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My maniacal intellectual rants

2009-11-23T15:36:17-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 10, Words: 13,319, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 8-14-09
Status: In-Progress

This is a collaboration of various topics that I have “ranted” about. Some of these are immature, some will have you laughing out loud all night long, but they all have one thing in common. They have a point. Rated M for use of language.

The dorm paradox

2009-11-18T04:08:50-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 12, Words: 41,115, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-18-09, Published: 9-19-09
Status: In-Progress

In this slightly hilarious account of a blind kid in boarding school. Various things happen such as fires, making new friends, and getting caught in the shower when fire alarms go off. That's not all however, theirs the irate dorm staff, and love in the m

Scary shocking short stories

2009-11-12T14:23:29-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Tragedy
Chapters: 6, Words: 14,129, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 8-14-09
Status: In-Progress

This is a collection of strange, funny, scary, witty, and down right awkward short stories I have made over the past few months. All types are in this collection such as humor romance, and many others!

PERFECT

2009-11-12T14:20:51-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 791, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 11-12-09
Status: Complete

I’m the girl who’s got it all together. People don’t want to know that the girl who’s got it all together, doesn’t have it all together. People don’t want to know that girl is dying!

A despondent poetry collection

2009-11-12T14:06:03-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 13, Words: 3,105, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-12-09, Published: 8-18-09
Status: In-Progress

This is a poetry collection with funny, inspirational, lovely, sad, witty, and heart touching poems about many things. A football game, love, child abuse, friendship, love, and various other things filled with emotion. Hope you all enjoy!

My entrained essays

2009-11-03T17:04:19-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 20, Words: 14,022, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-3-09, Published: 8-14-09
Status: In-Progress

This is a collaboration of witty, intellectual, shocking, thought provoking, and random essays that I've come up during school and out of school. They range from all kinds of things. Enjoy!

the mordant news archive

2009-10-11T17:08:06-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,333, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-11-09, Published: 9-6-09
Status: In-Progress

an archive That displays very sardonic news articles making fun of all kinds of things even homophobes and apple. Packed with laughter, this archive will make your gut die of laughter!

My Random reviews

2009-10-03T16:52:42-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 10,226, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-3-09, Published: 8-14-09
Status: In-Progress

These are just a collaboration of all my witty immature reviews. Reviews include, but not limited to Harry Potter and the half blood prince… Movie and Eragon the book. filled with humor. These are worth a shot!

Delightful diaries

2009-09-27T11:24:04-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,111, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-27-09, Published: 8-16-09
Status: In-Progress

Delightful diaries are a series of diary entries by inanimate objects such as a firework, a pen, a PDF document, a car, and much more. Hilarious and gripping, these diaries will make you think twice before lighting up the next firework among other things

Beowulf untold

2009-09-27T11:16:24-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Drama
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,730, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-27-09, Published: 9-12-09
Status: In-Progress

This is a parody/summery of the epic poem Beowulf I did in my English class one day. Beowulf and his awesome hair must defeat the horrible Brittany Spears like creature, Grindel. can he do it… or will he be seen in the next barbers shop some place?

Sightless hope, a memoir

2009-08-16T17:16:26-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Family
Chapters: 4, Words: 9,393, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-16-09, Published: 4-19-09
Status: In-Progress

A young blind precocious armature writer with CP has been abused for more than 7 years, and now he finally can get out of this nightmare. it may leave his siblings on the streets to die. Does he escape and risk his sibling’s lives, or does he stay in hell

all for one and one for all

2009-07-30T14:46:50-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 10, Words: 28,800, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-30-09, Published: 10-21-07
Status: In-Progress

3 kids meat in nonstructural ways, and 3 uncommon friendships form between kids that were neglected, with the strength of each others hearts, they battle issues without anyones help but themselves. when one leaves, the other 2 vow to find him.

Apartment snags A memoir

2009-06-07T20:06:48-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 8, Words: 8,361, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-7-09, Published: 6-7-09
Status: Complete

What happens when visually impaired kids set out to own apartments? They get hit on by gay men, flirt with cell company managers, encounter Prada thieves, and so much more with little cash to spare!

Ciara

2009-03-15T07:58:33-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 6, Words: 28,532, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-15-09, Published: 11-1-08
Status: In-Progress

two people meet one day by chance. they fall in love with each other so much that they constantly think about each other and cannot live without one another. their love is strong, it's the best thing in the world. there is one problem however, it's illega

i will allways think about you

2007-07-22T12:06:48-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 264, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-22-07, Published: 7-22-07
Status: Complete

this is a poem i made for a good friend by the name of connie M mounts. my name is robert uknow imiaa u2 much togo on alone

alpha, the stone of knoliage

2007-05-06T13:25:38-08:00

Author: shadowdog1
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 6, Words: 28,455, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-6-07, Published: 1-8-07
Status: In-Progress

LANQUAGE two kids find a magical stone that has kids trapped inside it. the stone swiches there bodies. now two handicapped tenagers get a sense of what his freind has to go through. a blind man can see, a deaf man can hear music. what can go wrong?