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Tales From The Cantina: Part V

2008-06-29T20:29:43-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 377, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-29-08, Published: 6-29-08
Status: Complete

JW bought a new book, and Data thinks he may have read it before. Sax finds a problem.

Tales From The Cantina: Part IV

2008-06-29T18:27:04-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 817, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-29-08, Published: 6-29-08
Status: Complete

There's something different about Data.

O! Discordia

2008-05-09T13:30:05-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,089, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-9-08, Published: 5-9-08
Status: Complete

Douglas Adams-esque humour and a wee bit of my own flavor of writing, mixed with the parodical Discordian religion, and voilà! An old, hated man is haunted in his dreams by someone called Greyface.

The Cantina: The Mime Wars

2008-04-22T04:11:47-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Chapters: 14, Words: 21,250, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-22-08, Published: 8-27-07
Status: Complete

Mimes are amassing an army of spectacular proportions. It is up to the Cantinians and the newly-arrived Ben Gamon to save the establishment... and the world. Rated M for language in later chapters.

Beware of Darkness

2008-04-09T17:10:30-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 796, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-9-08, Published: 4-9-08
Status: Complete

Beware of religious symbolism. Inspired by the song by George Harrison, although the plot stems from a dream that I have had.

I Remember Jeep

2008-04-05T15:44:14-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,570, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-5-08, Published: 4-5-08
Status: Complete

This story, like all good stories, begins with a dog...

The Trees

2008-02-27T15:17:54-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Fable
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,738, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-27-08, Published: 2-27-08
Status: Complete

In the quiet town of Tull, not all is as it seems. Rated mature for violence and language.

Tales From The Cantina: Part Two

2007-11-10T08:39:01-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 231, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-10-07, Published: 11-10-07
Status: Complete

What goes on in the Cantina when no one's around?

World's Best Coffee

2007-11-10T07:35:22-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 281, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-10-07, Published: 11-10-07
Status: Complete

The delicate relationship between myself and... coffee. [College Admission Essay]

Cantinians Against Sanity

2007-10-24T19:13:24-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 48, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-24-07, Published: 10-24-07
Status: Complete

Refer to The Star Wars Cantina: The Mime Wars.

Rain

2007-10-24T19:10:04-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 21, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-24-07, Published: 10-24-07
Status: Complete

Just some random thoughts from Creative Writing that I turned into a poem.

Tales From The Cantina: Part I: Shades of Grey

2007-08-26T18:54:32-08:00

Author: Thaddeus Halstead
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 669, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-26-07, Published: 8-26-07
Status: Complete

The Cantina is home to a number of philosphical arguments, the most important being the spelling of "grey."