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One Laugh Away

2008-06-19T09:24:31-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-19-08, Published: 6-19-08
Status: Complete

When it comes to years, quality is more important than quantity

How My Life Should Have Been

2008-06-08T09:41:09-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 5,794, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-8-08, Published: 4-27-08
Status: In-Progress

Nobody wants to remember being a loser. A man tries to trick himself that his life was different and more exciting.

Lord Forgive Me

2008-04-21T15:17:05-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Thriller
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,640, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-21-08, Published: 4-21-08
Status: Complete

A first hand account of murder

Whitewashed

2008-01-19T15:17:57-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 255, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-19-08, Published: 1-19-08
Status: Complete

Hospital white is a dreadful colour.

Cross My Heart

2007-12-26T12:22:56-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-26-07, Published: 12-26-07
Status: Complete

It's a songreference to the book Frankenstein.

The Paper Girlfriend

2007-12-13T11:12:10-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 534, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-13-07, Published: 12-13-07
Status: Complete

A burtonesque poem about a boy with a paper girlfriend. Dedicated to my friend, Chris Riley.

Ode to Jill

2007-12-13T10:58:54-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 177, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-13-07, Published: 12-13-07
Status: Complete

A villanelle written about Jack and Jill... mainly Jill.

Telephone Lines and Crimson Sunsets

2007-11-11T22:33:17-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-11-07, Published: 11-11-07
Status: Complete

Where do you go when you're broken?

Mea Culpa

2007-11-01T07:49:36-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Spiritual/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 212, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-1-07, Published: 11-1-07
Status: Complete

Forgive me my sins

The Obnoxious Hero

2007-10-13T18:12:07-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 8, Words: 4,502, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-13-07, Published: 9-16-07
Status: Complete

Henry Burton, an over medicated man, slowly escapes the numbness of his life through the beauty of films. This story is being written for my English class.

Say Aye

2007-10-08T18:24:42-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 170, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-8-07, Published: 10-8-07
Status: Complete

Pirate Adventure poem

Asylum Sacrifices

2007-09-16T15:55:11-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 6, Words: 2,549, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-16-07, Published: 7-6-07
Status: In-Progress

An asylum keeps their patients too drugged to remember the organ harvesting.

St Anne's All Girls Institute of Learning

2007-09-16T13:26:05-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Chapters: 3, Words: 747, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-16-07, Published: 9-11-07
Status: In-Progress

Evelyn, a young girl abandoned by her parents, is sent to a boarding school. It is dark, cold, and bleak. She is forced to explore the schoolgrounds to escape the dismal and discovers that the school, and faculty have secrets darker than the place itself.

One Man's Worth

2007-09-04T09:19:17-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,260, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-4-07, Published: 9-13-06
Status: Complete

A young man is brutally murdered only to be rebuilt by a scientist with alternate motives.

The Blue Fairie's Lament

2007-09-02T21:38:46-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-2-07, Published: 9-2-07
Status: Complete

Take these gears and give them blood. Take these feathers and give them flesh. Make me real. A song about wanting to feel, whether it be the pain of living or the warm touch of a beloved.

Wishing for the Moon

2007-08-27T09:03:39-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 10, Words: 6,866, Reviews: 8 Updated: 8-27-07, Published: 9-27-06
Status: In-Progress

A hopeless romantic learns to take his womanizing friends advice and hate love, while the womanizer falls desparately for an unobtainable girl. Based on Wishing for the Moon or La Luna Nel Pozzo by Dany&Dany.

Take it all Back

2007-08-23T18:16:14-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 229, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-23-07, Published: 8-23-07
Status: Complete

A bitter sweet broken heart

Prelude to The End

2007-08-09T15:13:26-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 107, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-9-07, Published: 8-9-07
Status: Complete

A song about fearing the end of anything. It was written about the apocalypse, but it can be taken as the end of anything

The Other Hello

2007-07-26T20:05:43-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 174, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-26-07, Published: 7-26-07
Status: Complete

A song about a pretty dark love affair. It's suppose to have a rather jazzy melody.

Dire Straits for Stewart

2007-07-26T19:22:40-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-26-07, Published: 7-26-07
Status: Complete

For a friendship where things went desperately wrong for no real reason

September Revisited

2007-07-25T16:39:10-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 112, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-25-07, Published: 7-25-07
Status: Complete

Another song where I just really liked the title. It does have somewhat of a meaning I was drugged all through september because I was hit by a car.

The Hindenburg View

2007-07-25T16:36:02-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-25-07, Published: 7-25-07
Status: Complete

I wanted to write a song with this title because I though it sounded rather cool

A Secret Place

2007-07-20T13:17:43-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,969, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-20-07, Published: 6-18-07
Status: In-Progress

Another part of the anthology this is a longer story.

The Lord of Candles

2007-06-24T19:56:33-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 12, Words: 30,670, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-24-07, Published: 11-14-05
Status: Complete

When a young man is kidnapped and made into the undead unwillingly, he strives to rearrange fate and makes a grave mistake in doing so.

The Collector of Wings

2007-05-11T07:26:43-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 144, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-11-07, Published: 5-11-07
Status: In-Progress

And I, the collector, and dead without wings. Without cries, without screams.

My Time is Spent

2007-05-09T11:23:45-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 205, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-9-07, Published: 5-9-07
Status: Complete

A free flowing poem of thoughts that come to mind. Listening to music and wanting the beauty of the lyrics. Surrealism in the purest sense.

The Train Station

2007-05-08T06:19:00-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Action
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,035, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-8-07, Published: 5-7-07
Status: In-Progress

A dancer knows more than she thinks, a hitman falls for a woman, and a villian hunts for his secrets. A bumbling group of people are caught in a scheme and try to escape.

The EighthGrader Molly

2007-05-07T05:42:42-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,289, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-7-07, Published: 5-7-07
Status: Complete

A sequel to CountessOfTheSpires' Unfortuante Chronicles of an EighthGrade Nobody. My view.

Tongue Held

2007-05-01T16:14:09-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,682, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-1-07, Published: 4-23-07
Status: Complete

A man is punished for his thoughts and doings in Puritan America

The Red Angel

2007-04-30T17:44:21-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 180, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-30-07, Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

A poem that I originally wrote in French about someone we all wish we had. That person who's always there for you.

Turning

2007-04-30T17:41:35-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 82, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-30-07, Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

Day turns to night autumn turns to winter and life turns to death.

Ode to Nikki

2007-04-30T17:39:36-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-30-07, Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

Ode to an old friend. Nicholas DeLenfent from The Vampire Lestat.

The Sentinel

2007-04-30T17:36:50-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-30-07, Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

The great tree hangs in the light of the moon.

The Scarecrow

2007-04-30T17:34:56-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 314, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-30-07, Published: 4-30-07
Status: Complete

This was the original inspiration for Francis and Natalie. A poem about a scarecrow and his trek through the seasons.

In My Final Fantasy

2007-04-25T09:14:01-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-25-07, Published: 4-25-07
Status: Complete

A poem about playing Final Fantasy VI. I love the opera scene.

I Feel Unwelcome in This Place

2007-04-22T13:48:35-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Thriller
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 730, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-22-07, Published: 4-22-07
Status: In-Progress

The first chapter to an anthology. A young man is driven mad in his Castle in Bohemia, now the Czech Republic, in the 18th century. Finding a journal left from whatever it is lurking in the shadows of his dominion.

Away From Here

2007-04-02T08:34:45-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 145, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-2-07, Published: 4-2-07
Status: Complete

Flying down the road without a reason to escape, but a longing, a need.

Red Ink and Roses

2007-04-02T06:54:13-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 208, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-2-07, Published: 4-2-07
Status: Complete

Better than any other writer: my best friend. This is for her, time will never slip away, we have forever.

Once Upon a Time

2007-01-12T06:40:13-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 93, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-12-07, Published: 1-12-07
Status: Complete

He used to send me emails, now he doesn't...

Green Bottle Light

2007-01-08T08:41:24-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Mystery
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Suspense
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,508, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-8-07, Published: 10-24-06
Status: In-Progress

A man awakes with bruises, covered in blood, unaware of how he got there and unaware of how to reobtain his memory of a lost day.

This Was My Life

2006-11-26T17:48:55-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,499, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-26-06, Published: 9-12-06
Status: Complete

A man discovers the flaws in the perfection of suberbia and develops new relationships with a derranged woman

Read This

2006-10-20T12:43:09-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 103, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-20-06, Published: 10-20-06
Status: Complete

Or actually don't. A poem about a hostile writer, well, writing to their reader.

The Story of Gregory Upton

2006-10-05T19:54:34-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,551, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-5-06, Published: 9-30-06
Status: In-Progress

A story of jealousy, love, promiscuity, and tragedy.

Francis and Natalie

2006-10-03T16:57:33-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Kids
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,378, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-3-06, Published: 9-15-06
Status: Complete

A macabre children's story of a scarecrow who trades everything for the love of a human girl. All's well that end's well, and the same truth for the opposite.

Forever Yours

2006-10-03T16:26:12-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,380, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-3-06, Published: 10-3-06
Status: Complete

Two lovers blossom in modern England until a third one comes into play, who is far from modern. Three fiancees, one fate...

Confessions of a Killer

2006-09-28T13:49:37-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Thriller
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 301, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-28-06, Published: 9-28-06
Status: Complete

A serial killer explains the plan for his next victim, inspired by Where Are You Going, Where Have You Been? by Joyce Carol Oates

The Regrets of Dorian Gray

2006-09-27T15:39:08-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 35, Reviews: 4 Updated: 9-27-06, Published: 9-27-06
Status: Complete

What any immortal should feel after watching their portrait grow sarcastic and decrepit, but in poem form!

Thanks for Killing Ellen

2006-09-16T00:18:38-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 181, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-16-06, Published: 9-16-06
Status: Complete

A woman's suicide note to an old 'friend'

I Don't Claw at Walls

2006-09-15T23:53:32-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-15-06, Published: 9-15-06
Status: Complete

Making fun of all those angsty poems

Did She Write Poems?

2006-09-15T23:52:33-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 76, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-15-06, Published: 9-15-06
Status: Complete

Some personal experiance of jealousy...

Heart of a Warrior

2006-09-13T13:31:19-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,926, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-13-06, Published: 9-13-06
Status: In-Progress

When two different sides crash in amity...

Watching

2006-09-13T05:05:05-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,202, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-13-06, Published: 9-13-06
Status: Complete

My lifechanging summer at the warped tour...

Mommy's Diamonds

2006-09-12T16:23:57-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Kids
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 431, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-12-06, Published: 9-12-06
Status: Complete

A little girl wishes for a future that will turn out darker than expected

Little Miss Muffet, The True Story

2006-08-17T13:40:09-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 98, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-17-06, Published: 8-17-06
Status: Complete

The true story of what happened between the spider and Miss Muffet

Can I Borrow Your Pocket Watch?

2006-08-13T20:00:36-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 151, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-13-06, Published: 8-13-06
Status: Complete

Life without a love...

Le Carousel de Reve

2006-08-13T20:00:02-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 160, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-13-06, Published: 8-13-06
Status: Complete

A song about a carousel we all dream of...

Work of Art

2006-08-13T13:41:16-08:00

Author: ArmandsArdour
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,480, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-13-06, Published: 11-8-05
Status: In-Progress

A renaissance apprentice is the the true artist while his drunken master sleeps around