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Lovetic

2009-08-02T10:44:13-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 193, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-2-09, Published: 8-2-09
Status: Complete

But some illicit encounters have happy endings.

Moonlight Liason

2009-08-02T10:27:00-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 87, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-2-09, Published: 8-2-09
Status: Complete

It's romantic, in the sense that Amanda Palmer once said, "it's romantic if they mean it when they shut your fingers in the door."

Outlet

2009-08-02T09:46:34-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-2-09, Published: 8-2-09
Status: Complete

It's over fifteen years later and I'm only just realising how much a friendship can destroy. I break free of the verse, but she's still my curse.

Chad the First

2009-07-31T09:37:23-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 50, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-31-09, Published: 7-31-09
Status: Complete

He was my first. Poem...

And Yet I'm not a Prodigy

2009-07-31T09:36:23-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 74, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-31-09, Published: 7-31-09
Status: Complete

Things are lost, things are gained.

Irony, A Haiku

2009-07-31T09:25:36-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 15, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-31-09, Published: 7-31-09
Status: Complete

Is a haiku I wrote.

How to Cure Writer's Block

2009-07-31T09:24:23-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 16, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-31-09, Published: 7-31-09
Status: Complete

Dot dot dot...

Amore

2009-07-31T09:23:14-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 40, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-31-09, Published: 7-31-09
Status: Complete

Requiem for something yet to happen.

Dreamscape

2009-05-16T11:35:11-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 178, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-16-09, Published: 5-16-09
Status: Complete

Just some dreams I had last year. I haven't been recording them recently. I wonder why that is?

Existential Cliffside Crisis V1

2009-04-10T12:03:56-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 380, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-10-09, Published: 4-10-09
Status: Complete

This was for a Text Design assignment; we had to describe a chosen image in such a way that the reader could visualise it. If you want to see the photo I used, PM me your email address or summit. Character's name shamelessly stolen from Ross Campbell.

The Princess & The Punk

2009-01-02T16:21:08-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Friendship
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,707, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-2-09, Published: 1-2-09
Status: Complete

Chris and Jodie are back, doing their thang.

Fragments

2008-12-28T06:57:15-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 131, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-28-08, Published: 12-28-08
Status: Complete

Tiny poems written on trains and planes. They are not very good but it shows how my thoughts works in rhyme when I am deprived of sleep.

Nothing

2008-12-15T07:06:16-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 61, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-15-08, Published: 12-15-08
Status: In-Progress

How things begun ended . Catharsis.

Haunted by The Spirit of Christmas!

2008-12-15T04:42:53-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 111, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-15-08, Published: 12-15-08
Status: Complete

I like to be festive :

Geography

2008-10-25T15:35:57-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-25-08, Published: 10-25-08
Status: Complete

Self-obsession... looking for dry land.

Canaries in the Cerebram

2008-10-23T11:33:34-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 52, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-23-08, Published: 10-23-08
Status: Complete

My mind is a wonderful and scary place. I wish you could live here too.

The One Night Stand

2008-09-19T03:22:27-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 21, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-19-08, Published: 9-19-08
Status: Complete

I am no good at haiku.

Brambles

2008-08-23T13:44:07-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 122, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-23-08, Published: 8-23-08
Status: Complete

There is more than one way to suffocate.

Context

2008-07-20T13:43:10-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 90, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-20-08, Published: 7-20-08
Status: Complete

My attempt at the truth.

Ten to Twelve

2008-03-26T08:11:58-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 35, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-26-08, Published: 3-26-08
Status: Complete

Simple poem. I miss them.

Lovestarved

2008-03-23T14:23:53-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 121, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-23-08, Published: 3-23-08
Status: Complete

I think I rushed it.

Amy in the Attic

2008-01-31T08:22:40-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,718, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-31-08, Published: 1-31-08
Status: Complete

An extract of a play from the depths of my weird little head. Inspired by a Bright Eyes song.

The Red Wheelbarrow

2007-08-07T22:36:09-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,315, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-7-07, Published: 8-7-07
Status: Complete

Based on a poem by William Carlos Williams. No idea what I was thinking...

Stapler Boy

2007-07-21T00:06:17-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,250, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-21-07, Published: 7-21-07
Status: Complete

This is the piece I am most proud of. It should, perhaps, be the piece I am most ashamed of.

The Doctor

2007-07-10T22:07:18-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 194, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-10-07, Published: 7-10-07
Status: Complete

I want to be rid of this skin, this sin.

My Very Second Best Friend

2007-07-10T21:15:33-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 997, Reviews: 6 Updated: 7-10-07, Published: 7-10-07
Status: Complete

A story that I wrote in eighth grade, for actual grading. Inspired by David Firth.

Mr Adams Apple and Pamelton

2007-07-10T20:56:06-08:00

Author: shutitoff
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,115, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-10-07, Published: 7-10-07
Status: Complete

This is a very silly short story that I cowrote with a friend back in eighth or ninth grade.