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Anyone But Me

2012-10-08T04:28:00-08:00

Author: Free the dancing Llamas
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 22,505, Reviews: 65, In-Progress

She's the kind of woman who says no when she means yes. And he's the kind of vampire who is too old to know anything. Throw in societal expectations, adultery and a love that might not happen, and you get a marriage that was built to fall. Sequel to NWY.

Devil in Disguise

2012-10-08T00:42:47-08:00

Author: Free the dancing Llamas
Romance
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,420, Reviews: 31, In-Progress

Dahlia's life turned crazy, when upon finding her with porn on her computer, Dante, her life-long bully, spreads rumors about her sexuality. Of course, the only way Dahlia can undo the damage is by making a deal with the devil who started it all.

Vampires & Broomsticks

2012-10-06T17:41:45-08:00

Author: Free the dancing Llamas
Romance
English, Rated: T
Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,513, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

There were all these secrets and screw-ups. I couldn't tell you where half the Academy disappeared to at night, why the weather would change from sunny to snowing in a matter or seconds, or how the statues would come to life and walk around the dorms at 11.38pm. All I could think about was the fact that the headmaster was the hottest piece of vampire ass I'd ever seen.

Hello there, stranger

2010-10-19T05:46:29-08:00

Author: Free the dancing Llamas
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 6,231, Reviews: 21, In-Progress

For Hale life is insane. With her insane friends, her insane school and her insane parents who betrothed her to a guy to solidify a business deal. She finds she must answer the ultimate question: can a person find love in a relationship they never wanted?

The life and times of Charity

2010-05-04T05:09:51-08:00

Author: Free the dancing Llamas
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 938, Reviews: 7, In-Progress

'Well, hello' I said. It wasn't meant to be sleazy, mind you neither was the eyebrow wiggling.

The Vampire Express

2010-03-24T15:29:26-08:00

Author: Free the dancing Llamas
Supernatural
English, Rated: T
Humor
Chapters: 7, Words: 9,317, Reviews: 43, Complete

The Vampire Express: Where you ask a question and one of our vampires Answer. Now answering your questions: Dante Bartholomeu Regastus III, Reginald, Dotti And Cassandra Elitz

Nobody wants You

2009-11-22T01:18:16-08:00

Author: Free the dancing Llamas
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Chapters: 15, Words: 30,237, Reviews: 283, Complete

Adele is 17 and has spent 15 years of her life in a boarding school for Orphans and abandoned children. She is trapped, that is until a strange visitor comes to the school, looking for a bride. Which isn't unusual, except for the fact he's a vampire

A friend that never was

2006-03-31T02:25:11-08:00

Author: Free the dancing Llamas
School
English, Rated: T
Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 7, Complete

A poem on a friend that never was. A friend of lies and deception...