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School Tales

2013-05-19T19:01:09-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 6, Words: 4,775, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Collection of short stories about school.

Fate of a terrorist

2013-04-28T21:27:43-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Historical
English, Rated: T
General/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 337, Reviews: 3, Complete

One day, somewhere in hell...

After the Creepy but without the Pasta

2013-03-09T19:39:01-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,722, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

It's been over a year after since the incidence on Creepypasta and even then, what do you expect?

Off The Wall

2013-02-18T10:12:30-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: M
Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 20, Words: 7,157, Reviews: 10, In-Progress

Bunch of random stories made right off the bat.

Monkey off the Back

2013-01-29T20:18:05-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 352, Reviews: 1, Complete

Sometimes the monkey never leaves, especially for the two sports figures. For those wondering what it is on the picture, that's a monkey and come on in to see why it gets worse!

Countdown to the 21st of 2012!

2012-12-21T08:31:53-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Parody/General
Chapters: 7, Words: 941, Reviews: 2, Complete

The end is near! Can you dig it?

Tales of whatever

2012-12-15T22:15:27-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: M
Parody/Fantasy
Chapters: 60, Words: 25,018, Reviews: 30, In-Progress

Collection of cautionary tales written for your amusement. Some are based from true stories while rest are complete crap, you be the judge to decide which one's which!

Sports Stories

2012-12-03T21:11:28-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: M
Parody/Suspense
Chapters: 22, Words: 8,357, Reviews: 11, In-Progress

Collections of sports stories which also covers psuedo-sports and whatever garbage ESPN tries to promote as one.

Series of Stupid Cliches

2012-10-21T15:54:52-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 25, Words: 11,835, Reviews: 24, In-Progress

Not everybody love cliches, in fact I'm one of the people who grew tired of those. So please come in and read to see the reasons why cliches do not always apply on real life. Remember, this isn't Disney!

Writing Stories

2012-07-13T19:45:07-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Parody/Drama
Chapters: 25, Words: 10,339, Reviews: 11, In-Progress

Details my struggles as a writer and a review beggar. Change? Anyone got change? Please? *Now on hiatus*

Pot calling the kettle black

2012-04-09T21:47:43-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Drama/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 111, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

A tragic tale of friendship!

Greek Tales

2012-03-19T12:31:40-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Historical
English, Rated: M
General/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 689, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

Humorous retelling of the Peloponesian War.

Leap Day Special!

2012-02-29T11:38:54-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Humor/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 102, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

Happy Leap Day!

TSA

2011-12-31T18:39:17-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: M
Parody/Crime
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,385, Reviews: 4, Complete

Touching your privates in airports near you!

Normally Creepy

2011-12-27T17:33:15-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 947, Reviews: 1, Complete

Ever wonder how some of the most psychotic people seemed normal on the outside? In fact they can look more normal than you are!

Merry Politically Correct Holiday

2011-12-25T12:42:10-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Humor/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 526, Reviews: 1, Complete

When PCness goes awry.

Class Choke

2011-12-16T12:11:20-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 668, Reviews: 2, Complete

Pressure tends to set in, especially when it's caused by certain circumstances...

Creepypasta

2011-11-25T19:45:23-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Supernatural
English, Rated: T
Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 13, Words: 16,114, Reviews: 2, Complete

I ate one and then...

Reactions to John Cage's Performance

2011-11-18T21:41:51-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Song
English, Rated: K
Parody/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 0, Complete

4'33, the greatest piece of work known to man!

NBA Lockout: Intense Negotiation!

2011-11-17T19:44:55-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Humor
English, Rated: T
Parody/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 525, Reviews: 1, Complete

Ever wonder what's going on behind the scene?

Nightmare at the Movie Theater

2011-10-23T11:53:11-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Horror/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 978, Reviews: 4, Complete

One of the worst nights I have had.

Plans of Revenge

2011-08-28T16:17:25-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 22, Words: 25,082, Reviews: 18, Complete

It all started when I infiltrated a high school for fun only to discover something that needs to be stopped!

Hurricane Kane

2011-08-27T18:36:28-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Humor
English, Rated: T
Parody/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 151, Reviews: 2, Complete

It gets what it wanted the most.

Eat your food

2011-07-25T18:11:45-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Parody/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 3, Complete

There are starving children in Africa...

Farm

2011-06-13T08:54:57-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 748, Reviews: 1, Complete

Why trolling the farm is fun.

Mark Cuban's Triumph

2011-06-12T20:40:45-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: K+
Parody/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 291, Reviews: 3, Complete

Behind the scenes regarding the post-game celebration of the 2011 NBA Finals.

Unwanted Distractions

2011-06-05T13:09:44-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Parody/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 297, Reviews: 5, Complete

I was trying to write an upcoming chapter for one of my stories when this happened.

Fantards

2011-05-27T16:39:55-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 654, Reviews: 1, Complete

Commonly found in conventions, especially anime conventions.

Apocalypse When?

2011-05-27T16:38:18-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Humor
English, Rated: T
General/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 659, Reviews: 1, Complete

Not now, that's for certain...

Obsession

2011-05-15T21:02:04-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,118, Reviews: 1, Complete

Some nut developed an obsession with a late football star while I decided to meddle a bit, I mean what can go wrong?

My encounter with a black eyed kid!

2011-05-09T18:54:59-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Supernatural
English, Rated: T
Horror/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 556, Reviews: 1, Complete

It was a scary experience that I'll never forget!

The Death of Draco

2011-05-03T10:53:17-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Historical
English, Rated: T
General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 352, Reviews: 0, Complete

The sheer irony!

The Death of Osama Bin Laden

2011-05-02T12:31:09-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Historical
English, Rated: T
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 310, Reviews: 6, Complete

Hey, at least he gets to enjoy his 72 virgins right?

Old Cabbie

2011-04-22T21:14:12-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 420, Reviews: 2, Complete

A story about an old guy driving and I'm the passenger...wait that can't be right...

Glowing Apples

2011-04-07T12:15:54-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Humor
English, Rated: K+
General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 377, Reviews: 4, Complete

I bought some glowing Fuji apples and the rest is history...

Train Surfing

2011-03-25T19:40:17-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 298, Reviews: 3, Complete

Epic wipe out!

Heavy bags and luggage

2011-03-08T12:07:10-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Humor
English, Rated: T
Parody/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 160, Reviews: 1, Complete

Red Sox fans may not like this but who cares?

Ugly Drag Queen

2011-03-08T11:34:44-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 326, Reviews: 0, Complete

Adapted from a song parody I wrote for and . A lawyer met someone from a dating site and things just doesn't go as well he would expect.

Flozell's Bad Day

2011-02-03T11:51:37-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 269, Reviews: 2, Complete

After losing his only chance to win a Super Bowl ring, a disgruntled football player decides to go and see a movie only to be ticked off even further.

Babyspin

2011-01-20T19:32:37-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: K+
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 285, Reviews: 2, Complete

Sadly the video described in this story is real.

Spiteful Chargers fan

2011-01-18T16:03:38-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Crime/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 750, Reviews: 0, Complete

I know not all Chargers fans are like that, but there are some who can be considered...explosive? I'm that tourist by the way!

Troll Rider

2011-01-15T20:38:25-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Action
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 979, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

Adapted from a song parody I wrote for AMIRIGHT, basically an allegory regarding problems on the internet.

Late

2011-01-10T19:24:32-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: K+
General/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 697, Reviews: 0, Complete

Sometimes being last isn't so bad.

Michael and the Black Eyed Kids

2010-12-03T10:22:50-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Fantasy
English, Rated: T
Parody/Supernatural
Chapters: 7, Words: 6,400, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

After learning the mysterious death of his friend, Michael decides to take matters into his own hands. Took place few years before "Finding Hoffa."

Suicide

2010-09-04T19:32:52-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: K+
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,197, Reviews: 0, Complete

What went wrong?

Vend

2010-08-06T18:57:48-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 766, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

Vending machines are the lowest of the low. They can take your money and will give you nothing in return.

Mimed!

2010-01-04T10:44:12-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Humor
English, Rated: K
Horror/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 669, Reviews: 5, Complete

One day I stumble across a village ruled by an evil mime. That's when I begin to question my sanity...

I Have Friends In High Places!

2010-01-03T12:53:29-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Humor
English, Rated: T
Family/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,106, Reviews: 1, Complete

Why you should never do that!

The Death of Stick Slayer

2009-12-31T20:51:31-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
General/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 716, Reviews: 2, Complete

Ben Spurgin's race against time to finish his flash project have been tragically cut short, what happened?

Warning! Do Not Remove Under Penalty Of Law

2009-10-24T19:07:55-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Humor/Crime
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,110, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

A sequel to "Finding Hoffa" which continues the adventure of a suspended cop named Michael who went to visit his neighbor only to find something that would start a crazy day.

Inner Beauty

2009-08-16T11:44:52-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Fantasy
English, Rated: M
Tragedy/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 856, Reviews: 1, Complete

Sometimes it's better to be ugly, Susanna learns her lesson the hard way.

69

2009-02-18T11:33:45-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Supernatural
English, Rated: T
Parody/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 536, Reviews: 0, Complete

Two officers from the LAPD notice there's some thing strange going on from inside an old crumbling building.

Christmas in Las Vegas

2009-02-09T19:03:06-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Humor
English, Rated: T
Parody/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 629, Reviews: 4, Complete

Never say "Ho, ho, ho"

I Wish For Anarchy!

2009-01-08T13:56:58-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
Drama/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 690, Reviews: 1, Complete

Jeffrey Cronin made a wish that there will be no government, it came true in a way but the result isn't what he's been hoping for.

Finding Hoffa

2008-12-13T10:38:47-08:00

Author: YFIQ
Fantasy
English, Rated: K+
Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 881, Reviews: 1, Complete

Jimmy Hoffa wanted to finally be able to rest, so do the dog whom he's been haunting. What must be done?

Boston Bob

2005-12-24T14:08:25-08:00

Author: YFIQ
General
English, Rated: T
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 641, Reviews: 0, Complete

What if John Henry went Steinbrenner after Theo Epstein left?