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The Inexplicable State of Being There

2009-12-08T21:31:37-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 20, Words: 80,322, Reviews: 775 Updated: 12-8-09, Published: 12-4-08
Status: Complete

Brody Hansen and I, we had a system. I didn't like him and he didn't like me, but we both liked watching each other undress. That's just what happened when you gave good-looking, hormonal teenagers bedroom windows that faced each other. Full sum inside.

This Is Nothing

2009-11-21T12:01:42-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,627, Reviews: 6 Updated: 11-21-09, Published: 11-21-09
Status: Complete

Sequel to "Start Again." Jett writes back. Take your f-cking starting again and shove it up your ass. Slash one-shot.

Start Again

2009-11-17T23:53:13-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,284, Reviews: 4 Updated: 11-17-09, Published: 11-17-09
Status: Complete

Actually, I wanted to tell you a story about what it’s like. It's like I died and went to hell. MxM slash. Oneshot. Writing a letter was never this hard.

It's The Zombie Apocalypse

2009-10-30T22:27:45-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,663, Reviews: 5 Updated: 10-30-09, Published: 10-30-09
Status: Complete

Wrote it for a Creative Writing Club contest. It's supposed to be a horror contest, but this isn't scary, so... er... I fail? Anyway. The zombies are coming! Run! Wait, don't, because zombies never tire and they will eat your brain! Slight slash. Oneshot.

Escaping The Closet

2009-10-12T20:51:42-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,862, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-12-09, Published: 10-12-09
Status: Complete

And the car, and the fire, and the hobo, and the ER, and the Russian Mob... This is not bad luck. This is insanity. "Only YOU would come out the day AFTER National Coming Out Day." Slash. M/M. One-shot. Kind of crack!fic-y.

Reformationists in Love

2009-10-06T20:04:11-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,234, Reviews: 14 Updated: 10-6-09, Published: 10-6-09
Status: Complete

Written by my friend, because AP Euro... can get a little sexual? Luther/Zwingli slash. I know. But trust me, here. It's butt-f/cking hilarious. Oneshot. Rated for a REASON. As the author himself would say, "Yum."

Perfectly Natural, Naturally Perfect

2009-09-10T00:00:04-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,299, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-10-09, Published: 9-10-09
Status: Complete

Just getting everyone in the James and Cameron mood before -if- I post Changing The World. How James and Cam got together, right here. Thxgvng, 2008. MxM slash. One-shot. TISOBT universe. Can be read separately from TISOBT.

Heartless

2009-09-06T14:34:05-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 896, Reviews: 7 Updated: 9-6-09, Published: 9-6-09
Status: Complete

How James and Cameron of TISOBT broke up. M for non-graphic, but still entirely there, reasons. Bisexuality. Mentions of slash. Complete. "Long distance relationships never work out anyways."

Of Course

2009-08-22T01:09:32-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,351, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-22-09, Published: 8-22-09
Status: Complete

Het oneshot. I know, I'm full of surprises. Patrick and Jamie are used to being on their own. But every time their mom leaves, Patch gets increasingly worried. What if next time she doesn't come back? Of course, the boys will always have Mica. Of course.

Waiting For Justin Jameson

2009-08-15T22:16:27-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Drama/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,843, Reviews: 18 Updated: 8-15-09, Published: 8-15-09
Status: Complete

MxM slash one-shot. "Are we just like, friends-with-benefits? Or are you actually going to have the balls to call yourself my boyfriend?" And of course, the drama ensues for Chris and Justin. Rated for a reason, though not an entirely graphic one.

Grounded With a Chance of Breakup

2009-08-14T22:21:34-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,303, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-14-09, Published: 8-14-09
Status: Complete

MxM slash. One-shot. Ellis is GROUNDED. No phone, no internet, no visitors... so how's he supposed to tell Jesse that he didn't REALLY want to break up? Uh-oh. Problem. Rating for language. /For Subconscious-Flirt/

It'll Be So Epic

2009-06-14T21:48:45-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Suspense/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 456, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-14-09, Published: 6-14-09
Status: Complete

A birthday present for a Mexichondriac. Oh, yeah, that's right, I said it. Based on a true story. Tu eres un gringo. Lo siento.

The Future Doesn't Make Much Sense

2009-05-02T21:36:49-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,069, Reviews: 11 Updated: 5-2-09, Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Keegan's been trying to talk to Spencer all week, but Spencer's been avoiding him. What could be the cause of this sudden... avoid-y-ness? That's what Keegan wants to know. Maybe if he follows Spencer around long enough, he'll find out. Oneshot. Slash.

The Wicked Child

2009-04-16T23:14:06-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,877, Reviews: 13 Updated: 4-16-09, Published: 4-16-09
Status: Complete

Elijah invites his friend Peter to his house for Passover Seder. With a million aunts, uncles, and cousins, not to mention his parents, Bubbe, and Zeyde, what could possibly go right? But maybe Peter likes him in spite of all that. Oneshot. MxM slash.

So Perfectly Taught

2009-04-09T16:47:03-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,583, Reviews: 19 Updated: 4-9-09, Published: 4-9-09
Status: Complete

Luke's family is a little less than liberal. But what's a curious Catholic boy to do? Shouldn't he find someone to answer his questions? Hmm. Maybe Dev has some of the answers...? Fluff. Oneshot. MxM slash. Rated for language.

Just Like That

2009-03-31T21:26:43-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Family/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,650, Reviews: 8 Updated: 3-31-09, Published: 3-31-09
Status: Complete

Ryan's trying to figure out what's wrong with his brother, while also dealing with his love for his best friend Sara, all while watching baseball and hoping to go to the Sadie Hawkins' with someone halfway decent. Poor Ryan. Fluff. Het and Slash. Oneshot.

Disneyland Is Not Responsible

2009-03-17T19:44:07-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,899, Reviews: 18 Updated: 3-17-09, Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

... For Any Lost Or Stolen Boyfriends. Freak-of-Spade's March challenge. Patrick and Owen get lost in Disneyland. This could either be the most romantic night of their lives... or it could be a complete disaster. MxM slash, one-shot.

All I Ask Is That You'll Be There

2009-03-01T21:11:03-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 406, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-1-09, Published: 3-1-09
Status: Complete

This is a kind of random poem-y thing. It's slash. Everything about one makes the other sick. But sometimes love is more than having things in common. T for some language.

Perfect Asian Superstar

2009-02-21T20:08:41-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,904, Reviews: 9 Updated: 2-21-09, Published: 2-21-09
Status: Complete

Perfect Asian Superstar. That's who Patrick is. To his parents, to his teachers, to everyone. But when he decides to tell his parents that he likes boys, how will they react? More importantly, how will his best friend's brother react? MxM slash one-shot.

Gay As His Wristband

2009-02-19T14:25:21-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 986, Reviews: 11 Updated: 2-19-09, Published: 2-19-09
Status: Complete

x"Which, if you didn't notice, is a rainbow."x Stupid fluffy MxM one-shot. What else do I write anymore? Jon's staring at the new kid's wristband... and, now that you mention it, at the rest of him. Hmm. What could happen? Not FLUFF! No. Of course not.

Facing His Piano

2009-02-19T14:05:12-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,581, Reviews: 10 Updated: 2-19-09, Published: 2-19-09
Status: Complete

Dark to fluff. Kelley plays piano. Brendon listens. MxM slash one-shot. "Kelley sat beside him, cross-legged, facing the back wall of the theater, examining the layers of curtains that hid it. Facing his piano." Different than my normal style. Enjoy.

Chipmunk Cheeked Chase

2009-02-18T17:51:38-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 965, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-18-09, Published: 2-18-09
Status: Complete

x"It's not the same without the alliteration."x Poor Chase has his wisdom teeth removed, resulting in... well, a swollen mouth, for one thing. Luckily, Pete's there to help him out. An MxM slash, fluffy, pointless one-shot. The usual. Enjoy.

Somewhere Hiding Underneath

2009-02-17T15:53:21-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Romance/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,795, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-17-09, Published: 2-17-09
Status: Complete

For Freak -of- Spade's February challenge. Harper feels, sometimes, like he doesn't belong. When he finds a boy who comes from a place so different than his, what will Harper do to make him fall in love? Slash. Oneshot. M for freakish sexual references.

Your buttons are done up wrong

2009-02-15T16:37:32-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,108, Reviews: 8 Updated: 2-15-09, Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Sam and Luke have some fun with the girls outside their dorm room at boarding school. Fortunately for their prank, these girls have big imaginations. Sort of slash if you look closely. Pointless oneshot. Enjoy. T for sexual references.

This Is For Real

2009-02-14T17:09:00-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 2, Words: 5,143, Reviews: 12 Updated: 2-14-09, Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Two Valentine's Day oneshots. The first is het, the second slash. For everyone who wants some fluff on the fourteenth. It's all about love, Spanish, and maybe even dancing in the middle of the street. Enjoy.

Being The Submissive One

2009-01-21T21:45:49-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,447, Reviews: 17 Updated: 1-21-09, Published: 1-21-09
Status: Complete

Nicky has some issues with being the one who cares more. What's it going to take for Adam to prove he truly loves his slightly dense little boyfriend? Mindless fluff. They use this kind of fluff at Build a Bear. No joke. Oneshot, MxM slash. T for language

The Ryan Look

2009-01-02T22:59:40-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,522, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-2-09, Published: 1-2-09
Status: Complete

His eyebrows shot into his bangs and he looked at me out of the corners of his honey colored eyes, and his mouth twisted into a cross between a smile and a reprimand. That was the Ryan Look. And sometimes, it made me kind of love him. M/M, fluff, oneshot

Behind the Sea

2008-12-30T11:45:56-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,546, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-30-08, Published: 12-30-08
Status: Complete

Max has a problem called obsession. A Ryan Ross obsession. But there comes Ethan, hoping he can change that. Oneshot, not a songfic, MxM slash. But it's harmless, fluffy, cutesey type slash. Enjoy.

Wishful

2008-12-25T16:52:04-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,621, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-25-08, Published: 12-25-08
Status: Complete

Sequel to Thankful. Stephanie goes to Braden's house for Christmas... what could happen once you involve the beautiful next door neighbor, mothers drunk on eggnog, and some mistletoe? A lot, apparently. Oneshot, very fluffy. Enjoy.

Maybe Truths and Half Lies

2008-12-12T19:22:21-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,644, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-12-08, Published: 12-12-08
Status: Complete

x"Just because you're the only other homosexual I know doesn't mean I'm going to fall for you."x Shawn has known Aiden since, well, forever. But if there's anything worse that proving himself wrong, it's definitely proving Aiden right. Slash. oneshot.

And You're into Chocolate Spoons

2008-12-06T22:35:59-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 772, Reviews: 11 Updated: 12-6-08, Published: 12-6-08
Status: Complete

My first attempt at Slash. Jason decides to let Russ know exatly HOW obvious one can be. And maybe he'll discover what purpose chocolate spoons have on the way. Then again, maybe not. Oneshot. Harmless fluff.

Cecily

2008-12-01T22:49:29-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,172, Reviews: 7 Updated: 12-1-08, Published: 12-1-08
Status: Complete

She helps them write their songs, and she's in love with their lead singer. What's the most cliched thing that could happen? Having to write a love song... for herself. Fluffy and pointless as usual. Been working on this on and off for awhile. R&R, please

Thankful

2008-11-27T23:03:58-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,445, Reviews: 19 Updated: 11-27-08, Published: 11-27-08
Status: Complete

Stephanie's liked Braden for quite some time now. Here's what happens on Thanksgiving, when it's time to find out what they're truly thankful for. Fluffy, pointless, you know the drill. Readers appreciated, reviewers loved. Oneshot.

Just Do It

2008-11-25T19:16:37-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,948, Reviews: 13 Updated: 11-25-08, Published: 11-25-08
Status: Complete

x"The kiss could have been described as sweet or innocent. Except for the fact that Jack had a girlfriend. And I wasn’t her. Rewind. I want to explain how all of this happened."x fluffy fluff fluff. pretty cute, i think. oneshot. r&r, if you please.

Just So

2008-11-11T21:33:01-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,662, Reviews: 25 Updated: 11-11-08, Published: 11-11-08
Status: Complete

x"The problem with Aaron Aderholt was that he was just so..."x Mia can't stand him. Or so it seems. Maybe there's more to her hatred than meets the eye? Fluffy oneshot. It's all about forgiving, maybe, but never forgetting.

What's a picture worth?

2008-09-15T19:56:13-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 971, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-15-08, Published: 9-15-08
Status: Complete

Colin and his camera; Marina and her notebook. All four by the dock at sunset. What could possibly happen? Oneshot, fluffy, cute. Please read and review.

Of Buses and Blind Dates

2008-08-20T14:07:42-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,401, Reviews: 12 Updated: 8-20-08, Published: 8-20-08
Status: Complete

Rae wishes she could sit alone on that crowded bus. Jonathan has different ideas. Pointless fluff, but well written if i do say so myself. please read and review.

Is this what they're teaching you kids nowadays?

2008-06-07T14:59:02-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 3, Words: 258, Reviews: 11 Updated: 6-7-08, Published: 2-23-08
Status: In-Progress

A collection of various, humorous poems written in my various, nonhumorous classes. I hope you enjoy! Please read and review!

Eyes of the Sky

2008-05-27T22:06:20-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 826, Reviews: 7 Updated: 5-27-08, Published: 5-27-08
Status: Complete

Chloe was looking at the sky, which was an interesting shade of blue that night. Random, pointless fluff. Oneshotness. Cute and romantical. Please read and review!

A Game He Could Win

2008-05-18T13:38:16-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,168, Reviews: 12 Updated: 5-18-08, Published: 5-18-08
Status: Complete

Joey was awful at video games. Kevin watches as his little sister looks at Joey and sees that maybe this time, Joey has found just the game for him. One chapter, pointless fluff. Pretty awesome, if I do say so myself. Please read and review!

Painting Gray Walls Blue

2008-05-18T13:02:37-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 855, Reviews: 14 Updated: 5-18-08, Published: 5-18-08
Status: Complete

Eileen is doing the laundry one night, thinking about how ugly the washroom walls are, when she gets an unexpected visitor. One chapter, pointless fluff, very very fun. Please review.

What is love, anyways?

2008-04-22T19:27:09-08:00

Author: big.break.and.laryngitis
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 250, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-22-08, Published: 4-22-08
Status: Complete

A bunch of random stuff... mostly just me trying to sort out my jumbled thoughts. Pretty poetic effect, though, if I do say so myself. R&R, if you please.