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  <name>FictionPress.com</name>
  <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com</uri>
 </author>
 <title>FictionPress.com - Megan's fanfiction</title>
 <subtitle>Story feed for writer: Megan</subtitle>
 <link rel="self" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/atom/u/5156/"/>
 <updated>2009-12-04T13:57:53-08:00</updated>
 <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-12-04:/profile/5156/</id>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-10-13T01:45:19-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-10-13T01:45:19-08:00</updated>
  <title>Helping the Needy</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/884933/1/Helping_the_Needy"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-07-31:story.884933</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 5,177, Reviews: 18 
Updated: 10-13-07, Published: 7-31-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sylvia's mommy keeps a man in the basement, tied up and bleeding, to harvest his blood</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-02-27T12:38:43-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-02-27T12:38:43-08:00</updated>
  <title>For the Love of the God</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2326094/1/For_the_Love_of_the_God"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2007-02-27:story.2326094</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="Fantasy"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Supernatural/Fantasy&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,041, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 2-27-07, Published: 2-27-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The jealous servant of a mysterious God of the forest has a plan of her own....</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-02-27T01:02:52-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-02-27T01:02:52-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Brief Kiss</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2325870/1/A_Brief_Kiss"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2007-02-27:story.2325870</id>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Tragedy&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,353, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 2-27-07, Published: 2-27-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A romantic tragedy about two women whose lives are destroyed by the society they live in.  Warning:  Contains lesbians and melodrama.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-02-26T02:08:36-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-02-26T02:08:36-08:00</updated>
  <title>There and Back Again: A WouldBe Druggie's Tale</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2325661/1/There_and_Back_Again_A_WouldBe_Druggies_Tale"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2007-02-26:story.2325661</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 918, Reviews: 5 
Updated: 2-26-07, Published: 2-26-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;In which our heroine, Bris Milah Smith, is accepted to one of the most famous schools in the country, only to be kicked out fifteen minutes later.  Her story, as told in less than 800 words.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-02-25T13:37:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-02-25T13:37:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Witches of Calgary</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2325390/1/The_Witches_of_Calgary"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2007-02-25:story.2325390</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Supernatural/Horror&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 987, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 2-25-07, Published: 2-25-07&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;The daughter of a family of powerful witches must face the literal nightmares haunting her new home.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2007-02-04T21:40:19-08:00</published>
  <updated>2007-02-04T21:40:19-08:00</updated>
  <title>Jesus At His Day Job</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2315193/1/Jesus_At_His_Day_Job"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2007-02-04:story.2315193</id>
  <category term="Religion"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Spiritual"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Religion/'&gt;Religion&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Spiritual/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 124, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 2-4-07, Published: 2-4-07&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;God, why do I work for you?</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-07-20T17:33:53-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-07-20T17:33:53-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Idiots Guide To Unsuccessful Dating Locations</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1967453/1/The_Idiots_Guide_To_Unsuccessful_Dating_Locations"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-07-20:story.1967453</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Horror&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 748, Reviews: 9 
Updated: 7-20-05, Published: 7-20-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;There's some places you should NEVER bring your date...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-07-20T17:17:48-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-07-20T17:17:48-08:00</updated>
  <title>Franklin Regional High School: An Ode</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1967443/1/Franklin_Regional_High_School_An_Ode"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-07-20:story.1967443</id>
  <category term="School"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/School/'&gt;School&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 437, Reviews: 8 
Updated: 7-20-05, Published: 7-20-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Who feels a pinch after burning alive?</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-07-20T17:07:36-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-07-20T17:07:36-08:00</updated>
  <title>Dry Peaches</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1967432/1/Dry_Peaches"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-07-20:story.1967432</id>
  <category term="Life"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Life/'&gt;Life&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 325, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 7-20-05, Published: 7-20-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Inspired by my favorite Tori Amos quote...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-07-20T16:46:23-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-07-20T16:46:23-08:00</updated>
  <title>Sugar and Spice</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1967418/1/Sugar_and_Spice"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-07-20:story.1967418</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 150, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 7-20-05, Published: 7-20-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sugar and spice and all things nice?  I don't think so...  Here's the REAL recipe.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2005-04-01T12:56:36-08:00</published>
  <updated>2005-04-01T12:56:36-08:00</updated>
  <title>Sacred Nothing in an Empty Room</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1873994/1/Sacred_Nothing_in_an_Empty_Room"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2005-03-31:story.1873994</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Supernatural/Horror&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 2,389, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 4-1-05, Published: 3-31-05&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;In a mountainous, upperclass neighborhood, people are disappearing as red eyes appear in the bushes and dark omens dance in the dreams of the unwilling.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-11-16T10:09:33-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-11-16T10:09:33-08:00</updated>
  <title>Oh, Those Formative Years!</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1761021/1/Oh_Those_Formative_Years"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-11-16:story.1761021</id>
  <category term="School"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/School/'&gt;School&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 82, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 11-16-04, Published: 11-16-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Just another twelve more years...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-11-16T10:01:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-11-16T10:01:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Moment of Speculation</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1761018/1/A_Moment_of_Speculation"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-11-16:story.1761018</id>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="Mystery"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Supernatural/'&gt;Supernatural&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Supernatural/Mystery&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 4 
Updated: 11-16-04, Published: 11-16-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;You could be dead right now...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-11-16T09:54:36-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-11-16T09:54:36-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Mother's Love</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1190934/1/A_Mothers_Love"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-01-20:story.1190934</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 6, Words: 9,536, Reviews: 29 
Updated: 11-16-04, Published: 1-20-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A mermaid, kidnapped by a fisherman for 12 years, takes her revenge...  (contains references to rape, cannibalism, child death and homicide.  If you're offended by any of that, don't read this.)</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-11-16T09:29:41-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-11-16T09:29:41-08:00</updated>
  <title>Reality Absolute</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1760994/1/Reality_Absolute"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-11-16:story.1760994</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 11-16-04, Published: 11-16-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;There's nothing left to believe.  There's nothing out there that's still magical.  All that's left is dull and frozen fact.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-11-07T10:01:25-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-11-07T10:01:25-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Sanctity</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1755215/1/The_Sanctity"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-11-07:story.1755215</id>
  <category term="Love"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Love/'&gt;Love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 317, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 11-7-04, Published: 11-7-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Do it for the kids!  Stick together for the kids!  Because it's not like they'll be negatively affected by a loveless marriage, or anything...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-06-11T16:27:07-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-06-11T16:27:07-08:00</updated>
  <title>Igloos</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1634682/1/Igloos"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-06-11:story.1634682</id>
  <category term="Life"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Life/'&gt;Life&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 62, Reviews: 9 
Updated: 6-11-04, Published: 6-11-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;There's a psycho outside holding a hairdryer</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-06-11T16:20:36-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-06-11T16:20:36-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Rebel</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1634674/1/The_Rebel"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-06-11:story.1634674</id>
  <category term="School"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/School/'&gt;School&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 4 
Updated: 6-11-04, Published: 6-11-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;It's time to let the world know that you aren't following the rules anymore.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-06-11T16:14:58-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-06-11T16:14:58-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Dance of the Worms</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1634664/1/The_Dance_of_the_Worms"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-06-11:story.1634664</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Fantasy"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Fantasy&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 141, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 6-11-04, Published: 6-11-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A thousand worms, one day, decided to dance...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-04-02T13:33:09-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-04-02T13:33:09-08:00</updated>
  <title>Sucker For Love</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1568357/1/Sucker_For_Love"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-04-01:story.1568357</id>
  <category term="Play"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Play/'&gt;Play&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Supernatural/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 2,909, Reviews: 4 
Updated: 4-2-04, Published: 4-1-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Vampires, waitresses, gods, and ninja... Is there room for love in all the weirdness?</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-03-03T13:11:23-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-03-03T13:11:23-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Step in the Wrong Direction</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1541062/1/A_Step_in_the_Wrong_Direction"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-03-03:story.1541062</id>
  <category term="Life"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Life/'&gt;Life&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 132, Reviews: 4 
Updated: 3-3-04, Published: 3-3-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I'm only beautiful when I can't see me.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-03-03T13:04:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-03-03T13:04:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Buy Myself</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1541052/1/Buy_Myself"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2004-03-03:story.1541052</id>
  <category term="School"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/School/'&gt;School&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 107, Reviews: 5 
Updated: 3-3-04, Published: 3-3-04&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I am so SICK of how people seem to think that if you're fat, then you automatically deserve every bit of ridicule, hatred, and harassment that you receive from others.  This is my response.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2004-01-25T10:05:56-08:00</published>
  <updated>2004-01-25T10:05:56-08:00</updated>
  <title>After See</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1418101/1/After_See"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-10-09:story.1418101</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Suspense"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Suspense&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 6, Words: 6,988, Reviews: 12 
Updated: 1-25-04, Published: 10-9-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Come on, girlie.  You know you want to get in the car...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-12-14T12:14:48-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-12-14T12:14:48-08:00</updated>
  <title>David Gets Head</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1471719/1/David_Gets_Head"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-12-14:story.1471719</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Suspense"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Suspense&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 817, Reviews: 19 
Updated: 12-14-03, Published: 12-14-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;David discovers just how much his wife dislikes the baby...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-12-13T16:32:44-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-12-13T16:32:44-08:00</updated>
  <title>She Wore Furs At My Funeral</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1471002/1/She_Wore_Furs_At_My_Funeral"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-12-13:story.1471002</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/Horror&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 426, Reviews: 12 
Updated: 12-13-03, Published: 12-13-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I could break your ovaries like the eggs in my omelet...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-11-17T12:31:33-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-11-17T12:31:33-08:00</updated>
  <title>Ill Met By Moonlight</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1449671/1/Ill_Met_By_Moonlight"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-11-17:story.1449671</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <category term="Suspense"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Supernatural/Suspense&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 4,904, Reviews: 4 
Updated: 11-17-03, Published: 11-17-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A homeless junkie encounters Oberon, King of the Faeries, and learns just how terrible some curses can be.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-10-02T23:08:10-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-10-02T23:08:10-08:00</updated>
  <title>After the Argument</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1413134/1/After_the_Argument"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-10-02:story.1413134</id>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 674, Reviews: 8 
Updated: 10-2-03, Published: 10-2-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;In response to all those unbelievable romance stories out there, here's my interpretation of how a *real* couple would behave...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-09-15T08:39:47-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-09-15T08:39:47-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Good Meal</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1400318/1/A_Good_Meal"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-09-15:story.1400318</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,087, Reviews: 16 
Updated: 9-15-03, Published: 9-15-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;There's something wrong with this couple.  Something _horribly_ wrong.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-06-04T19:37:22-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-06-04T19:37:22-08:00</updated>
  <title>Wasting My Time</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1320785/1/Wasting_My_Time"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-06-04:story.1320785</id>
  <category term="Work"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Work/'&gt;Work&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 516, Reviews: 10 
Updated: 6-4-03, Published: 6-4-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sometimes we give up because other people tell us to give up.  Sometimes we sacrifice ourselves because we feel there's nothing left.  My best poem to date.  Please read and review.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-06-03T19:32:01-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-06-03T19:32:01-08:00</updated>
  <title>Falling in Love with Marissa</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1303714/1/Falling_in_Love_with_Marissa"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-05-15:story.1303714</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 3,117, Reviews: 17 
Updated: 6-3-03, Published: 5-15-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Ah, true love!  The object of his affection has a demon in her skull, sharp, sharp teeth, and her biggest secret hidden beneath the covers...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-03-23T15:10:28-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-03-23T15:10:28-08:00</updated>
  <title>Needle</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1263715/1/Needle"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-03-23:story.1263715</id>
  <category term="Family"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Family/'&gt;Family&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Angst/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 150, Reviews: 23 
Updated: 3-23-03, Published: 3-23-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A woman sits in the kitchen as she watches her bratty children and her pedophile husband....</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-03-03T10:58:17-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-03-03T10:58:17-08:00</updated>
  <title>Abattoir</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1249095/1/Abattoir"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-03-03:story.1249095</id>
  <category term="War"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/War/'&gt;War&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/Tragedy&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 193, Reviews: 6 
Updated: 3-3-03, Published: 3-3-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Bloodied stumps tied together with twine...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-02-26T23:09:41-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-02-26T23:09:41-08:00</updated>
  <title>Working Girl</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1245538/1/Working_Girl"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-02-26:story.1245538</id>
  <category term="Biography"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Biography/'&gt;Biography&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 971, Reviews: 8 
Updated: 2-26-03, Published: 2-26-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A less-than-morally-upright woman discusses her choice of employment</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-02-02T13:17:17-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-02-02T13:17:17-08:00</updated>
  <title>Lite</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1215953/1/Lite"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-02-02:story.1215953</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 51, Reviews: 4 
Updated: 2-2-03, Published: 2-2-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I woke up and the room was hollow</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2003-01-16T19:08:39-08:00</published>
  <updated>2003-01-16T19:08:39-08:00</updated>
  <title>When I Grow Up</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1182501/1/When_I_Grow_Up"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2003-01-16:story.1182501</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Horror&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 15 
Updated: 1-16-03, Published: 1-16-03&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The morbid perks of being a fireman</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2002-10-25T16:42:17-08:00</published>
  <updated>2002-10-25T16:42:17-08:00</updated>
  <title>Everywhere a Judas</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/1020029/1/Everywhere_a_Judas"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-10-18:story.1020029</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 3,354, Reviews: 10 
Updated: 10-25-02, Published: 10-18-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Being an prophetess is never as fun as it sounds, especially when your visitors have very sharp teeth...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2002-09-19T15:58:59-08:00</published>
  <updated>2002-09-19T15:58:59-08:00</updated>
  <title>If People Could Be Eaten</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/974939/1/If_People_Could_Be_Eaten"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-09-19:story.974939</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 15 
Updated: 9-19-02, Published: 9-19-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Do virtuous people taste better than sinners?  Are priests yummy?</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2002-08-31T16:20:56-08:00</published>
  <updated>2002-08-31T16:20:56-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Passing of the Dark</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/943538/1/The_Passing_of_the_Dark"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-08-31:story.943538</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 196, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 8-31-02, Published: 8-31-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;lilting lovers hunch and burn while left behind to turn to dust</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2002-08-05T15:49:35-08:00</published>
  <updated>2002-08-05T15:49:35-08:00</updated>
  <title>Sundays In The Attic</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/894955/1/Sundays_In_The_Attic"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-08-05:story.894955</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,702, Reviews: 9 
Updated: 8-5-02, Published: 8-5-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Welcome to Kirsty's world of religious fanatics, dead chickens, new uses for barbeque forks, and weekly trips to the attic for...um...&quot;cleansing&quot;.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2002-07-20T10:18:18-08:00</published>
  <updated>2002-07-20T10:18:18-08:00</updated>
  <title>Parasites and Twinkies</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/863132/1/Parasites_and_Twinkies"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-07-20:story.863132</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Parody"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Parody&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 377, Reviews: 6 
Updated: 7-20-02, Published: 7-20-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The strange and deadly connection between blood-sucking fiends and popular snack cakes</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2002-07-20T10:10:54-08:00</published>
  <updated>2002-07-20T10:10:54-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Cramp God</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/863114/1/The_Cramp_God"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-07-20:story.863114</id>
  <category term="Mythology"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Mythology/'&gt;Mythology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 261, Reviews: 22 
Updated: 7-20-02, Published: 7-20-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;He punishes women every 28 days....</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2002-06-24T16:32:17-08:00</published>
  <updated>2002-06-24T16:32:17-08:00</updated>
  <title>Agony's Lover</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/834398/1/Agonys_Lover"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-06-24:story.834398</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,426, Reviews: 10 
Updated: 6-24-02, Published: 6-24-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;She is small and her wings no longer function.  Her touch freezes the bare skin till the blood turns to ice.  And tonight she has found a lover...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2002-06-01T13:45:40-08:00</published>
  <updated>2002-06-01T13:45:40-08:00</updated>
  <title>Irrevocably Linking Sex With Violence</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/811001/1/Irrevocably_Linking_Sex_With_Violence"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-06-01:story.811001</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Poetry&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 170, Reviews: 5 
Updated: 6-1-02, Published: 6-1-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Murder = sex?  A frightening little poem...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2002-04-15T12:07:11-08:00</published>
  <updated>2002-04-15T12:07:11-08:00</updated>
  <title>Homosexuals Are GAY!!!!</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/722487/1/Homosexuals_Are_GAY"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-04-15:story.722487</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 729, Reviews: 36 
Updated: 4-15-02, Published: 4-15-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;&quot;Flintstones!  Meet the Flintstones!  ...We'll have a gay old time!&quot;</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2002-04-14T10:41:47-08:00</published>
  <updated>2002-04-14T10:41:47-08:00</updated>
  <title>Turning Tables</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/720524/1/Turning_Tables"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-04-14:story.720524</id>
  <category term="Love"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Love/'&gt;Love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 217, Reviews: 7 
Updated: 4-14-02, Published: 4-14-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;put me on a pedestal and kiss my dainty toes</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2002-04-09T13:43:34-08:00</published>
  <updated>2002-04-09T13:43:34-08:00</updated>
  <title>Girl</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/711772/1/Girl"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-04-09:story.711772</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,370, Reviews: 9 
Updated: 4-9-02, Published: 4-9-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;First she sliced her curtains and then she shaved her head.....</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2002-04-08T18:10:14-08:00</published>
  <updated>2002-04-08T18:10:14-08:00</updated>
  <title>Coatlique</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/710471/1/Coatlique"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-04-08:story.710471</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Supernatural"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,581, Reviews: 8 
Updated: 4-8-02, Published: 4-8-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;An ancient witch in the modern world discovers someone spying on her in her own back yard....</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2002-04-05T17:27:58-08:00</published>
  <updated>2002-04-05T17:27:58-08:00</updated>
  <title>I Used To</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/704189/1/I_Used_To"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-04-05:story.704189</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 154, Reviews: 7 
Updated: 4-5-02, Published: 4-5-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I used to have something to belong to.  Everyone has something to belong to.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2002-01-19T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2002-01-19T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Funeral Harvest</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/556778/1/Funeral_Harvest"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2002-01-19:story.556778</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 6 
Updated: 1-19-02, Published: 1-19-02&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I've been reading too much T. S. Eliot...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-12-10T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-12-10T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Box in the Closet</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/491646/1/The_Box_in_the_Closet"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-12-10:story.491646</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="Suspense"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror/Suspense&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 3,036, Reviews: 8 
Updated: 12-10-01, Published: 12-10-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Some dark secrets you can never hide....</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-10-10T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-10-10T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Brunhilda Says Hello</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/431409/1/Brunhilda_Says_Hello"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-10-10:story.431409</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Parody"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Parody&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 561, Reviews: 7 
Updated: 10-10-01, Published: 10-10-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Oh my god!  Brunhilda finally gets to meet her favorite boyband member!  Oh my god!  Oh my god!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-09-24T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-09-24T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Mother Goose, Eat Your Heart Out!</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/414519/1/Mother_Goose_Eat_Your_Heart_Out"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-09-24:story.414519</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 32, Reviews: 10 
Updated: 9-24-01, Published: 9-24-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;You think Mother Goose is good?  Hah!  Never has there been a more BEAUTIFUL poem about beetles!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-09-24T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-09-24T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Cry For Help</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/414543/1/A_Cry_For_Help"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-09-24:story.414543</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 569, Reviews: 7 
Updated: 9-24-01, Published: 9-24-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Scream!  Speak!  Cry!  Retch!  Die!  Just get something out!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-09-22T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-09-22T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Break It Loose, Woman!</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/411493/1/Break_It_Loose_Woman"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-09-22:story.411493</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 91, Reviews: 11 
Updated: 9-22-01, Published: 9-22-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Scream!  Yell!  Shriek!  Spit!  Stop keeping your sadness hidden!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-09-21T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-09-21T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Other White Meat</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/410850/1/The_Other_White_Meat"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-09-21:story.410850</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Fantasy"/>
  <category term="Sci-Fi"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Fantasy/Sci-Fi&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 321, Reviews: 10 
Updated: 9-21-01, Published: 9-21-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Fairies, skyscrapers, and 900 year old tigers.... Welcome to my world.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-09-21T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-09-21T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Love, Life, and Castration</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/410871/1/Love_Life_and_Castration"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-09-21:story.410871</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Angst"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 838, Reviews: 16 
Updated: 9-21-01, Published: 9-21-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Life would be a lot more tolerable if I were only allowed to castrate all the idiots out there...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-09-19T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-09-19T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Other Sunsets</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/408638/1/Other_Sunsets"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-09-19:story.408638</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 277, Reviews: 7 
Updated: 9-19-01, Published: 9-19-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;My first and only sex-related poem... Tell me what you think, please.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-09-19T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-09-19T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>F*ck the F*cking F*ckers</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/408663/1/F_ck_the_F_cking_F_ckers"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-09-19:story.408663</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 120, Reviews: 44 
Updated: 9-19-01, Published: 9-19-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;This is a poem honoring those idiot people who think that they're sooooo great.  Rated 'R' for language.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-05-10T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-05-10T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Museum</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/239877/1/The_Museum"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-03-28:story.239877</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 5,220, Reviews: 60 
Updated: 5-10-01, Published: 3-28-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;*THIS IS INCREDIBLY GRAPHIC!  MATURE READERS ONLY!*  A museum of sadistic punishment is employed to test the loyalties of a twisted kingdom....</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-03-22T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-03-22T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Six Kings</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/228661/1/The_Six_Kings"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-03-14:story.228661</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 948, Reviews: 17 
Updated: 3-22-01, Published: 3-14-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Six kings argue over who should help a man being eaten alive by dogs.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-02-28T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-02-28T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Other Side of the Border</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/218600/1/The_Other_Side_of_the_Border"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-02-27:story.218600</id>
  <category term="Mythology"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Mythology/'&gt;Mythology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 2,843, Reviews: 8 
Updated: 2-28-01, Published: 2-27-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Angelique and Madeline have been dead for a combined total of 10 years, but they have just realized how boring the afterlife can be....</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-02-22T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-02-22T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Boy Who Could Only Laugh</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/214599/1/The_Boy_Who_Could_Only_Laugh"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-02-22:story.214599</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,441, Reviews: 32 
Updated: 2-22-01, Published: 2-22-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A boy jokingly decides to spread pro-suicide pamphlets to all his neighbors....</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-02-13T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-02-13T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Windigo</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/133784/1/Windigo"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2000-12-07:story.133784</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,406, Reviews: 19 
Updated: 2-13-01, Published: 12-7-00&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;*Revised Story.  I completely changed the ending and edited the first part of the story.*  Do not read this if you do not like to read about violence or graphic descriptions.  I'm warning you that this is violent.  Believe me.  I'm not lying.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-02-02T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-02-02T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>And the Words Just Explode</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/199358/1/And_the_Words_Just_Explode"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-02-02:story.199358</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 473, Reviews: 28 
Updated: 2-2-01, Published: 2-2-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Ever really want to say something, but kept your mouth shut because you wanted to be polite?  Well, sometimes it's better to be rude....</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-01-27T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-01-27T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Ultrasonic Sound</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/192456/1/Ultrasonic_Sound"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-01-27:story.192456</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,557, Reviews: 14 
Updated: 1-27-01, Published: 1-27-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Daryl's mother is choking to death on her own vomit, but the planes outside will register his movement if he helps her.  God forbid the planes realize that you're still alive....</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2001-01-15T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2001-01-15T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Annie and the Lewd Fluid</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/177834/1/Annie_and_the_Lewd_Fluid"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2001-01-15:story.177834</id>
  <category term="Mythology"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Mythology/'&gt;Mythology&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 4,290, Reviews: 11 
Updated: 1-15-01, Published: 1-15-01&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A love potion goes terribly wrong....</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2000-12-27T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2000-12-27T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Tread Softly</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/154584/1/Tread_Softly"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2000-12-27:story.154584</id>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Horror/'&gt;Horror&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,945, Reviews: 9 
Updated: 12-27-00, Published: 12-27-00&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;This is one of the oddest stories I have ever written.  It's more cute than frightening, but it contains a monster so I count it as a 'scary' story.  Please read and review.  I'm quite proud of it.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2000-12-14T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2000-12-14T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Oh Deer!</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/140945/1/Oh_Deer"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2000-12-14:story.140945</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,021, Reviews: 11 
Updated: 12-14-00, Published: 12-14-00&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;All over the world people are accidentally hitting animals with their cars.  What would happen if the animals struck back?</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2000-12-07T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2000-12-07T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Stain on the Carpet</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/133480/1/The_Stain_on_the_Carpet"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2000-12-07:story.133480</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Horror"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Horror&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,425, Reviews: 19 
Updated: 12-7-00, Published: 12-7-00&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Daniel and Sally discover exactly how a few words can kill you.  This story is not for children.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Megan</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/5156/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2000-11-04T00:00:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2000-11-04T00:00:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Sestina of How Armies are Formed</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/105804/1/Sestina_of_How_Armies_are_Formed"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2000-11-04:story.105804</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/5156/Megan'&gt;Megan&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K&lt;br&gt;Genres: General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 284, Reviews: 8 
Updated: 11-4-00, Published: 11-4-00&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;In Tennesse again came Hitler...</summary>
 </entry>
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