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My Puffer Fish Boy

2008-07-29T13:16:29-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 5, Words: 6,893, Reviews: 9 Updated: 7-29-08, Published: 7-20-08
Status: In-Progress

Walking up to her locker, she scrutinized it. Nothing seemed out of order...other than the fact that an hour ago it was covered in freaking love notes and death threats. "Oh yeah," she said to herself. "Got some Twilight Zone stuff going on here."

Wind Up Boy

2007-12-22T18:06:00-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,142, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-22-07, Published: 12-22-07
Status: In-Progress

Pressing my ear up against his chest, I could hear his heartbeat. I suppose it was more of a pendulum than a heart, but the fact that it was ticking for me made my knees weak. My heart would be so much easier to fix if it were made of gears like his was.

Confessions of a Department Store Clerk

2007-12-20T15:17:33-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,246, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-20-07, Published: 12-20-07
Status: In-Progress

['Harlot...'I shouted, pounding on the doors that led into the clerk warehouse. My first day back: I should have expected this from her. This was it. As soon as I got my hands on her, I was stealing her stilettos and throwing them in the paper shredder.]

Cloud Castles, Cogs, and Reluctant Villains

2007-11-03T10:43:12-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 7, Words: 18,376, Reviews: 13 Updated: 11-3-07, Published: 9-29-07
Status: In-Progress

Looking down at her blood stained gloved hands, and then back at the spoils of their ingenius thieving, Sabrena looked up at her stunned comrades with a haunting smirk. 'I do think I'm getting used the idea of being a villain.' ON HIATUS.

Heartlocked

2007-04-15T00:29:36-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,893, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-15-07, Published: 4-7-07
Status: In-Progress

SLASH After Ivan's mother gets a job as a live in maid at the Shackleford's home, he finds himself falling for their prince like son, Adair. Moonlighting as a girl on a dating site their school set up, what happens when Adair wants a date with "her"? R&R

Nothing Special

2007-04-06T21:28:55-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,534, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-6-07, Published: 4-6-07
Status: Complete

[Gift for a friend...I should start charging money for these. XD] That's MY name, Katrina G. Tarine. And I'd love it if it weren't for what that darned 'G' stood for. [Gift for a girl with the same middle namesake]

Crossfire

2007-04-06T21:23:01-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,325, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-6-07, Published: 4-6-07
Status: Complete

[Birthday gift, oneshot] Love on the paintball field, between the hunter and the hunted. But, can those positions be reversed?...That pretty much sums it up. :P R&R, I return the favor!

Transfixed

2007-03-22T22:13:40-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 909, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-22-07, Published: 3-22-07
Status: Complete

Strangers are everywhere. We depend on them, we fear them, we hate them, we love them, they're nearly everyone we see each day. But what about when one decides to give you a flower, delivered by your mother, no less? [Really, REALLY short gift fic]

VertexBlank

2007-03-02T20:01:01-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,303, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-2-07, Published: 3-2-07
Status: In-Progress

Oh, wouldn't it just be grand? Control of rivers and the sand? The whole earth at your command! I say, that's quite a plan! ['Cause everybody loves knee length boots, pompous manners, and guys with feminine names.] [NOVEL!]

Wimbleton, I say!

2007-03-01T17:59:18-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 858, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-1-07, Published: 3-1-07
Status: Complete

[I do say, let's rob the nonwimbletons! That is SO Gansta, Sir Francis!] The retarded little escapade of three Country Club goers. CRACK. [Based on the real life escapades of three classmates]

Spoken

2007-02-17T14:25:21-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,314, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-17-07, Published: 2-2-07
Status: In-Progress

It was a simple deal: she was stained with ink, and he was stained with pink. Too bad they both were stained with blood as well.

Fabled

2007-01-20T15:06:28-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,526, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-20-07, Published: 1-12-07
Status: In-Progress

Oh yes, we'll save the world, but you'll have to pay us first. On hiatus. Complete and utter drivel, haha. XD

Alone

2007-01-01T21:59:30-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 472, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-1-07, Published: 1-1-07
Status: Complete

It's happened to everyone. A situation where there aren't enough partners to go around, and you are left to dance alone, while everyone else dance in pairs. But are you really dancing alone?

Rain

2006-12-27T20:49:34-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 804, Reviews: 1 Updated: 12-27-06, Published: 12-27-06
Status: Complete

[It'll rain, I'm sure of it!] She said it'd rain, but he didn't believe her. After all, it was nonsense, right? [Character development for characters in my upcoming story, 'Cloud Castles, Cogs, and Reluctant heroes'.]

Line Rider!

2006-12-01T08:08:46-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 65, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-1-06, Published: 12-1-06
Status: Complete

A short poem about the Line Rider game, and how all my friends love it.

Hit Your Head, Sail the Sea

2006-11-30T14:05:10-08:00

Author: RubyXSerpent
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 249, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-30-06, Published: 11-30-06
Status: Complete

Strange haikus. Be gentle, I was young and stupid when I wrote these.