figure out what the heck is going on. What happens when royalty gets bored...

Fifteen Years of AnickaphobiaAKA Fearing Santa

2006-12-03T19:56:05-08:00

Author: FlamingDoritos
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 860, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-3-06, Published: 12-3-06
Status: Complete

For fifteen years I have feared Santa, and everyone has asked my why. Now I explore, in somewhat vague detail, the full extent of my fear...

Notice

2006-08-03T22:24:58-08:00

Author: FlamingDoritos
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 625, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-3-06, Published: 8-3-06
Status: Complete

He's always noticed her. But why hasn't she noticed him?

Fire Eye Academy: The Outtake Reels

2006-08-02T12:34:13-08:00

Author: FlamingDoritos
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 733, Reviews: 9 Updated: 8-2-06, Published: 8-2-06
Status: Complete

Anything that could have gone wrong in the book has. Just me having some fun while FEA's sequel is on hold.

The Great Technology Rebellion

2006-05-16T18:10:46-08:00

Author: FlamingDoritos
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 945, Reviews: 9 Updated: 5-16-06, Published: 5-16-06
Status: Complete

Phred Cell Phone has had enough of being used by those darned Humans. So he begins a rebellion. This story is completely absurd. You may want a psychiatrist nearby.

Fire Eye Academy

2006-05-15T21:01:15-08:00

Author: FlamingDoritos
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 18, Words: 53,706, Reviews: 168 Updated: 5-15-06, Published: 10-21-05
Status: Complete

What happens when you throw together a sneezing demon, a vampire with allergies, an out of control pyro, a psychic, an elf, a mindcontroller, someone who can invert gravity, and a plot to overthrow the human race? Not a normal school year, that's what...

Only Human

2005-11-26T18:22:09-08:00

Author: FlamingDoritos
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 771, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-26-05, Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

A god has fallen for a mortal woman, and is reflecting on her. Oneshot.