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I Hate Firefox

2008-08-30T17:24:17-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 483, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-30-08, Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

I really do. I hate it. This poem isn't particularly good, I just wrote it so everyone could know how much I HATE this flaming browser! Think of how much Hitler hated baby kittens and multiply it by ONE MILLION! That's how much I hate Firefox.

Dance, Dance, Dance: For there is no Tomorrow

2008-08-30T06:10:04-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 433, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-30-08, Published: 8-30-08
Status: Complete

Dance in the club of discontent, forget your problems and repent. Slash your skin with sweat and sin, leave and forget me; don't call me again.

Favourite things

2008-06-08T17:57:09-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 368, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-8-08, Published: 6-8-08
Status: Complete

A Parody of "Favourite Things" from the Sound of Music. About Video Gaming. If this sounds like an impossible combination, and you have a taste for insane, somewhat disturbing lyrics, have a read on :D.

Listen to the Heart

2008-06-06T19:38:31-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 189, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-6-08, Published: 6-6-08
Status: Complete

A Medical Parody of 'Listen to your Heart' - DHT Feat. Emdee . Written for the Med Revue at JCU, 2008.

Pack a Bra Next Time!

2008-04-19T18:48:24-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-19-08, Published: 4-19-08
Status: Complete

A good friend of mine went to a rather important political meeting wearing a revealing top and a short skirt. She thought it'd be a fantastic way to look youthful among a heap of old farts... but at the last minute she realised - she forgot to pack a bra!

Your Heart

2008-04-11T20:19:51-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 248, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-11-08, Published: 4-11-08
Status: Complete

For some time after you have lost something you believe in you can kid yourself into believeing that you've left it behind. Then you realise that you secretly never had... But there's a third stage: Acceptance. I know you didn't care.

When Feeling Unloved, Jesus Drinks Cheap Wine

2008-01-27T18:03:34-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 423, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-27-08, Published: 1-27-08
Status: Complete

Sometimes when everything seems right in a relationship, it all goes wrong. And when everything goes wrong, well... all you can do is look back on what happened and reminisce. Many thanks for any reads or reviews

On this day I realise my life is not worth living

2007-12-03T23:18:27-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 6, Words: 8,154, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-3-07, Published: 7-24-07
Status: In-Progress

Mary is a happy 16 year old with the world at her feet. She lives with her Mum, Dad and twin brother Ben. But as tragedy strikes Mary and her family her perfect life begins to collapse into a world of fear and hopelessness, led by the unholy disciples...

I am 18 Years Old

2007-11-28T14:42:11-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 285, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-28-07, Published: 11-28-07
Status: Complete

I wrote this when I turned 18. A now published reply to the author Sunshower. A writer far more talented than me

The Joys of Not Talking to People

2007-11-28T14:40:38-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 242, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-28-07, Published: 11-28-07
Status: Complete

I have no internet, so I can't talk to people who mean a lot to me, but who also bring me down, make me question myself and who do things out of my control. I can't help them. And it's a good feeling.

The Gospels of the PartyBoy

2007-11-16T23:31:08-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,354, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-16-07, Published: 11-4-07
Status: In-Progress

I am writing this Gospel, not to convert you, but only so that I can share with you the glory that our Lord brings to all of us. He will turn your water into wine, your sins into salvation and you darkest desires into reality. He is, the PartyBoy.

Our Greatest Sins are When We Stay Silent

2007-11-12T18:29:04-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 286, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-12-07, Published: 11-12-07
Status: Complete

A poem for a friend, to whom I just spoke to, saying things I regret, but would never take back.

Confessions of The DJ

2007-11-08T03:06:24-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 500, Reviews: 2 Updated: 11-8-07, Published: 11-8-07
Status: Complete

TheDJ writes to his last love, who left his heart and dancefloor forever.

Confession of another abandoned soul

2007-11-01T06:54:49-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 617, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-1-07, Published: 11-1-07
Status: Complete

Another slit on my wrists proves how wrong I was to ever think I could really be ok ever again.

Think of me, before you pop that ecstasy

2007-10-11T20:09:17-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 304, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-11-07, Published: 10-11-07
Status: Complete

A poem for a friend who keeps popping the E. Read and review please.

An Open Letter to the People who mean the most

2007-10-08T03:07:27-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 530, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-8-07, Published: 10-8-07
Status: Complete

You, the people who I have never met, are the people who tonight are most important to me. If you feel the same way, read my confession of my love for you, and I would love to know if you feel the same.

Ode to the Side Sex Queen

2007-10-01T02:55:13-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 509, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-1-07, Published: 10-1-07
Status: Complete

A parody of Girl all the bad guys want by Bowling for Soup. About a friend.

The DJ's Lament

2007-09-15T20:06:55-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 5, Words: 2,292, Reviews: 11 Updated: 9-15-07, Published: 9-15-07
Status: Complete

The DJ, in the overcrowded club, faces his one true love for the last time, and then watches her leave forever. A tale of a lost, abandoned love.

Why should I have to be the one to change for you?

2007-09-10T20:34:43-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 261, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-10-07, Published: 9-10-07
Status: Complete

A think about why I always have to be the one to act differently for a select few around me.

Med Revue Songs

2007-09-01T01:42:09-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 5, Words: 1,867, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-1-07, Published: 9-1-07
Status: Complete

Wanted to know what I've been writing, well it's a series of songs for the med revue at JCU, and I can now show them, because the Revue is so close to done, it won't make any difference if someone reads them.

Life

2007-08-13T19:26:42-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 286, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-13-07, Published: 8-13-07
Status: Complete

I wrote this for a friend of mine... but I really don't know what I was thinking that much when I wrote it... see what u make of it. Appreciates the R&R's.

In Memory

2007-08-09T05:08:18-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 244, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-9-07, Published: 8-9-07
Status: Complete

In Memory of a forgotten girl...

The Lecturer Is a Loser

2007-08-02T16:40:20-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 411, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-2-07, Published: 8-2-07
Status: Complete

I am a student in med school, and I'm in a lectuer, right now, listening to an idiot of a lectuer give a talk. Guess what I was doing...

Thnx 4 the MP3s

2007-07-29T03:33:10-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 381, Reviews: 3 Updated: 7-29-07, Published: 7-29-07
Status: Complete

My tribute to the free download sites of the internet, to the tune of Fallout Boy's Thnx 4 the Mmrs

Confessions of a Shrek the 3rd Hater

2007-07-17T21:32:20-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 284, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-17-07, Published: 7-17-07
Status: Complete

Liked my earlier efforts at Shrek parodies, such as How Dare you Betray Me? Well tak a look at this! Oh, and it's to the tune of Mamma Mia too, for all you ABBA lovers. . Please R&R!

Square Watermelons

2007-06-10T18:22:08-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 279, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-10-07, Published: 6-10-07
Status: Complete

Improvised Poetry...

How Dare You Betray Me!

2007-06-09T02:51:08-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 300, Reviews: 7 Updated: 6-9-07, Published: 6-9-07
Status: Complete

The ultimate betrayal in a relationship is here... laid bare for all eyes to read... read it if you dare...

Australian Sportsmanship

2007-06-08T18:25:21-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,503, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

A story I wrote for an assignment in high school, I thought it was ok. I'd really like feedback on this one thanks.

Song of a Lost Soul

2007-06-08T18:15:29-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 274, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

It's a song... I've got the chords at home :.

Sometimes

2007-06-08T18:14:30-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 277, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

Sometimes...

Breaking and Entering

2007-06-08T18:13:59-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 207, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

Self discovery? Maybe... or maybe I was just bored when I wrote this...

Politics

2007-06-08T18:13:18-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

About political correctness

Writers Block

2007-06-08T18:12:40-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

Yes, I had writers block.

News

2007-06-08T18:12:06-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 296, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

October 2004 was when I wrote this. It's all about what was on the news.

Passion

2007-06-08T18:11:24-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 216, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

It's about sex, for those playing along at home...

Ode to a Lost Friend

2007-06-08T18:10:41-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

A poem I wrote for a lost friend.

Lost Faith

2007-06-08T18:10:01-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 266, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

Lost Faith

Another Day

2007-06-08T18:09:16-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

Another Day

Belief Structure

2007-06-08T18:08:11-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 344, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

What I believe... or at least what I think I do... it's a bit political for my liking...

Where are you?

2007-06-08T08:17:26-08:00

Author: TheDJ
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 276, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-8-07, Published: 6-8-07
Status: Complete

I wrote this after the loss of a close friend.