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We Have No Cats

2006-09-13T17:40:39-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 171, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-13-06, Published: 9-13-06
Status: Complete

Inspired by the two felines who seem to have adopted us

Anticipation

2006-09-13T17:35:19-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 808, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-13-06, Published: 9-13-06
Status: Complete

A tale of insect suspense. There's a fascinating smell...

Networking

2005-12-18T03:38:35-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 36, Words: 88,310, Reviews: 17 Updated: 12-18-05, Published: 10-26-05
Status: Complete

A story about computers; their lives, loves, dangers and rivalries. What happens when a PC and a Mac are placed in the same house? A tale for Mac-lovers, PC-lovers and geeks the world over.

Why Shouldn't Ghosts Go Woo?

2005-11-26T14:44:41-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Kids
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 904, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-26-05, Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

Surely going "woo" is the best part of being a ghost.

Light and Dark

2005-11-26T12:14:59-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Fable
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 468, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-26-05, Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

In the beginning, the Dark only wanted to be friends.

The Danger In Beauty

2005-11-26T11:40:02-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 366, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-26-05, Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

He should have listened to his mother.

Storm in a Teacup

2005-11-26T11:34:37-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 334, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-26-05, Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

Just a storm in a teacup - it'll soon blow over.

Place of Whispers

2005-11-26T11:28:40-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,034, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-26-05, Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

Where do abandoned characters go?

The Office Affair

2005-11-26T11:20:36-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 269, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-26-05, Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

A mistress can be a powerful thing.

The Truth And The Lie

2005-11-26T11:15:55-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 233, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-26-05, Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

A lie can make its way halfway around the world before the truth has its pants on.

Six Hundred Million And One

2005-11-26T11:12:17-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,360, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-26-05, Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

Even the devil has garage sales.

Because I'm Right

2005-11-26T11:04:11-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 506, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-26-05, Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

Where is the line between neccesary sacrafice, and insanity?

Avoiding War

2005-11-26T10:57:52-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,548, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-26-05, Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

Inspired by the song "The Horse-Tamer's Daughter" Is defense in itself a form of attack?

Spam

2005-11-26T10:49:11-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 586, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-26-05, Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

What if everything spam promised you was true?

I'm Going To Hell For Writing This

2005-10-31T11:42:56-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 639, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-31-05, Published: 10-31-05
Status: Complete

But what would a writer's Hell consist of?

Virtual Reality

2005-10-31T11:40:23-08:00

Author: shewhoguards
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,346, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-31-05, Published: 10-31-05
Status: Complete

Ever doubted your own existence?