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  <author>
   <name>whats-with-humans</name>
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  <published>2013-04-26T13:29:07-08:00</published>
  <updated>2013-04-26T13:29:07-08:00</updated>
  <title>Evolution</title>
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  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/501410/whats-with-humans'&gt;whats-with-humans&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Romance/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 19, Words: 136,580, Reviews: 156, In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Page is too shy to function socially and Ben is too much of an asshole. They could be the best things that ever happened to each other but they can’t seem to get past that sticky “I hate you” phase</summary>
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  <author>
   <name>whats-with-humans</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/501410/</uri>
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  <published>2006-11-04T12:10:31-08:00</published>
  <updated>2006-11-04T12:10:31-08:00</updated>
  <title>Don't let go Inertia</title>
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  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/501410/whats-with-humans'&gt;whats-with-humans&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;General/Poetry&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 325, Reviews: 2, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Meet an “I” unknown to me and martyr it back through telephone boxing rings and spiderlight analyses.</summary>
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  <author>
   <name>whats-with-humans</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/501410/</uri>
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  <published>2005-12-30T01:27:16-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-12-30T01:27:16-08:00</updated>
  <title>Fishing</title>
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  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/501410/whats-with-humans'&gt;whats-with-humans&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Romance/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 4,969, Reviews: 6, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Zoe is what one would call “difficult.”  Or possibly even “antisocial.”  In fact, one might go as far as “so beaten down by life that there’s hardly any hope for civility in her.”  However, love has a funny way of turning peoples’ lives upside-down.</summary>
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