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Reasons why I hate Trentsville

2009-08-21T04:15:17-08:00

Author: Catatonic Seiory
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Chapters: 9, Words: 47,421, Reviews: 100 Updated: 8-21-09, Published: 8-25-08
Status: In-Progress

Slash Noah has been brutalized by his hometown but now that he's back he's ready to take them all on - even when all of them means the demon who handicapped him, a soccer team full of 'werewolves' and and closet full of live hands...

Normality is Overrated

2009-04-03T21:24:36-08:00

Author: Catatonic Seiory
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Chapters: 2, Words: 8,020, Reviews: 9 Updated: 4-3-09, Published: 4-2-09
Status: In-Progress

Slash. Michael never considered himself normal. He never thought Adrian was normal either. So why did he ever think that the way they got together would be normal?

Mein Liebling

2009-04-01T03:15:36-08:00

Author: Catatonic Seiory
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 24, Words: 126,093, Reviews: 286 Updated: 4-1-09, Published: 7-19-08
Status: Complete

Slash. I'm Jewish and a guy wearing a swastika came into my backyard. Did I shoot him? Yes. Did he come back?... Yes...

Subtlety is why penguins hate Rick

2009-02-16T01:08:15-08:00

Author: Catatonic Seiory
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,446, Reviews: 5 Updated: 2-16-09, Published: 2-16-09
Status: In-Progress

Global warming is a problem... and penguins are dying... its all because of cigarettes, oxicodon, broken pieces of glass in my back, and because Rick won't eat the freakin hamburger... stupid cows. Slash.

Tell it like it is

2008-09-16T00:52:31-08:00

Author: Catatonic Seiory
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,160, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-16-08, Published: 9-16-08
Status: In-Progress

Slash. Erin hates dresses, Carter wants to know why his roommate has women's slips, and Jasper thinks he might have fallen for *her*. Well his mom will be happy... warning; cross-dressing and gender confusion.

Not a one night stand

2008-06-26T00:32:08-08:00

Author: Catatonic Seiory
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 11,363, Reviews: 39 Updated: 6-26-08, Published: 10-13-07
Status: In-Progress

Slash. I did not have sexual relations with that man!... Seriously, but he thinks we did, so he's out to get me, and my friends are helping him. So now I have to watch out for stalkers and GHB. This summer is fun!

Insignificant

2008-06-25T18:03:15-08:00

Author: Catatonic Seiory
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Fantasy/General
Chapters: 14, Words: 62,182, Reviews: 84 Updated: 6-25-08, Published: 8-4-07
Status: In-Progress

So I save a butterfly the other day... It came back to bite me in the ass, literally. Warnings slash, abuse and language.

Walls brought down

2008-04-19T20:21:13-08:00

Author: Catatonic Seiory
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,820, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-19-08, Published: 4-19-08
Status: Complete

Slash. Andrew likes Chase, a stubborn person he has picked on for years. Chase however, has some walls put up and Andrew's gonna need a sledgehammer and vicodin to get through them.

Something Unexpected

2007-09-03T02:24:06-08:00

Author: Catatonic Seiory
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 8,628, Reviews: 13 Updated: 9-3-07, Published: 9-3-07
Status: Complete

Alex and Riory have been friends for a long time. Now Alex realizes Riory likes him more then just a friend and wants a stronger relationship with Riory now. Only problem is Riory refuses to act like anything more then a friend to Alex. Warning slash.