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Blarry Squawker and the Philanthropist's Pinecone

2007-07-20T18:21:35-08:00

Author: Yalime Alokin
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,658, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-20-07, Published: 7-20-07
Status: In-Progress

A young orphan discovers his fairy heritage and attends Boarbunions School for Enchanted Creatures of Various Varieties. Thrilling and actionpacked. Indeed.

Here and Back Again: A Hobo's Tale

2007-06-20T18:35:27-08:00

Author: Yalime Alokin
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 142, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-20-07, Published: 6-20-07
Status: In-Progress

The adventures of a hobo and his detergentsmoking friends. But mostly a hobo.

The Epic Limerick of Fernando The Deranged Clown

2007-06-20T18:34:16-08:00

Author: Yalime Alokin
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 441, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-20-07, Published: 6-20-07
Status: Complete

The title says it all.

Hatapalooza

2007-01-06T20:03:05-08:00

Author: Yalime Alokin
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 13, Words: 7,188, Reviews: 17 Updated: 1-6-07, Published: 11-8-06
Status: In-Progress

Clarence loves hats. Hats of every shape, size, color, and frugality. So when he hears about the four week long Hatapalooza, he decides it's time to go to Iowa. What he does not expect is to be swept off on a long, tedious...I mean... magical journey.

Juan the Psychopath

2006-11-28T12:47:14-08:00

Author: Yalime Alokin
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 495, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-28-06, Published: 11-28-06
Status: In-Progress

A crazed laundry worker named Juan gets fired, needs money, a decides to rob a bank using only rubber duckies. Written to remedy the sad lack of epic limericks in this world.

The Dream Walkers

2006-11-20T18:31:15-08:00

Author: Yalime Alokin
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 189, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-20-06, Published: 11-20-06
Status: In-Progress

Lane Mayhew is an average boy by day, but by night, he joins the Dream Walkers. Can he fight back and free himself from this nightmare before it's too late?

The Dumbness

2006-11-18T13:32:20-08:00

Author: Yalime Alokin
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 5 Updated: 11-18-06, Published: 11-18-06
Status: Complete

An amazing poem we wrote about a year ago and found while we were cleaning up. We wrote it at about two in the morning and you can tell.