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Psychotic, Blonde and Somewhat Hyperactive

2008-05-26T19:36:50-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 6, Words: 5,861, Reviews: 22 Updated: 5-26-08, Published: 3-6-07
Status: In-Progress

She's tall, blonde and will talk until her face turns blue, if you'll sit and listen. If only she could overcome her entirely irrational fear of guys and go on a date before she goes to college in the fall, she would totally live happily ever after, right

Snow White: The Complex Life

2008-05-18T11:12:39-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 17, Words: 19,485, Reviews: 11 Updated: 5-18-08, Published: 12-17-06
Status: In-Progress

So Eira Blanche didn't get her fairytale ending, her story is far from over. Dawn Haven also missed her happily ever after, but what does a reality television show have to do with anything? Please enjoy the companion novella to Princess of Priss

How Do You Break a Pencil in Three?

2008-05-04T11:33:05-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,589, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-4-08, Published: 5-4-08
Status: Complete

This is a love/hate relationship without any love. To him, I'm a bitch. To me, he's a momma's boy. Oh, it's on...

Demon Lover

2008-05-01T04:43:38-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Chapters: 22, Words: 19,616, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-1-08, Published: 11-8-06
Status: In-Progress

Elutha grew up quietly in Missouri, dreaming of a life of adventure and romance. When an accident occurs, she is buried alive in a strange world. Escaping isn't much of an obstacle but a village watchman is more than a barrier.

A Senior Year to Forget

2008-04-30T14:35:43-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 283, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-30-08, Published: 4-30-08
Status: Complete

Animal abuse doesn't just hurt animals. Just remember: sheep have the right to say "NO!"

Nobody Understands Me but My WereCat

2008-04-19T08:55:48-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,173, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-19-08, Published: 4-22-07
Status: In-Progress

A joint writing with Marie de Corbeaunoir. What happens when Alfonso discovers that he is the proud owner of a cat egg? And what is with this screwed up prophecy foretelling the end of humankind, dwarvenkind, and brothels?

Tragedy A La Mode

2007-07-04T17:19:11-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 630, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-4-07, Published: 7-4-07
Status: Complete

What makes for a comedy or a drama, for that matter? If a beautiful girl, jealous boy and a sage gentleman is all you need for an easy read, go ahead and click the pretty button...you know you want tobadly...

A Heart that Does Not Beat

2007-07-02T14:11:39-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Chapters: 3, Words: 403, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-2-07, Published: 7-2-07
Status: Complete

A little more than a month until my father's anniversery remains. It helped me find my center, I hope it can do the same for you.

Court's Jewel

2007-06-19T04:18:29-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Mystery
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Romance
Chapters: 42, Words: 41,191, Reviews: 37 Updated: 6-19-07, Published: 3-5-06
Status: In-Progress

What does the purge of a family of Renaissance designers have to do with an orphaned novice and a boy born into a class of her betters? When the novice is kidnapped, no one is certain of her return to the priory.

Today

2007-02-21T13:21:59-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 24, Reviews: 6 Updated: 2-21-07, Published: 2-21-07
Status: Complete

Most girls become more graceful as they age...most girls. Well, whoever said Kohlomere was like most girls?

Robitussin Bus

2007-02-16T16:48:26-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,092, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-16-07, Published: 2-16-07
Status: Complete

Marris is just a high school girl who happens to be just a little paranoid about all things male. Well, all things Cory. All this said, what will she do when Cory offers an amorous invitation?

Step Momma

2007-01-08T18:39:23-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,166, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-8-07, Published: 1-8-07
Status: Complete

Silent, sadistic or just the bane of Cinderella's existance, the stepmother of the said princess finally opens up to the press. As it turns out, the stories didn't do her justice...

Cannibal Christmas

2006-12-24T20:57:24-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 658, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-24-06, Published: 12-24-06
Status: Complete

Stress is part of the holiday package. No matter what you celebrate or how, it's the family that counts. Anyone up for eggnog and some lady's fingers?

Etienne the Ever Miraculous

2006-12-19T12:51:52-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 827, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-19-06, Published: 12-19-06
Status: Complete

When a man can scale the rungs of the social ladder with as much ease as he could fly, he's living in the thirteenth century. Where a teenager can overcome these odds is the French monastary of Saint Benoit.

Princess of Priss

2006-12-15T20:34:19-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 55, Words: 42,910, Reviews: 36 Updated: 12-15-06, Published: 12-22-05
Status: Complete

When happily ever after doesn't work out for this fairytale femme, she resorts to retail therapy providing it to others. The princess parts with the prince, but can she find peace in the popular department store?

Dontcha

2006-12-09T11:48:11-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,846, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-9-06, Published: 12-9-06
Status: Complete

When all the world is a stage and the men and women merely players, don't you hate it when they try to direct?

On Barney

2006-12-09T11:27:02-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 382, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-9-06, Published: 12-9-06
Status: Complete

Lassie, Rin Tin Tin and Benji have acted, but none have directed. This is where the First Scotty makes his mark.

Charm and Communism

2006-11-05T15:53:24-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 4,398, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-5-06, Published: 11-5-06
Status: Complete

In Romania, during the regime of Nicolae Ceausescu, Ruxandra began a new life in the Carpathian Mountains. When a persistant beau sends her over the edge, will she be able to overcome all obstacles with her new love?

The Catastrophic Consequences of Cinderella

2006-08-07T12:40:01-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 965, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-7-06, Published: 8-7-06
Status: Complete

Cinderella, dressed in white, brought about a social plight. What will be done to set things right?

The Dot

2006-07-14T13:56:43-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-14-06, Published: 7-14-06
Status: Complete

Cowritten by Pouffy! Dots mean so much to the world, we see at least three dozen everyday, see how Pouffy feels about The Dot.

I Can't Comment

2006-06-16T06:56:03-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 404, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-16-06, Published: 6-16-06
Status: Complete

The exchange of ideas is a wonderful thing, but what happens when criticism comes out in the exchange?

The Hazards of Grief Counseling Picture Books

2006-06-10T13:09:41-08:00

Author: Kohlomere
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 592, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-10-06, Published: 6-10-06
Status: Complete

The playground prep has a brush with the playground bully, but what purpose would grief counseling picture books serve?