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Killing Kevin

2009-10-14T19:05:26-08:00

Author: Loly Darko
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 4, Words: 23,574, Reviews: 16 Updated: 10-14-09, Published: 4-16-09
Status: In-Progress

My name is Kevin Panzer. I see butterflies everywhere I go and may be a serial killer.

Duties of the Double Dog

2009-09-27T13:33:30-08:00

Author: Loly Darko
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 13, Words: 65,458, Reviews: 56 Updated: 9-27-09, Published: 6-14-09
Status: In-Progress

A complete stranger has taken over my life and I think I've taken over theirs. All I know about this person is the fact that they've got serious guts - and that's all they know about me. Excuse me while I go to find a drag queen, now....

Dear Imagination

2009-09-27T13:33:09-08:00

Author: Loly Darko
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Humor
Chapters: 25, Words: 125,926, Reviews: 444 Updated: 9-27-09, Published: 6-22-07
Status: Complete

An angry, anthropophobic loner gets thrust into the world of typical teen socialization, aggravating freshmen and unbearable crushes when her new neighbors, a chatterbox and a bully, move in. A darker twist on the bad boy/good girl.

Just Like A Fruitcake

2009-05-16T06:05:40-08:00

Author: Loly Darko
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Chapters: 27, Words: 113,990, Reviews: 276 Updated: 5-16-09, Published: 7-17-08
Status: Complete

I said hi. He said he'd eat my eyeballs. I said to put his goggles on. He said he raped my cat. I said he's a cannibal Saiyan. He said he's a colorblind vampire. The psychic said we'd be gushing over each other by next year. Someone's lying.

Blue

2008-10-10T21:00:19-08:00

Author: Loly Darko
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 299, Reviews: 4 Updated: 10-10-08, Published: 10-10-08
Status: Complete

I like the color blue, I think it looks really good on me. Really short piece.

I've Got Serious Issues

2008-09-07T10:27:33-08:00

Author: Loly Darko
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/General
Chapters: 17, Words: 38,165, Reviews: 65 Updated: 9-7-08, Published: 7-3-07
Status: In-Progress

My brother's an asshole, my mom's depressed, her boyfriend is a rapist, and my best friend decided to become a whore. My only friends were trying to kill me earlier this year. Some still are. Why doesn't ANYTHING good happen to me? Because I suck.

Kylie Morrison: Untouchable

2008-07-16T14:40:15-08:00

Author: Loly Darko
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 59, Words: 161,650, Reviews: 106 Updated: 7-16-08, Published: 7-7-07
Status: Complete

Kylie learns how tough high school can be for a normal girl who happens to be under five feet tall; between the mannish girls that want her dead, a nutty coach with anger problems and her unnaturally pubescent friends, she's gotta find a way...!

Doing the Doodie Work

2008-06-24T17:49:09-08:00

Author: Loly Darko
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 24, Words: 59,115, Reviews: 95 Updated: 6-24-08, Published: 7-27-07
Status: In-Progress

Bevin's brother is schizophrenic and her neighbor's a...what?...what the hell is that? Life gets tough when the Paranormal Police stalk her, she hangs out with the school freaks and has a haircut that makes her identical to her whackjob brother.

The Nameless Story of a Boy and Girl

2008-05-13T20:00:01-08:00

Author: Loly Darko
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 9, Words: 9,558, Reviews: 10 Updated: 5-13-08, Published: 10-24-07
Status: In-Progress

Title says it all pretty well. First collaboration between FP writer NEStitch and I L. Darko.