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Sympathy For The Zombie

2009-11-26T15:44:58-08:00

Author: Aleksy The Flying Onion
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 36, Words: 73,804, Reviews: 205 Updated: 11-26-09, Published: 9-26-07
Status: In-Progress

Lilian, lost soul and sarcasm aficionado, ventures into a city that's teeming with zombies. Creepy commanders, a guitar player turned mercenary, and jokes made at the expense of the undead ensue.

Can I Keep You?

2009-09-12T22:51:30-08:00

Author: Aleksy The Flying Onion
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 955, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-12-09, Published: 9-12-09
Status: Complete

“So now that we've established that I'm dead, is it cool if I hang around here?” “Hmm, well, I guess that depends. How long do you intend to stay?”“Um. Probably for...eternity.”“Oh. Right.” Humorous one-shot about a ghost and his host. All dialog.

Angels in Strange Places

2009-07-08T22:16:57-08:00

Author: Aleksy The Flying Onion
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 4, Words: 21,107, Reviews: 24 Updated: 7-8-09, Published: 6-1-09
Status: In-Progress

Dexter's life is pretty humdrum, which makes her wonder if something beautiful will ever cross her path. Murderous bandits and a greedy, ruthless politician soon batter Dexter's town and sanity. Can she prevail, even with the help of a saint?

The Mirror Appeal of Dysfunction Heroics

2009-01-01T14:08:22-08:00

Author: Aleksy The Flying Onion
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 9, Words: 24,205, Reviews: 39 Updated: 1-1-09, Published: 9-4-08
Status: In-Progress

A disillusioned Holy and a suicidal Empath are the only allies Ashe has on her mission to avenge a slain king. Will demons, airships, and devious politics stand in her way? Contains within an unhealthy dosage of humor and gore. R&R returned! Don't be shy.

Under the Influence

2008-12-20T12:12:40-08:00

Author: Aleksy The Flying Onion
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Parody
Chapters: 11, Words: 4,273, Reviews: 28 Updated: 12-20-08, Published: 12-8-07
Status: In-Progress

Imagine a place where your every thought is somebody else's. You're a marketing executive. A homicidal housewife. You're made up of tiny little lives from all around the world, and this is your story.

A Flower Said

2007-10-24T08:37:27-08:00

Author: Aleksy The Flying Onion
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 141, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-24-07, Published: 10-24-07
Status: Complete

With little but belligerent steps, frustrated demonstrations of those who wed the sky. In dreams, a flower wept Harsh scenes of distant stars.

Abberation Grey

2007-10-14T18:30:17-08:00

Author: Aleksy The Flying Onion
Category: Fable
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 460, Reviews: 6 Updated: 10-14-07, Published: 10-14-07
Status: Complete

The sign does not say East and it does not say West. It does not need too, because the direction is not important to those who walk along that road.