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Screwed

2009-08-18T23:28:00-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 303, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-18-09, Published: 8-18-09
Status: Complete

I hate my life. I hate drama. I really need to stop repeating myself.

The Philosophy of Bedding

2009-08-18T23:11:30-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 127, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-18-09, Published: 8-18-09
Status: Complete

Life is a serious thing. No?

Ruin

2009-08-18T01:45:37-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 301, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-18-09, Published: 8-18-09
Status: Complete

I know he didn't mean to ruin my reputation, but he did a damn good job of it.

Clash

2009-08-18T01:23:09-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 461, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-18-09, Published: 8-18-09
Status: Complete

Casanova wasn't a beautiful man, he didn't need to be.

Fleeting

2009-08-17T00:49:37-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 152, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-17-09, Published: 8-17-09
Status: Complete

This is anger. It doesn't stay long.

Gone

2009-08-17T00:41:56-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 201, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-17-09, Published: 8-17-09
Status: Complete

Creative types have an aversion to formality; there's a reason for that.

Clockwork Endings

2009-08-16T02:06:32-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 372, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-16-09, Published: 8-16-09
Status: Complete

Time is caged by clockwork.

The Golden Age

2009-08-16T01:48:52-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 674, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-16-09, Published: 8-16-09
Status: Complete

There are different kinds of strength. We often want the wrong one.

Transition

2009-08-16T01:42:39-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 335, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-16-09, Published: 8-16-09
Status: Complete

It's the transition places that really get you in the end.

Simple

2009-08-15T00:17:20-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 191, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-15-09, Published: 8-15-09
Status: Complete

You like simple things, so it doesn't matter that you don't have much energy to spend on them.

Happily Ever After

2009-08-14T23:46:53-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-14-09, Published: 8-14-09
Status: Complete

Aren't cliche's supposed to have a happily ever after?

Treatment

2009-08-14T00:48:32-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 230, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-14-09, Published: 8-14-09
Status: Complete

I am dead, but maybe the world will go on a little longer than before.

Protective

2009-08-14T00:40:22-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 653, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-14-09, Published: 8-14-09
Status: Complete

Josh is my best friends' older brother; I burn his stuff.

Brilliant

2009-08-13T01:44:03-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 149, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-13-09, Published: 8-13-09
Status: Complete

Go jump off a cliff.

Intellegent Thought

2009-08-13T01:29:23-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 274, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-13-09, Published: 8-13-09
Status: Complete

In which religion and gas are considered.

Five Moments

2009-08-12T02:18:45-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 764, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-12-09, Published: 8-12-09
Status: Complete

People die; it's a part of life. That doesn't make it easy.

Purpose

2009-08-11T23:05:32-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 125, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-11-09, Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

All I want to do is fulfull my purpose. I'm doing well.

Following Max

2009-08-11T03:30:06-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 388, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-11-09, Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

Awake she is smart; dreaming she is wise.

Personal Meaning

2009-08-11T02:47:07-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 203, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-11-09, Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

All words carry personal meaning

Perfect Smile

2009-08-11T00:35:19-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,176, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-11-09, Published: 8-11-09
Status: Complete

I make works of art, really I do. People aren't perfect, and it is my goal to make a perfect piece of art out of a person. Now if only she was smiling.

We End

2009-08-05T00:06:23-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 145, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-5-09, Published: 8-5-09
Status: Complete

An eye for an eye; it doesn't matter if we're blind.

A Man Died

2009-08-04T23:54:19-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 324, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-4-09, Published: 8-4-09
Status: Complete

A man died and a woman is screaming. It will happen again tomorrow.

Home Hunting

2009-08-04T01:38:47-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-4-09, Published: 8-4-09
Status: Complete

Everybody likes ice cream.

Vicarious Humanity

2009-08-04T01:29:35-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-4-09, Published: 8-4-09
Status: Complete

For all that they fought, neither really won.

River

2009-08-03T03:34:09-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 263, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-3-09, Published: 8-3-09
Status: Complete

Life is change; so am I.

Ten Toes

2009-08-03T03:19:00-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 361, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-3-09, Published: 8-3-09
Status: Complete

Her toes are in reality; she is not.

Self Sacrifice

2009-08-03T03:15:13-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 337, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-3-09, Published: 8-3-09
Status: Complete

He'd picked a painful way to die, if a glamorous one.

Lifeless

2009-07-30T01:39:31-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-30-09, Published: 7-30-09
Status: Complete

Cat; lifeless. It wasn't me this time.

Someone Else's Story

2009-07-30T01:30:35-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 580, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-30-09, Published: 7-30-09
Status: Complete

Ben left me three days ago; for her.

Personal Realities

2009-07-29T01:27:12-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 184, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-29-09, Published: 7-29-09
Status: Complete

It's your truth, not his.

Coward

2009-07-29T01:17:31-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 198, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-29-09, Published: 7-29-09
Status: Complete

They spoke, she's just too stubborn to listen.

Forget Me Not

2009-07-28T01:25:54-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 238, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-28-09, Published: 7-28-09
Status: Complete

Forgotten hearts die; so will you.

Half Conversations with a House Cat

2009-07-28T01:16:16-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 343, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-28-09, Published: 7-28-09
Status: Complete

Cats rarely listen as well as we want them to.

Reality Made

2009-07-27T02:12:42-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 290, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-27-09, Published: 7-27-09
Status: Complete

He's only real if you think he is.

Doorways

2009-07-27T01:59:14-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 221, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-27-09, Published: 7-27-09
Status: Complete

She's pushy, but she means well.

Tamed

2009-07-26T21:27:36-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 205, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-26-09, Published: 7-26-09
Status: Complete

I've never had friends, I don't have the right personality for it.

Oddly

2009-07-26T03:08:03-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 88, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-26-09, Published: 7-26-09
Status: Complete

I have no idea why people are friends with me.

Insulting

2009-07-26T02:59:35-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 226, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-26-09, Published: 7-26-09
Status: Complete

I'll admit I'm a little bit obsessive.

Questions to the Lazy

2009-07-25T03:18:49-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 316, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-25-09, Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

And while that most certainly wans't the answer he was expecting, it was true.

Age and Again

2009-07-25T02:12:01-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 251, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-25-09, Published: 7-25-09
Status: Complete

When I woke up yesterday I was 16, today I'm 80.

End:Hope

2009-07-24T02:02:03-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 376, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-24-09, Published: 7-24-09
Status: Complete

The best they can hope for is the end.

Objection to Perfection

2009-07-24T01:36:20-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 237, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-24-09, Published: 7-24-09
Status: Complete

Perfection is rather a setback to happiness.

Symbiosis

2009-07-24T00:33:12-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 222, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-24-09, Published: 7-24-09
Status: Complete

My mind and I agree on one thing- that we hate each other.

Miserably Human

2009-07-24T00:31:30-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 361, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-24-09, Published: 7-24-09
Status: Complete

To be human you must be miserable.

Witchling

2009-07-24T00:29:33-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 299, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-24-09, Published: 7-24-09
Status: In-Progress

They said 'magic', I said 'hell yeah'. I spoke too soon.

I Will Live

2009-07-24T00:27:52-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-24-09, Published: 7-24-09
Status: Complete

In a way we never truly die.

Clarity Through Distortion

2009-07-21T02:31:44-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 339, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-21-09, Published: 7-21-09
Status: Complete

See the circle? See the dancers? Spin, spin.

Perplexed

2009-07-20T18:57:59-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 282, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-20-09, Published: 7-20-09
Status: Complete

She, too, was still learning.

Simplicity

2009-07-20T03:23:19-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 187, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-20-09, Published: 7-20-09
Status: Complete

I never learned what it meant.

Understand

2009-07-19T19:09:37-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 732, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-19-09, Published: 7-19-09
Status: Complete

I never understood why, after a while though, I was too angry to care.

Hopeless

2009-07-19T04:02:21-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 223, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-19-09, Published: 7-19-09
Status: Complete

He'll tell me I'm hopeless, he doesn't know how right he is.

Still I Say Nothing

2009-07-18T17:16:05-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,168, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-18-09, Published: 7-18-09
Status: Complete

Silence is anything but golden.

Miss Me

2009-07-18T17:13:31-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 300, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-18-09, Published: 7-18-09
Status: Complete

See, I keep meeting people like this, and that's why I don't like people.

Match Your Crazy

2009-07-14T03:23:40-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 639, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-14-09, Published: 7-14-09
Status: In-Progress

Looking for your life partner? Matc your Crazy first.

Think On It

2009-07-14T01:42:53-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 142, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-14-09, Published: 7-14-09
Status: Complete

Some days, I just have to deal.

Starling Profound

2009-07-14T01:33:57-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 512, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-14-09, Published: 7-14-09
Status: Complete

All you'll ever have to do is grow wings to fly.

Give

2009-07-10T16:57:19-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 121, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-10-09, Published: 7-10-09
Status: Complete

He'll give them that.

I Am

2009-07-09T18:39:27-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 317, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-9-09, Published: 7-9-09
Status: Complete

I am what I am, descriptive words only confuse the matter.

Of Her

2009-07-09T02:51:47-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 258, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-9-09, Published: 7-9-09
Status: Complete

They see their vision of you, but their vision is not you.

Explosive

2009-07-08T17:31:30-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 220, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-8-09, Published: 7-8-09
Status: Complete

For the most part things that explode don't have to be perfect.

Hate

2009-07-08T01:04:56-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 420, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-8-09, Published: 7-8-09
Status: Complete

There's a fine line between love and hate.

Content

2009-07-07T16:28:10-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 246, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-7-09, Published: 7-7-09
Status: Complete

Life didn't have to be extraordinary for me to enjoy it.

With Love

2009-07-07T16:25:08-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 644, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-7-09, Published: 7-7-09
Status: Complete

For all the things I've survived, this one broke me.

Never

2009-07-03T02:05:10-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 214, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-3-09, Published: 7-3-09
Status: Complete

Your inner control freak is doomed to pointlessness.

Loaded

2009-07-02T16:54:17-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 244, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-2-09, Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

How do you want to die?

Wait

2009-07-02T03:40:59-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-2-09, Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

I know that I will get what I deserve.

Real Magic

2009-07-01T17:04:21-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 552, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-1-09, Published: 7-1-09
Status: Complete

Jesters and magicians are interesting, but it's the people behind them you really want to know.

Sacrifice

2009-07-01T03:43:43-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-1-09, Published: 7-1-09
Status: Complete

To understand when things are good you must survive them when they are bad.

Jeanne

2009-06-30T17:12:42-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,168, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-30-09, Published: 6-30-09
Status: In-Progress

No place is home if you don't know all the strange things about it.

Crutch

2009-06-29T23:31:03-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 465, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-29-09, Published: 6-29-09
Status: Complete

If the crutch is broken do you keep it?

Mob Rule

2009-06-29T16:38:45-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 385, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-29-09, Published: 6-29-09
Status: Complete

Which is worse, the mob, or the man who leads it?

Wise

2009-06-29T02:45:32-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 187, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-29-09, Published: 6-29-09
Status: Complete

There was a wise man who had learned very little.

Namesake

2009-06-28T16:42:54-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 477, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-28-09, Published: 6-28-09
Status: Complete

You are your name.

Floorboards

2009-06-28T16:12:00-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,172, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-28-09, Published: 6-28-09
Status: Complete

My death started the same day my life did.

Life, As It Really Is

2009-06-27T21:42:45-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,239, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-27-09, Published: 6-27-09
Status: Complete

Take the perfect boy, and the imperfect girl and what do you get?

Juliet

2009-06-27T10:05:51-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 455, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-27-09, Published: 6-27-09
Status: Complete

Love is putting up with all their oddities, and knowing they'll put up with yours.

Diet

2009-06-27T10:03:37-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-27-09, Published: 6-27-09
Status: Complete

From the mouth of a freakish bag of bones.

Calendar

2009-06-27T00:43:06-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-27-09, Published: 6-27-09
Status: Complete

Now I'm lost in the days.

Strangers and Handshakes

2009-06-26T02:14:55-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 820, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-26-09, Published: 6-26-09
Status: Complete

He didn't know it then, but he was exactly what she needed.

Ketchup

2009-06-25T16:28:40-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,012, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-25-09, Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

Tomorrow the day will start over; ketchup and all.

Lock

2009-06-25T02:54:10-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-25-09, Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

I am what I am, and I love what I do.

Last Manifesto

2009-06-24T15:23:33-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 488, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-24-09, Published: 6-24-09
Status: Complete

When the world no longer runs on logic, what exactly does it run on?

Humility

2009-06-24T02:32:51-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 88, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-24-09, Published: 6-24-09
Status: Complete

Just for today, I am being humble.

Moment

2009-06-23T16:29:17-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 217, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-23-09, Published: 6-23-09
Status: Complete

You become her, and then she joins you.

Not Again

2009-06-23T02:38:47-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 184, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-23-09, Published: 6-23-09
Status: Complete

I will never be grateful.

Sincere

2009-06-22T15:32:09-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 721, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-22-09, Published: 6-22-09
Status: Complete

He was the bad boy, she was the shy girl, but when she says that he knows she's sincere.

All There

2009-06-22T02:17:47-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 229, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-22-09, Published: 6-22-09
Status: Complete

When I'm dead, I'll still be lonely.

Everyday

2009-06-21T14:24:01-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 124, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-21-09, Published: 6-21-09
Status: Complete

You see him everyday before school starts, it drives you mad.

50

2009-06-21T02:18:30-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 117, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-21-09, Published: 6-21-09
Status: Complete

Either it happens, or it doesn't

Arrest

2009-06-20T14:19:47-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Family/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 135, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-20-09, Published: 6-20-09
Status: Complete

Nothing I've ever done is my fault.

Headspace

2009-06-20T14:16:45-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,094, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-20-09, Published: 6-20-09
Status: Complete

When you are Nobody, where do you go? When you are Nowhere, how did you get there?

One

2009-06-20T02:58:49-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 201, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-20-09, Published: 6-20-09
Status: Complete

I don't know the corpses.

So I Dream

2009-06-19T13:42:48-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 241, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-19-09, Published: 6-19-09
Status: Complete

I dream of a place where things are right.

Funny

2009-06-19T00:02:45-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-19-09, Published: 6-19-09
Status: Complete

There is a man that I like watching, I think he's funny.

Am I Lying?

2009-06-18T12:58:33-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 291, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-18-09, Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

I'm going to tell you something. You're going to believe me.

Bad Taste

2009-06-18T02:31:10-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 83, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-18-09, Published: 6-18-09
Status: Complete

Doesn't matter, either way.

Red Wine

2009-06-17T13:02:17-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 217, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-17-09, Published: 6-17-09
Status: Complete

We make our memories.

Wasted Skin

2009-06-16T16:41:52-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 218, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-16-09, Published: 6-16-09
Status: Complete

Cobwebs and scarlet silk in runners shoes, despite, her insides are ugly.

Joker in Play

2009-06-16T14:47:52-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,373, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-16-09, Published: 6-16-09
Status: Complete

“You killed me, and you don’t care,” She paused, the smirked, “and, honestly neither do I."

The Fault of Bunnies

2008-10-29T16:18:39-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,459, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-29-08, Published: 10-29-08
Status: Complete

Bunnies. Bunnies were a source of frustration, and the source of all the evils of the world. Every. Goddamned. One. It could all be related back to bunnies. Somehow.

The Life and Death of Suzie Smith

2008-06-13T20:28:48-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 780, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-13-08, Published: 6-13-08
Status: Complete

Because Suzie just can't catch a break.

Blank

2008-03-09T13:06:20-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-9-08, Published: 3-9-08
Status: Complete

My mind is devoid of me, and so it is not mine.

The Muse of Sleepless Nights

2008-01-27T18:33:02-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 770, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-27-08, Published: 1-27-08
Status: Complete

My Muse . . . is very, very bossy.

Gumballs

2008-01-09T15:33:22-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 192, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-9-08, Published: 1-9-08
Status: Complete

Gumballs, the bane of human existence. Oh, Gumball, how I detest Thee!

Unimaginary Imaginary Friends

2007-12-26T16:58:06-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 181, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-26-07, Published: 12-26-07
Status: Complete

I never had imaginary friends. They just weren't real.

My Dream Tree

2007-12-19T18:45:27-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 141, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-19-07, Published: 12-19-07
Status: Complete

I planted a dream. And I watched it grow into something beautiful.

The First

2007-09-09T17:05:15-08:00

Author: Sleepzombie
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,151, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-9-07, Published: 8-20-07
Status: In-Progress

I am a vampire. And I am helping an FBI agent who should be my lunch. What is WRONG with me? Hiatus.