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The Calendar

2005-05-12T15:55:05-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 793, Reviews: 9 Updated: 5-12-05, Published: 5-12-05
Status: Complete

The first thing I've written in a very long time. Starring a young executive, an old peon worker, and a paperclip.

How can I possibly go on?

2005-01-05T14:47:01-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 295, Reviews: 10 Updated: 1-5-05, Published: 1-5-05
Status: Complete

A short little thing I wrote awhile back and apparently forgot about. Good for a chuckle or two.

Room 13B

2004-10-08T13:25:26-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,955, Reviews: 22 Updated: 10-8-04, Published: 7-3-04
Status: Complete

This guy just can't catch a break. Last chap is up, take a look. Odds are, it's not gonna bite.

Reginald of the Forest

2004-07-22T19:44:26-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 385, Reviews: 8 Updated: 7-22-04, Published: 7-22-04
Status: Complete

Come with me and lead a free life, running naked in the woods!

Another Average Day

2004-06-25T13:56:40-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 549, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-25-04, Published: 6-25-04
Status: Complete

I am such a liberal. An average short story about an average man leading an oh so average life.

Slight Inconvenience

2004-06-15T13:23:31-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 624, Reviews: 9 Updated: 6-15-04, Published: 6-15-04
Status: Complete

Frank and Louise are having a nice quiet evening at home when their house is commandeered by Nazis. A good time is had by all.

Flight Delay

2004-06-01T12:14:31-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,040, Reviews: 28 Updated: 6-1-04, Published: 1-17-04
Status: Complete

None of your business.

The Train

2004-05-11T14:03:02-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,120, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-11-04, Published: 5-11-04
Status: Complete

Kinda reminds me of the sort of thing Twilight Zone does... please don't ask me for another chapter or a sequal. It's not going to happen.

Ummmm POP TARTS!

2004-05-08T19:13:42-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,986, Reviews: 42 Updated: 5-8-04, Published: 8-10-03
Status: Complete

Not a story at all, but an incredible simulation, and an incredible waste of any reader's time. BUT YOU WILL READ IT ANYWAY! Or else.

Crappy Teen Movie Averted

2004-03-27T16:50:46-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 308, Reviews: 11 Updated: 3-27-04, Published: 3-27-04
Status: Complete

What you wish would happen in the beginning of a lot of movies, as a matter of mercy to audiences everywhere.

The Worldwide Sneeze

2004-03-21T13:34:36-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 220, Reviews: 11 Updated: 3-21-04, Published: 3-21-04
Status: Complete

Once again, I have absolutely no clue what this is. It's short, so just read it.

Grand Theft

2004-02-29T19:27:07-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 546, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-29-04, Published: 2-29-04
Status: Complete

Really more of a short funny sketch than a story, but hey I'd say it's worth a read. It's short, so you can just go ahead and read it now. Okay, not joking this time, start reading. NOW

ET the Copyright Violation

2004-02-26T15:13:36-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 741, Reviews: 6 Updated: 2-26-04, Published: 2-26-04
Status: Complete

A very short story about a cliched alien in a cliched army base in a cliched town with a cliched main character. But I kinda like it anyway.

Shock of Blue Hair

2004-01-14T16:30:35-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 737, Reviews: 12 Updated: 1-14-04, Published: 1-14-04
Status: Complete

Guy meets girl, guy loses girl, world is conquered by radioactive wombats... none of those three events takes place in this story. Sorry to dissapoint you.

It's Earth, should I hang up?

2004-01-05T15:45:01-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 391, Reviews: 12 Updated: 1-5-04, Published: 1-5-04
Status: Complete

Ever spend a lot of time thinking about our place in the universe? Well this is what happened when I did that... pray that I never do it again.

The Mummy 2 Electric Boogaloo

2004-01-05T11:45:49-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 554, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-5-04, Published: 1-5-04
Status: Complete

Just a stupid little pointless story. Good for a laugh I guess.

What Wyoming?

2003-12-31T10:44:51-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 331, Reviews: 10 Updated: 12-31-03, Published: 12-31-03
Status: Complete

We lost some states. Now we gotta cover it up. Any suggestions?

Proof that I'm completely insane

2003-12-30T21:32:08-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 13, Words: 2,869, Reviews: 115 Updated: 12-30-03, Published: 3-13-03
Status: Complete

As if you needed it.

Dark Spot in the Street

2003-12-27T11:16:12-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 511, Reviews: 6 Updated: 12-27-03, Published: 12-27-03
Status: Complete

A humorous story of two vampires looking for prey. Author's note- believe it or not, Kjetil IS a real name.

Death Spares Not the Ice Cream Man

2003-12-17T10:05:04-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,859, Reviews: 14 Updated: 12-17-03, Published: 11-24-03
Status: Complete

Discover the secrets of life, death, and a whole bunch of random crap you never wanted to know about! If you don't read this and review it, I'll have to hunt you down and dig out your eyeballs with an ice cream scoop. And trust me, you don't want that.

Astrid

2003-12-14T08:10:46-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 585, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-14-03, Published: 12-14-03
Status: Complete

I don't really know what this is. I wrote it a few months ago and never uploaded it. About a totally insane girl in a coffee bar. R&R if you want. I'm gonna go get a sandwich.

Blink of an Eye

2003-12-13T10:04:22-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,270, Reviews: 12 Updated: 12-13-03, Published: 12-13-03
Status: Complete

If anyone understands this story, could you please explain it to me? I'm lost. my 50th story on FictionPress. Isn't that wonderful?

Death is in Room 511

2003-11-25T16:57:14-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 638, Reviews: 17 Updated: 11-25-03, Published: 11-25-03
Status: Complete

A short, funny play about Death trying to get a room in a motel. Invloves random deaths, what more could you want? Also my third fic whose title begins with the word 'death'. Aren't I special?

Edge

2003-11-21T19:21:54-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 873, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-21-03, Published: 11-21-03
Status: Complete

A story about a man on a ledge. Literally. If you're looking for drama, spirituality, and deep philosophical thought, you are most definately in the wrong category. But read this anyway. I commandeth thee.

Street Corner

2003-11-12T18:21:27-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 189, Reviews: 7 Updated: 11-12-03, Published: 11-12-03
Status: Complete

Short stories are good.

In the Coat Closet

2003-11-08T11:52:57-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 668, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-8-03, Published: 11-8-03
Status: Complete

A guy comes home and finds something rather unexpected in his closet. Guess what it is! No, you're way off. Nope. Stop guessing! Just read it! NOW!

I honestly have no idea

2003-11-04T16:11:37-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 759, Reviews: 11 Updated: 11-4-03, Published: 11-4-03
Status: Complete

...caffiene does very strange things at 2 am. Read it, its in SCRIPT FORMAT.

Grandfatherly Advice

2003-11-03T16:20:50-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 426, Reviews: 8 Updated: 11-3-03, Published: 11-3-03
Status: Complete

A teenage boy is visited in the middle of the night by his dead grandparents. And they have some rather. . . interesting advice for him. R&R&D (read and review and die)

Two Minutes to Air

2003-11-01T09:41:46-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,127, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-1-03, Published: 11-1-03
Status: Complete

A short play about a very fractured talk show... R&R, I know where you live.

The Somewhat Abridged History of Mankind

2003-10-31T07:59:46-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 547, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-31-03, Published: 10-30-03
Status: Complete

A complete, definitive history of the coolest species on the planet, no matter what all those hippies say. I know it's been done before, but I had to take a stab at it... R&R if you feel so inclined.

Death

2003-10-25T12:29:18-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,944, Reviews: 15 Updated: 10-25-03, Published: 5-23-03
Status: Complete

A strange short story about death. I wrote a second chapter now... I didn't think I would, but I did. So read it. Now.

Floral Rugs and Shotguns

2003-10-20T18:55:54-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,922, Reviews: 9 Updated: 10-20-03, Published: 10-9-03
Status: Complete

A script for a twisted mafia movie. Funnier in Italian accents. Read the script Funky Munky called "More entertaining than an open heart surgery performed in Uzbekistan"

Insert title of story

2003-10-07T15:15:41-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 444, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-7-03, Published: 10-7-03
Status: Complete

Another odd short story in my strange style of writing. I guess you could call it humor. Possibly the most anticlimactic thing I've ever written.

Smelly Joe

2003-10-04T15:42:06-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-4-03, Published: 10-4-03
Status: Complete

A short little pointless story about WIDESPREAD DEATH AND DESTRUCTION. Or maybe a fish... I forget.

Swimming with the Fish

2003-09-26T18:03:15-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,513, Reviews: 34 Updated: 9-26-03, Published: 5-21-03
Status: Complete

For the jocks and the in crowd, High School was the best years of their lives. For the rest of us, it was something more like this. I discontinued this story quite awhile ago, but I uploaded one final chapter for all you weirdos.

Lights Out

2003-09-17T13:41:19-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,290, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-17-03, Published: 9-17-03
Status: Complete

A semi-short story about a small virus that almost caused an apocolypse. Nice and depressing.

Waiting for Intermission

2003-09-05T16:24:08-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 886, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-5-03, Published: 9-5-03
Status: Complete

A short funny play about... stuff. Not at all what it seems, so if you dont like it at the beginning, keep reading.

Rigor Mortis

2003-09-03T13:21:16-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,765, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-3-03, Published: 9-3-03
Status: Complete

A story about two guys working in a morgue- a redo of one of my older stories. Read it. Now. Why are you still reading this summary? You should have clicked on the link by now. I mean it. GO!

Gravy Train

2003-09-03T13:09:12-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 114, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-3-03, Published: 9-3-03
Status: Complete

A song. 'Kay? 'Kay.

The Chartreuse Reticulated Chipmunk

2003-07-26T19:49:27-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Mystery/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,722, Reviews: 23 Updated: 7-26-03, Published: 7-7-03
Status: Complete

A tale of love, loss, and muffins. Mostly the last one. This is a spoof of one of those detective movies from the forties and fifties. No more to come. It's done. R&R OR ELSE.

The tragic story of Jenkins and his dog Shep

2003-07-21T19:36:32-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 217, Reviews: 10 Updated: 7-21-03, Published: 7-21-03
Status: Complete

If you want comedy, suspense, romance, danger, and thrills, then go read another story!

Arguments with Shakespeare

2003-07-19T10:29:30-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 286, Reviews: 18 Updated: 7-19-03, Published: 7-19-03
Status: Complete

Is a blueberry muffin not a man? If you prick it, does it not sit there doing absolutely nothing?

Dragon Slaying

2003-07-09T09:38:28-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 453, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-9-03, Published: 7-9-03
Status: Complete

The story of Sir Edwin's dragon-slaying thats a bit different. R&R, and maybe I'll let you keep your SOUL.

Who Controls the Sun?

2003-07-08T09:57:54-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,145, Reviews: 11 Updated: 7-8-03, Published: 7-8-03
Status: Complete

A strange little story about two guys just talking in the middle of the night. Many women out there are wondering how guys talk when they're alone. Besides about boobs. Here's your answer... besides the boobs.

Why I'm Not Allowed within 500feet of Eric Estrada

2003-06-22T14:20:59-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 344, Reviews: 12 Updated: 6-22-03, Published: 6-22-03
Status: Complete

A very random little story about absolutely nothing. R&R, or you don't get any candy.

Book 3: Iceland is also unimportant

2003-06-22T12:57:10-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 257, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-22-03, Published: 6-22-03
Status: Complete

The final part in the Greenland trilogy. It is imperative that you read the first two books before this one.

Book 2: Greenland Remains Unimportant

2003-06-18T14:35:22-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 10, Words: 5,440, Reviews: 28 Updated: 6-18-03, Published: 3-29-03
Status: Complete

Book 2 in the Greenland Cycle. Please read my novel Greenland is unimportant before reading this one. The anticlimactic ending is up, so keep your eyes peeled for Book 3.

The History of the Yo Mama Insult

2003-04-30T20:46:45-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 322, Reviews: 17 Updated: 4-30-03, Published: 4-30-03
Status: Complete

title says it all

Damn Wooden Horse

2003-04-25T17:41:06-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 473, Reviews: 15 Updated: 4-25-03, Published: 4-25-03
Status: Complete

An account of the Trojan War that's a bit... different. Funnier if you know a bit about "The Aenid," but it's not a necessity.

This story has no point whatsoever

2003-04-24T15:44:15-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 361, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-24-03, Published: 4-24-03
Status: Complete

this is one helluva wierd story. reader beware... i'm not sure why, just BEWARE!

A Strange Feeling

2003-04-18T20:18:20-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 145, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-18-03, Published: 4-18-03
Status: Complete

I think this is the darkest thing I've written yet.

Coffee

2003-04-11T14:14:10-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 10 Updated: 4-11-03, Published: 4-11-03
Status: Complete

I honestly don't know what this means. Take whatever you want to from it. Read it. It's good. I think.

The Mr Celery Man Show

2003-04-05T17:03:13-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 591, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-5-03, Published: 4-5-03
Status: Complete

A talk show starring a piece of celery. It's just as insane as it sounds. R&R

Stu

2003-04-04T19:35:50-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 442, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-4-03, Published: 4-4-03
Status: Complete

A strange little story about....uh...a guy......named Stu. I may write more, I may leave it like this. I haven't decided yet.

Greenland is unimportant

2003-03-24T17:18:57-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 9, Words: 5,002, Reviews: 27 Updated: 3-24-03, Published: 3-7-03
Status: Complete

You'll just have to find out, won't you? THE GRAND FINALE IS UP! Take this last chance to read it now that it's complete! If you liked this, the sequal is now up.

The future is like a baboon

2003-03-06T20:15:58-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 462, Reviews: 10 Updated: 3-6-03, Published: 3-6-03
Status: Complete

it's got a big red butt and it doesn't smell very good. My strange little funny story about the future. Read it, or I will unleash the Beast on you. What is the Beast? You'll find out if you read the story.

Joe and the Amazing NonMagical Dreambus

2003-02-19T14:30:43-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 9, Words: 3,266, Reviews: 31 Updated: 2-19-03, Published: 1-23-03
Status: Complete

The insane epic of Joe Jones and his Amazing Non-Magical Dreambus. Read it, or no enlightenment for you!

Stranger

2003-02-08T22:20:30-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Sci-Fi/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 455, Reviews: 11 Updated: 2-8-03, Published: 2-8-03
Status: Complete

A serious story. What? I write serious things!

Never Hit a Mayonnaise Jar with a Baseball Bat

2003-01-16T13:45:03-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 675, Reviews: 17 Updated: 1-16-03, Published: 1-6-03
Status: Complete

...unless you are prepared to be soaked in mayonnaise! These are insane short stories by me, Simon Psyc. I used to upload all my insane short stories separately, but now I've started to put them all in one giant fic. Updates will be frequent, so check

Two Minutes of Your Life You'll Never Get Back

2002-12-31T23:15:07-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 550, Reviews: 20 Updated: 12-31-02, Published: 12-31-02
Status: Complete

If you can make sense of this story, you need help.

Ozzy Osborne should be blasted into space

2002-12-30T23:12:08-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 329, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-30-02, Published: 12-30-02
Status: Complete

A dramatic epic of squirrels, radioactive elephants, and people named Phyllis.

You Should Probably Not Read This Story

2002-12-23T17:55:44-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 202, Reviews: 17 Updated: 12-23-02, Published: 12-23-02
Status: Complete

The story of a lobster. Yes, a lobster. You got a problem with that!?

Out of Order

2002-03-09T17:31:58-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 2,118, Reviews: 10 Updated: 3-9-02, Published: 4-30-01
Status: Complete

A man with amnesia tries to recall his life. Of course, it ain't quite right. I am constantly uploading new chapters, so don't be dissapointed by the length.

Hyde

2002-02-26T17:59:32-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Suspense
Chapters: 8, Words: 1,572, Reviews: 6 Updated: 2-26-02, Published: 2-23-02
Status: Complete

A rewritten version of Jekyll and Hyde in present day. It's finally finished! Please read it.

Life as a Toilet

2002-02-07T18:32:01-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 77, Reviews: 31 Updated: 2-7-02, Published: 2-7-02
Status: Complete

it sucks, don't it?

Billy Bear

2001-04-10T00:00:00-08:00

Author: Simon Psyc
Category: Fable
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 61, Reviews: 13 Updated: 4-10-01, Published: 4-10-01
Status: Complete

A Children's Story. Read it. What are you waiting far? C'mon! You're mean.