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In This Place

2008-09-24T16:26:44-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 413, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-24-08, Published: 9-24-08
Status: Complete

It was the last place he'd expected to be when he opened his eyes. But then, it's not like he'd complain, faced with the glory of God. ONESHOT Dedicated to my late youth pastor, Preston Newby.

Never Alone

2007-10-11T23:38:40-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 301, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-11-07, Published: 10-11-07
Status: Complete

I want to believe that He's always there, even in the valley of my suffering. Even in the darkness. But it's so hard when all I can feel is... Alone.

Tranquility

2007-09-07T16:37:12-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 4, Words: 4,838, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-7-07, Published: 11-19-06
Status: In-Progress

He just wanted some place peaceful, some place where he could start his life over again...some place where he could escape the past, and never have it come calling on him ever, ever again... Enter David, the little shepherd who's going to help with that.

The Rememberer's Curse

2007-08-21T18:53:18-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Sci-Fi/Adventure
Chapters: 9, Words: 24,662, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-21-07, Published: 3-18-06
Status: In-Progress

As if it isn't enough to have to deal with everyone else's emotions and memories, now Samara has to cope with her own, all embodied in the form of Ian, the man she rejected 10 years ago. And then there's the matter of that assassin who's following her...

By the Grace of the Dawn

2007-07-29T19:37:27-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 5, Words: 9,168, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-29-07, Published: 7-24-06
Status: In-Progress

It's a dangerous game they play, one of intrigue and hidden political design. They pursue powers to benefit their cause while they struggle with conscience... Sides will be chosen and friends pitted against each other.

Glory

2007-06-29T19:55:34-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-29-07, Published: 6-29-07
Status: Complete

Such a majestic sight to grace my eyes and inspire awe. For the Maker of the sunrise. Something I wrote at fouroclock in the morning. I don't know if it actually qualifies as poetry...oh well... Enjoy!

In The Presence

2007-03-30T18:00:56-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 773, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-30-07, Published: 3-30-07
Status: Complete

For an innocent bystander, it all must have seemed so violent, so terrible. But though that bystander was simply that, a bystander, the events of that day would affect him to. In fact, they would change his life. ONESHOT

Attempts at Comprehension

2007-02-18T20:42:31-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Action
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 10,023, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-18-07, Published: 9-17-06
Status: In-Progress

Councilman Nicholas Benedictine is finding out how hard it is to be different as he enjoys near assassination attempts and threats that come with climbing the political ladder. Hopefully Jess can keep him from going insane. Though, she says he already is.

Running In Circles

2007-02-04T02:18:30-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Supernatural
Chapters: 12, Words: 60,768, Reviews: 21 Updated: 2-4-07, Published: 6-14-06
Status: In-Progress

Four people from all different walks of life have been brought together, mostly against their will, and thrown into a situation that none of them feel prepared to handle. Their only guide is mere child, a boy who wants them to run. Um...problem?

Love Thy Brother

2007-01-31T21:54:09-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,449, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-31-07, Published: 1-31-07
Status: Complete

Michael could feel his heart pounding out of his chest. Thunder rumbled outside, a foreshadowing of terror. Perfect. Nothing like a healthy dose of terror for the common farmer with a shadowy intruder in his barn. ONESHOT something I wrote for school R&R!

Mind Games

2006-12-10T21:10:44-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 17,571, Reviews: 15 Updated: 12-10-06, Published: 3-5-06
Status: In-Progress

This mind game is more dangerous than anything Jazmynn has ever experienced in her life. The most surprising part is that, somewhere alone the way... The truth is going to come out. Changed rating because of violence ON HAITUS

Joy Comes With the Morning

2006-08-27T22:29:52-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 764, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-27-06, Published: 8-27-06
Status: Complete

The cross stood stark and harsh against the dark sky. Despair wound itself around him like a cloak, and Peter embraced it. There was nothing else... ONESHOT

Premonitions

2006-08-26T22:47:07-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Suspense/Adventure
Chapters: 5, Words: 14,060, Reviews: 6 Updated: 8-26-06, Published: 3-27-06
Status: In-Progress

To borrow the cliche line... Not everything is always as it seems. Those you trust may not be worthy of it and those who are worthy of it you don't trust... DROPPED

Natural Assets

2006-08-25T19:24:31-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 12, Words: 42,187, Reviews: 19 Updated: 8-25-06, Published: 2-27-06
Status: In-Progress

Things have changed. Everything is more complicated now. While she questions her sanity, Annalisa finds herself doing what she thought she'd never do: aiding and abetting the enemy... And perhaps she has more than just one friend after all... ON HAITUS

Dead Wood

2006-08-14T22:52:43-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 125, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-14-06, Published: 8-14-06
Status: Complete

On a trip down to Bend, I saw a whole bunch of forest that looked like it had been burned to a crisp. I was inspired.

Gold

2006-08-14T22:41:51-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-14-06, Published: 8-14-06
Status: Complete

The truth about gold. Something random I wrote a while ago.

Kiss

2006-08-01T00:07:57-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 201, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-1-06, Published: 8-1-06
Status: Complete

Desire swells. Passion dances. Love reigns. Something I wrote at 2oclock in the morning while contemplating some of my fictional characters' relationships. Weird... Anyway, R&R!

Free

2006-07-19T17:26:34-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 970, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-19-06, Published: 7-19-06
Status: Complete

This is my favorite song, and I've wanted to write something for it for a while now. Anyway... Set me free... songfic, ONESHOT

Creation

2006-03-14T18:33:50-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Spiritual/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 928, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-14-06, Published: 3-14-06
Status: Complete

A closer look at what went on during Creation ONESHOT

The Lesson

2006-03-11T00:41:42-08:00

Author: Irony Illuminator
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,303, Reviews: 12 Updated: 3-11-06, Published: 3-11-06
Status: Complete

It takes a great deal to convince the greatest skeptic... ONESHOT