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Pebble

2008-08-05T18:39:32-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Friendship/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 169, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-5-08, Published: 8-5-08
Status: Complete

Sorry I haven't been uploading. I've been on writer's block and most of what I'm writing is horrible. Sorry.

The Summers Are Here

2008-06-28T20:36:38-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 293, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-28-08, Published: 6-28-08
Status: Complete

Well, here I am again, wondering if I should delete this story or not. Critiques are good, as are general opinions in this case. There's not much I can tell you about the poem without giving anything away, though.

Willow

2008-06-21T18:29:18-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 223, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-21-08, Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

It's written as a song, but you don't know the beat, so you can just read it as a poem. It's about getting over a loss. Again, I'm sorry for not posting in a while.

Johnny

2008-06-21T17:58:04-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 626, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-21-08, Published: 6-21-08
Status: In-Progress

Tell me what you think. Sorry I haven't been posting.

Butterfly Kisses

2008-06-21T17:49:10-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 92, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-21-08, Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

Yup, men are scumbags. Sorry for not posting in a while.

White Kittens in Little Dressings

2008-06-21T17:34:36-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 212, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-21-08, Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

I'll write up a summary later. Tell me what you think. Sorry for not posting in a while, check my bio for descriptions.

The Simply Beautiful Poem

2008-06-21T17:10:27-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 253, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-21-08, Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder." That's really what I was going for here. Again, sorry for not posting recently. Details in my bio, first paragraph.

Man and Woman

2008-06-21T17:04:56-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,354, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-21-08, Published: 6-21-08
Status: Complete

This is the title for right now, for lack of a better one. If you have an idea, please tell me. Sorry for not posting in a while, I've been busy, there are details in my bio.

The Bird and Flower

2008-04-02T12:38:55-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 57, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-2-08, Published: 4-2-08
Status: Complete

Another Holocaust poem that I wrote in class. I think it's pretty good. Opinions?

Tombstone

2008-04-02T12:33:46-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 52, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-2-08, Published: 4-2-08
Status: Complete

A story about death, obviously.

Uncivil War

2008-04-01T16:43:15-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 138, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-1-08, Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

A story about the American Civil War...or any civil war, for that matter.

Little Black Bird

2008-04-01T13:36:39-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 115, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-1-08, Published: 4-1-08
Status: Complete

A poem about slavery. I'm getting out of my writer's block, so I'll be able to write more, hopefully. Anyways, opinions please?

Sky of Faded Smoke

2008-03-31T13:34:21-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 178, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-31-08, Published: 3-31-08
Status: Complete

Out of all of the Holocaust poems I've written recently, I think this is my favorite. Opinions, please?

Send Your Thank You

2008-03-18T15:24:14-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 125, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-18-08, Published: 3-18-08
Status: Complete

Yet another Holocaust poem. How many am I going to write? I have no idea. Opinions please?

Ironic

2008-03-18T15:14:03-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 162, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-18-08, Published: 3-18-08
Status: Complete

Another Holocaust poem I wrote while in school. I have too much free time on my hands in class. Heh. Anywho, opinions?

The Truck

2008-03-12T12:26:09-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 32, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-12-08, Published: 3-12-08
Status: Complete

A short Holocaust story I wrote in class.

Cyclops No Longer

2008-03-10T13:10:31-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 164, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-10-08, Published: 3-10-08
Status: Complete

Sorry I haven't been posting often. I'm in a writer's block...again. It stinks. Anyways, here's a little something I typed up.

Black and White, Black and White

2008-02-23T10:07:05-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-23-08, Published: 2-23-08
Status: Complete

I'm sorry that I haven't uploaded anything, other than this, in a while, everyone. And I'll think up a summary later, for the title is pretty self-explanatory.

The Birth of a Monster

2008-02-10T11:52:36-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,757, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-10-08, Published: 11-3-07
Status: In-Progress

Natalie Smith, young and smart, could have done anything with her life. This is the path she chose, clinging to every sweet word her master utters, hoping that one day she will become as beautiful a beast as he is, was obviously not the right one.

Little Faces, Happy Places

2008-01-26T14:13:38-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 331, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-26-08, Published: 1-26-08
Status: Complete

And All the Debts that have been Repaid [The title got cut off, and that's the end of the it.] Twisted little song for my twisted little readers. Gets a tad bit graphic, but it doesn't really describe WHAT he does.

He Smiled Like He Meant It

2008-01-24T12:32:12-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 424, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-24-08, Published: 1-24-08
Status: Complete

[I'll put a summary up later. Can't think of one now.]

Reunion of Sorts

2008-01-10T09:33:06-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 183, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-10-08, Published: 1-10-08
Status: Complete

Twisted little poem I thought up while having nothing better to do in school. [Yes, I thought it up in school. Weird, I know, but I never claimed normalcy.]

Not a Problem

2008-01-04T11:45:13-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 58, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-4-08, Published: 1-4-08
Status: Complete

Ah, can you tell I’m not much of a lover here? Ha.

Monster In The Basement

2007-12-22T22:35:33-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 152, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-22-07, Published: 12-22-07
Status: Complete

Another song. Tell me how badly it stinks.

Staining Roses

2007-12-22T16:55:42-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 60, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-22-07, Published: 12-22-07
Status: Complete

About a person who has lost her lover.

A Little Piece of Reality for ya

2007-12-22T16:44:37-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 236, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-22-07, Published: 12-22-07
Status: Complete

Please keep in mind, I'm not expecting this to be very good. I haven't written a rhyming poem in a long while, and even then it wasn't any good, nor was it as hard as a song is. Curious to see how it turns out.

Lost Senses

2007-12-10T14:27:23-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-10-07, Published: 12-10-07
Status: Complete

Just a story I wrote in school when I was bored.

Dear Daddy

2007-12-09T08:27:15-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 137, Reviews: 5 Updated: 12-9-07, Published: 12-9-07
Status: Complete

A child writting to her father who has died.

The Dollhouse Theory

2007-12-08T12:49:42-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 334, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-8-07, Published: 12-8-07
Status: Complete

I haven't written a short story in a long while, so here I am. About a girl telling how her life is like a dollhouse.

Sticks And Stones

2007-12-08T11:40:08-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 69, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-8-07, Published: 12-8-07
Status: Complete

Simple poem about words and what they can do.

MommyDaddy Time

2007-12-08T07:23:41-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 195, Reviews: 4 Updated: 12-8-07, Published: 12-8-07
Status: Complete

Still trying to get out of this writer's block.

When Darkness Fights Back

2007-12-07T12:53:08-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 2, Words: 389, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-7-07, Published: 12-7-07
Status: In-Progress

It's going to be a long poem of sorts, if I do decide to keep it going. I'd really like opinions on it so I know whether to keep it, trash it, edit it.

Emotional

2007-12-06T06:13:32-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 107, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-6-07, Published: 12-6-07
Status: Complete

Still trying to get out of my writers block and failing at personification, but what else is new?

Seasons

2007-12-05T18:08:55-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-5-07, Published: 12-5-07
Status: Complete

We were talking about winters and springs in English earlier this year, what they meant metaphorically and the like. Just thought I'd give it a whirl.

English?

2007-11-04T11:40:22-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 67, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-4-07, Published: 11-4-07
Status: Complete

About how mean and confusing the English language is. [I was bored. Sue me.]

The Voices

2007-11-02T20:31:22-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 160, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-2-07, Published: 11-2-07
Status: Complete

About a crazy person in confinements talking about the voices in his or her head.

Paint My Heart Black

2007-10-25T12:11:54-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 189, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-25-07, Published: 10-25-07
Status: Complete

Still working on a summary, seeing as the title is pretty self explanatory.

Dollhouse

2007-10-23T17:28:13-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 518, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-23-07, Published: 10-23-07
Status: Complete

Yet another one of my stories where a character is grieving, kind of, over a loss.

Bloodied Hands and Distorted Alibis

2007-10-23T13:58:26-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-23-07, Published: 10-23-07
Status: Complete

Just a little poem I wrote for no reason in particular. Hope you like it. By the way, if I wasn't bad enough for you in first person, you're going to love me in second person.

I'll Send my Heart to You

2007-10-23T13:34:45-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 138, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-23-07, Published: 10-23-07
Status: Complete

Title pretty much explains itself.

Just Sleeping

2007-10-23T12:25:19-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 115, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-23-07, Published: 10-23-07
Status: Complete

Seeing as I haven't been writing in a little kid's perspective in a long while, I decided to write this. It's about a girl who wants to her dad to wake up.

She's the Reason

2007-10-22T16:12:09-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 87, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-22-07, Published: 10-22-07
Status: Complete

A story about how a guy killed himself over a girl and the story behind it. I'm having trouble with a title here. Help me out?

Little Love Letter

2007-10-22T14:31:48-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 379, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-22-07, Published: 10-22-07
Status: Complete

I couldn't think of anything and I was getting tired of poems, so I wrote a little letter. It's not my best, but it's not my worst either.

Can I be the Girl this Time?

2007-10-22T13:26:38-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 137, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-22-07, Published: 10-22-07
Status: Complete

An almost sequel to Can I be the Guy this Time?. I just didn't want to favor one gender.

Movie Stars

2007-10-20T06:31:09-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 178, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-20-07, Published: 10-20-07
Status: Complete

Make way for the most pointless song, if you could call it a song, ever. Thank you, thank you. Hold your applause.

Writer's Block

2007-10-18T16:19:57-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 114, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-18-07, Published: 10-18-07
Status: Complete

What a weird name you have.

I'll be the Guy this Time

2007-10-18T15:30:18-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 11 Updated: 10-18-07, Published: 10-18-07
Status: Complete

I'm tired of being a girl. Why don't I be the guy? Just this once.

Mother

2007-10-18T14:55:06-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 233, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-18-07, Published: 10-18-07
Status: Complete

Leave me alone. You will never understand. Sorry in advance for my language. I cursed. A lot. Oops.

I'll Miss You

2007-10-18T14:36:50-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 169, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-18-07, Published: 10-18-07
Status: Complete

Not that you care anymore.

I Cannot Love Again

2007-10-17T15:23:16-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-17-07, Published: 10-17-07
Status: Complete

What abusive relationships do to the victim once they are over.

Living a Nightmare

2007-10-17T14:44:38-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 213, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-17-07, Published: 10-17-07
Status: Complete

Will this Hellhole ever end?

Cassee the Crazy

2007-10-15T14:29:17-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 414, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-15-07, Published: 10-15-07
Status: Complete

I am Cassee the Crazy. Bow before me if you want to keep your sanity.

I'm Standing

2007-10-13T12:17:53-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-13-07, Published: 10-13-07
Status: Complete

And you decide my fate.

Smile

2007-10-13T11:59:47-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-13-07, Published: 10-13-07
Status: Complete

You're dying. Smile.

Broken Hearts and Wilted Roses

2007-10-03T12:13:43-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 420, Reviews: 3 Updated: 10-3-07, Published: 10-3-07
Status: Complete

This is the first short story that I've written in a long while that was even close to decent. Finally! Anyways, it's about a girl whose boyfriend left her, leaving only twelve roses as a 'parting gift.'

A Lonely Muffin

2007-09-30T14:42:32-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 165, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-30-07, Published: 9-30-07
Status: Complete

All of the introductions of fairy tales I could think of, crammed into one story and lengthened a bit. Just goes to show you why I hate when books do things like that.

What if people were

2007-09-30T14:21:37-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 119, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-30-07, Published: 9-30-07
Status: Complete

A bunch of what ifs with random office supplies. Ha, ha. I'm having major title trouble here. Help me if you can please?

Monster Living With Me

2007-09-30T11:04:11-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 87, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-30-07, Published: 9-30-07
Status: Complete

I wrote it when I was mad at my something...I won't say who because it'll give away the ending. I'm over it now, but this helped out a lot. It was written in a child's eyes, or it was supposed to sound like it was anyway.

Mother's Voice

2007-09-25T16:17:46-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Poetry/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 234, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-25-07, Published: 9-25-07
Status: Complete

It's about a child who has lost her Mum. Meh, it's old. I found it, patched it up, and here it is.

Don't Tell Me

2007-09-25T15:42:27-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 156, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-25-07, Published: 9-25-07
Status: Complete

About a guy who is cheating on a girl. The girl knows, though she really doesn't much seem to care. Mehhhh.

Untitled Document

2007-09-25T15:41:21-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 123, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-25-07, Published: 9-25-07
Status: Complete

Probably one of the most random and completely pointless works of poetry out there...Please hold your applause.

Not Named Yet

2007-08-29T18:22:28-08:00

Author: Blissfully Sarcastic
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-29-07, Published: 8-29-07
Status: Complete

It's hard to type up a summary or name a piece like this without giving too much away. Help?