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Lords Of The World

2009-07-26T15:28:09-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,177, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-26-09, Published: 7-26-09
Status: In-Progress

IN A WORLD where there are evil gods posing as humans, two boys and a squid are the only ones with the cajones to kill 'em all in every timeline. Courtesy of Alex Pirpitsakus

The World Of Men

2009-06-22T08:26:26-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,928, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-22-09, Published: 6-22-09
Status: Complete

An innocent peek into a crumbling cellar reveals a fate worse than death. I owe so much thanks to my dad, my love Bea, and Alex Pirpitsakus for help conceiving this story and the painstaking process of editing and reviewing.

The Library

2009-06-15T11:56:21-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Supernatural
Language: Spanish, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 925, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-15-09, Published: 6-15-09
Status: In-Progress

The Boston University Public Library is a strange place filled with wonders. When Juliette Wiltsie discovers the strangest boy in the world, and he vanishes into thin air, she finds herself plunged into the secrets of the library.

The Man With The Lonely Eyes

2009-06-14T21:40:16-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 680, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-14-09, Published: 6-14-09
Status: Complete

Liam is fascinated with the hobo down the street, imagining all kinds of tales about him. He promises himself that he's going to finally talk to him and offer a little kindness to his fellow human being.

A Cup Of Tea Solves Everything

2009-06-14T21:22:51-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 508, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-14-09, Published: 6-14-09
Status: Complete

Sebastian lives a dull life. One cup of tea later and he's a changed man.

The Forlorn Tale Of Lord Emmer Hoofd

2009-06-14T21:14:03-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 655, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-14-09, Published: 6-14-09
Status: Complete

Doctor Emmer Hoofd is about to die. Lucky for us, no one likes him. Lucky for him, he doesn't like us.

Moonlit Masquerade

2009-06-14T21:11:58-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-14-09, Published: 6-14-09
Status: Complete

Feet pounding the earth, watching the moon above.

Paranoid Android

2009-05-17T07:23:43-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,252, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-17-09, Published: 5-17-09
Status: Complete

I may be paranoid, but not an android. The denizens of a small cafe cause a man to slowly lose his mind.

The Black, Burlap Sack

2009-04-08T19:51:42-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Fable
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,304, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-8-09, Published: 4-8-09
Status: Complete

Deep within the forest lies the cure, but will Marsette make it out alive?

Le RendezVous Cauchemardesque

2009-01-19T17:45:49-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Humor
Language: French, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 745, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-19-09, Published: 1-19-09
Status: Complete

J'ai écrit cette histoire pour ma classe française. J'espère que vous l'aimerez.

Canis Lupus Familiaris

2008-12-26T08:54:10-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Action
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Adventure
Chapters: 4, Words: 2,205, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-26-08, Published: 12-21-08
Status: Complete

The Cantinians conspire to "take care" of a pesky barking dog.

The Art Of Dying

2008-11-23T11:43:39-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 163, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-23-08, Published: 11-23-08
Status: Complete

Just another day at the Cantina.

Jumping At Shadows

2008-10-26T08:39:49-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Mystery
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,043, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-26-08, Published: 10-20-08
Status: Complete

Lep arrives at the Cantina to find it deserted and worse, a wreck. Something fishy is about. Tune in to find out!

Tales From The Cantina: Part V

2008-06-29T20:29:43-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 377, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-29-08, Published: 6-29-08
Status: Complete

JW bought a new book, and Data thinks he may have read it before. Sax finds a problem.

Tales From The Cantina: Part IV

2008-06-29T18:27:04-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 817, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-29-08, Published: 6-29-08
Status: Complete

There's something different about Data.

O! Discordia

2008-05-09T13:30:05-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,089, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-9-08, Published: 5-9-08
Status: Complete

Douglas Adams-esque humour and a wee bit of my own flavor of writing, mixed with the parodical Discordian religion, and voilà! An old, hated man is haunted in his dreams by someone called Greyface.

The Cantina: The Mime Wars

2008-04-22T04:11:47-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Chapters: 14, Words: 21,250, Reviews: 8 Updated: 4-22-08, Published: 8-27-07
Status: Complete

Mimes are amassing an army of spectacular proportions. It is up to the Cantinians and the newly-arrived Ben Gambon to save the establishment... and the world.

Beware of Darkness

2008-04-09T17:10:30-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 796, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-9-08, Published: 4-9-08
Status: Complete

Beware of religious symbolism. Inspired by the George Harrison song, although the plot has its roots in one of my dreams.

I Remember Jeep

2008-04-05T15:44:14-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,570, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-5-08, Published: 4-5-08
Status: Complete

This story, like all good stories, begins with a dog...

The Trees

2008-02-27T15:17:54-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Fable
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,738, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-27-08, Published: 2-27-08
Status: Complete

In the quiet town of Tull, not all is as it seems. Rated mature for violence and language.

Tales From The Cantina: Part Two

2007-11-10T08:39:01-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 231, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-10-07, Published: 11-10-07
Status: Complete

What goes on in the Cantina when no one's around?

World's Best Coffee

2007-11-10T07:35:22-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 281, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-10-07, Published: 11-10-07
Status: Complete

The delicate relationship between myself and... coffee. [College Admission Essay]

Rain

2007-10-24T19:10:04-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 21, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-24-07, Published: 10-24-07
Status: Complete

Just some random thoughts from Creative Writing that I turned into a poem.

Tales From The Cantina: Part I: Shades of Grey

2007-08-26T18:54:32-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 669, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-26-07, Published: 8-26-07
Status: Complete

The Cantina is home to a number of philosphical arguments, the most important being the spelling of "grey."