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The Student Bible

2009-03-23T00:50:11-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 24, Words: 24,088, Reviews: 149 Updated: 3-23-09, Published: 3-11-07
Status: In-Progress

Todd Gafferty, an atheist, creates a new religion just so he can get away with stuff at school. But when he finds himself surrounded by followers, things get a little out of hand. Fans, your Todd fix has returned! Please read & review!

The Sexiest Man Alive

2008-08-05T21:18:26-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 151, Reviews: 15 Updated: 8-5-08, Published: 8-5-08
Status: Complete

So I met this guy at the Laundromat last night, and damn, was he sexy! I'm talking drop-dead, film-noir, dark-mustachioed, tilted-hat, horseback-riding, British-accent...the rest is inside! Very funny! READ!

Wanderlust

2008-07-23T11:54:00-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 577, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-23-08, Published: 7-23-08
Status: Complete

Oneshot. A restless vagrant wanders the streets. Metaphor for humanity. Please read and review.

I Am Writer: Hear Me Think!

2008-07-07T01:25:01-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,978, Reviews: 5 Updated: 7-7-08, Published: 7-7-08
Status: Complete

It's writing about writing, the Iced Tea Junkie way. Basically, I just rambled onto my keyboard for a while, and this is what came out. Please read, review, and share with other writers!

The Realtor

2008-07-04T00:42:50-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Parody
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,694, Reviews: 7 Updated: 7-4-08, Published: 6-29-07
Status: In-Progress

How does one go about selling a haunted house? It was a tricky business, to be sure. But number 66 on 6th Street, though modern and unassuming in its three bedrooms and two and a half baths, was undeniably and invariably haunted. Please read & review!

Strictly Business

2008-04-25T00:57:26-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,106, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-25-08, Published: 4-25-08
Status: Complete

Two executives, madly in love but silenced by fear. A short story by Iced Tea Junkie. NOT a harlequin romance, sorry to disappoint. Oh, just read it already! And review. Yes, that would be nice.

50 Cent Peace

2008-02-16T16:31:07-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 5, Words: 8,261, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-16-08, Published: 11-10-07
Status: In-Progress

A sequel to QUARTERS, focusing on the further adventures of Charley and Diana. Contains some familiar faces plus a few new ones. Enjoy.

The Supermarket Saga

2008-01-13T13:03:03-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,373, Reviews: 18 Updated: 1-13-08, Published: 3-22-07
Status: Complete

A collection of very short stories, all taking place at the local supermarket. Horny old women and suicidal janitors abound! Please read & review!

How NOT To Write a Story

2008-01-07T22:41:01-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 8, Words: 6,553, Reviews: 54 Updated: 1-7-08, Published: 5-30-07
Status: In-Progress

A redneck writer struggles to pen his first novel, an epic fantasy with every cliche in the book. Read to see what is, and isn't, going through his mind as he tries to come up with ideas. VERY FUNNY. Please read & review! NOTE: Actual story now underway!

Darkness and The Man

2007-11-11T21:36:59-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 5,642, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-11-07, Published: 6-10-07
Status: In-Progress

Chet is one fourth vampire, one fourth werewolf, and fifty percent human, with the weaknesses of all three species but the strengths of none. The Man is a ruthless female bounty hunter who goes only by...The Man. They have an adventure. Please R & R!

Quarters

2007-09-04T01:15:12-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 26, Words: 10,931, Reviews: 50 Updated: 9-4-07, Published: 5-19-07
Status: Complete

COMPLETE! 4 quarters make a dollar. 4 lives make 1 amazing story. Please read and review! COMPLETE!

For Posterity

2007-08-11T22:09:23-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 11, Words: 5,683, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-11-07, Published: 6-18-07
Status: In-Progress

Unfinished pieces & oneshots. A taste of my writing ability. Reviews are welcome.

Insult & Ignorance

2007-08-07T16:23:25-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 6, Words: 10,128, Reviews: 16 Updated: 8-7-07, Published: 4-4-07
Status: In-Progress

Set in the English countryside, late 1800s. Blythe Porter, our witty protagonist, lives with a rich, obnoxious stepfamily. Her stepsisters annoy her, her stepbrother is hot for her, the housekeeper hates her guts, and what's with that handsome albino? R&R

A Love Poem About Punctuation!

2007-06-13T08:39:22-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 151, Reviews: 14 Updated: 6-13-07, Published: 6-13-07
Status: Complete

I wanna hold you, I wanna hold you in parentheses...

Poodletown

2007-06-13T08:29:22-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,037, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-13-07, Published: 6-13-07
Status: Complete

Welcome to Poodletown, population: 3. Has nothing to do with poodles.

The Hall of Unsung Heroes

2007-06-05T11:50:58-08:00

Author: Iced Tea Junkie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 18,052, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-5-07, Published: 5-31-07
Status: In-Progress

It's a superhero dramedy, starring the telekinetic Captain Capable and her gang of super coworkers. Watch as they battle tiny aliens, evil cyborgs, high school reunions, and the feelings within their hearts! Please read & review!