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The Art of Pretension

2009-11-18T15:07:11-08:00

Author: you're so postmodern
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 5, Words: 5,831, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-18-09, Published: 9-12-09
Status: In-Progress

We rip our wounds back open with every scathing, dishonest insult. But you’re going to be the one to help me take my mask off, and I hate you for it.

Pandora's Bag

2009-08-24T21:31:46-08:00

Author: you're so postmodern
Category: Mythology
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,332, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-24-09, Published: 8-24-09
Status: Complete

Determined to save the world from the evils Pandora let loose, Zeus has captured Pride in a brown paper bag, but Pandora has different ideas about how Pride has affected the world. Maybe this time, opening the box-er, bag-will cause more good than damage.

Nights Like These

2009-06-30T01:35:10-08:00

Author: you're so postmodern
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 982, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-30-09, Published: 6-30-09
Status: Complete

In our deepest moments, in the dark or in the morning, We pick up our shattered memories and broken hearts and instead of hopelessly trying to piece them together again, we stroke them with defeat and whisper lullabies using only two words: what if?

Sepia

2008-09-26T17:35:32-08:00

Author: you're so postmodern
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,185, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-26-08, Published: 9-21-08
Status: In-Progress

“They develop like a photograph, but never vivid enough to be color and much too intertwined to be black and white. Love and hate sink into each other and the effect is as subtle and caustic as sepia.” PROSE

Love Liar

2008-01-16T19:36:58-08:00

Author: you're so postmodern
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,050, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-16-08, Published: 1-16-08
Status: Complete

The only thing that ever kept you from truly loving him was the perfect illusion you tried to create but failed. Don't you realize that if you really look at him, darling, you'll see everything you've ever wanted in a guy? Don't lie. You love him. ONESHOT

her lyrics

2007-07-20T13:13:50-08:00

Author: you're so postmodern
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,619, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-20-07, Published: 7-20-07
Status: Complete

You’re gone, and the saddest thing is that I miss you. You were cocky but captivating, careless but passionate, and blunt but inscrutable. You were everything I wanted but nothing I needed. ONESHOT