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Something Spicy

2007-10-14T12:21:06-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 538, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-14-07, Published: 10-14-07
Status: Complete

Chicken wings, spicy sauce, beer, and torture. That pretty much sums up this story.

A lude conversation

2007-10-14T12:17:20-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 668, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-14-07, Published: 10-14-07
Status: Complete

Two friends discuss the other's late night activities. Just how far will one go not to have kids?

Stewy

2007-10-14T12:14:26-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 221, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-14-07, Published: 10-14-07
Status: Complete

A conversation piece where a friend asks for some advice about a problem he's having. Just what is his problem? Read to find out.

Dear Mom and Dad

2007-10-14T12:12:54-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 341, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-14-07, Published: 10-14-07
Status: Complete

A letter I wrote to my parents that I'm posting for some reason. I'm sure some of you have sent stranger letters...

Something Funeral

2007-10-14T12:09:56-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,469, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-14-07, Published: 10-14-07
Status: Complete

My girlfriend invites me to meet her family at a funeral. Things go from awkward to weird rather quickly. Seriously, her family's messed up. Read it to find out just how much so.

A day in the life of me

2007-10-14T12:07:25-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 274, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-14-07, Published: 10-14-07
Status: Complete

This is a brief summary on what it's like to be me. Or is it? Perhaps its just gibberish.

And now its time to test the pencil

2007-09-26T17:15:05-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 680, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-26-07, Published: 9-26-07
Status: Complete

Nonstop writing to test a pencil's comfort capabilites. My mind is frightening.

Something Cat

2007-09-23T22:26:32-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,939, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

Owen is trapped in his friends apartment with blood thirsty cats. Warning: Don't read this if your a cat philanthropist. Because I killed a lot of cats.

Oh my God Brian what did you do to your dog?

2007-09-23T20:33:41-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 775, Reviews: 3 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

Seriously, what the hell did you do to your dog?

Something Zombie

2007-09-23T20:22:17-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 819, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

Zombie reenactors delve into their roles with gusto. Angry drunks do as well. A zombie walk of homocide ensues.

Do you ever play any games while driving?

2007-09-23T18:24:38-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 618, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

A conversation about driving etiquette. Don't splash others, don't play games, and don't hit children. All of these rules are broken.

A Special Report

2007-09-23T17:46:45-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 529, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

People are hiring the homeless to exact their revenge. What is the city to do? We bring you a special news report with Kirk Masters.

The Touchers

2007-09-23T17:44:23-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 648, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

Some people desperately yearn for physical contact. Some of them work at gas stations. They've touched you.

The Jar

2007-09-23T17:40:25-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 687, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

An old story about how I couldn't bring myself to penetrate the smooth surface of a brand new jar of peanut butter.

The End

2007-09-23T17:39:36-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 455, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

The end was coming soon. And I knew it. I wasn't crazy and even if I was.......................................................................................................................................................................................

Something Christmas

2007-09-23T17:38:21-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,175, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

A Santa Clause regales his fellow inmates on how St. Nick ended up in jail. Something was slipped into his drink causing an incident. Just what happened anyway?

Shopping

2007-09-23T17:37:26-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,637, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

A man finds the perfect woman. He proceeds to stalk said woman. An incident occurs in the check out line. A young boy is marked for life.

Mice

2007-09-23T17:36:42-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 365, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

A very short story written in 8 minutes during English Composition. It's about some crazy mice and a paranoid man. You should just read it.

Meter Maid

2007-09-23T17:35:31-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 690, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

College student comes out of class to find parking ticket being issued prematurely. An arguement ensues. Back up is called. And tragedy occurs.

Something Gross

2007-09-23T17:33:56-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 509, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

Matt tells his friend about the presents he made for his teachers on the last day of school. This one might make you dirty. So be sure to bring a towel.

Let Me In

2007-09-23T17:26:48-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 370, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

Don't do as the title suggests.

A Night With the Babysitter

2007-09-23T17:25:09-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,812, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

A young child is left with a difficult situation when his babysitter....well maybe I shouldn't say.

Good Deeds

2007-09-23T17:21:02-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,715, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

Bruce does a good deed. Bruce tries to do more good deeds. Bruce learns that helping others is a bad idea.

Church Agenda

2007-09-23T17:20:11-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 610, Reviews: 0 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

Sometimes you just shouldn't go to church.

A Painful Awakening

2007-09-23T17:18:18-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,187, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

This is a completely true story about when I woke up one morning with a testicle strangling itself. I have to say, worst experience of my life.

Deadly Distractions

2007-09-23T17:16:36-08:00

Author: Something Indecent
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,014, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-23-07, Published: 9-23-07
Status: Complete

Fast food employee is enticed by a woman's perfume. As he approaches his body has a deadly reaction.