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Ode to the Dead Stories, Or How I Met your Mother

2008-03-18T16:45:29-08:00

Author: Dellarose
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 85, Reviews: 10 Updated: 3-18-08, Published: 3-18-08
Status: Complete

Did I mention that I miss you? Well I do. All of you. You little hoes who write good stories and then just disappear. This is for you. And for your stories.

Memento Mori

2008-01-20T20:13:26-08:00

Author: Dellarose
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,357, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-20-08, Published: 1-20-08
Status: In-Progress

Due to mysterious circumstances involving arson and dismemberment, the Fishburnes have moved to Nettleknife County in a bit of a hurry. Entails an imposter, hypersomnia, insomnia, crucifixes, dreams of ghosts, and the possibility of an antichrist.

Sharpen Your Tongue

2007-12-13T17:33:45-08:00

Author: Dellarose
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 9, Words: 24,183, Reviews: 52 Updated: 12-13-07, Published: 9-3-07
Status: In-Progress

This could be about a vampire. It might be about a zombie. To be honest, animation after death is a pretty vague notion.

Bedlam

2007-11-23T17:05:22-08:00

Author: Dellarose
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,781, Reviews: 10 Updated: 11-23-07, Published: 10-9-07
Status: In-Progress

Ethan Macintosh escaped to the circus with his malformed brothers as a way to escape reality. Too bad he’s planning on killing himself in a month. Until then, there might be a little mayhem, a little bedlam.

Draems

2007-11-22T17:01:54-08:00

Author: Dellarose
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 898, Reviews: 9 Updated: 11-22-07, Published: 11-22-07
Status: In-Progress

The heroine of this saccharine serenade might be a manic depressive and a compulsive liar, but I am the dashing, intellectual hero. I shall easily squander her feelings. Eventually.

Bellum Gothicum

2007-08-14T19:28:27-08:00

Author: Dellarose
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 8, Words: 19,275, Reviews: 13 Updated: 8-14-07, Published: 6-1-07
Status: In-Progress

There was once a banshee with no manners, a goblin lacking social skills, the corpse of a nineteen year old girl, a fairy in the form of a cockroach, a strangely hairy little boy, some Sprite, and the girl whose name was on no one's lips.

The Anatomy of the Psyche

2006-11-24T07:41:03-08:00

Author: Dellarose
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 48, Reviews: 14 Updated: 11-24-06, Published: 11-24-06
Status: Complete

Of death and boxes.