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You know You're A dot dot dot

2008-09-06T20:09:45-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 372, Reviews: 28 Updated: 9-6-08, Published: 7-24-08
Status: In-Progress

This is just a funny blurb about how to tell when you are a something, like an author or an avid reader or something like that. R&R!

Comedy of Grammatical Errors

2008-07-11T22:30:44-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 12, Words: 1,077, Reviews: 88 Updated: 7-11-08, Published: 2-4-08
Status: In-Progress

-HAITUS- If you hate grammar as much as I do, you'll enjoy this. R&R!

My 55word Stories

2008-06-18T10:25:14-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 26, Words: 1,430, Reviews: 147 Updated: 6-18-08, Published: 12-14-07
Status: In-Progress

-HAITUS- It's a simple idea. ... You write a complete story using only 55 words. Here is my collection of humorous and ironic ones. Reviews always appreciated!

The Musher

2008-06-17T18:28:35-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,045, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-17-08, Published: 6-17-08
Status: Complete

Malantha has been running her entire life. She has always been hated, so how come The Musher loves her? There is only one way to find out: R&R!

Mr Increvable

2008-05-30T17:16:17-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-30-08, Published: 5-30-08
Status: Complete

Increvable is french for puncture proof, but it is pronounced similarly to "Incredible". A superhero parody.

Little News Report

2008-05-18T14:32:44-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 244, Reviews: 6 Updated: 5-18-08, Published: 5-18-08
Status: Complete

This is just a short satire that I wrote, please be honest when/if you review. If you review you get a cookie! Unless you flame me, then I will use you to cook cookies to lure in potential reviewers! Three-do-loo!

Street Sign Comments

2008-05-07T19:06:22-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 374, Reviews: 17 Updated: 5-7-08, Published: 3-9-08
Status: Complete

A collection of quotes from real street signs, in the USA, that I can't help but make fun of. ... R&R!

Empty

2008-03-27T17:16:54-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-27-08, Published: 3-27-08
Status: Complete

He's not in the manger, he's not on the cross, he's in our hearts! Thank God our hearts aren't empty anymore! R&R, Read and Rejoice!

I Decide

2008-03-25T12:41:55-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 61, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-25-08, Published: 3-25-08
Status: Complete

I'm not sure if this really classifies as poetry, but I wrote this a few years ago and don't you know, I found it at a time of great troubles in my life.

Writer's Block

2008-03-24T06:03:58-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 34, Reviews: 15 Updated: 3-24-08, Published: 3-24-08
Status: Complete

It's sad AND true ...

The Book of Light

2008-03-06T12:08:25-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Tragedy/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 171, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-6-08, Published: 3-6-08
Status: Complete

A convicting poem to all us Christians out there. Nobody's perfect, but we need to love with the love of our God instead of just look down. I'm talking to myself as well. Please, R&R!

A Batman Parody

2008-02-22T12:30:14-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Parody/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 409, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-22-08, Published: 2-22-08
Status: Complete

This is just a random parody I did where I took Batman and Robin and exchanged them with my two dogs. WARNING: This is EXTEREMLY random! MWHAHAHAHAHA! R&R!

America

2008-02-22T12:08:17-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 140, Reviews: 10 Updated: 2-22-08, Published: 2-22-08
Status: Complete

This is a poem I wrote about how "America the Beautiful" is outdated and should be replace. R&R!

Ten Things I've Learned From my BFF

2008-02-06T09:10:53-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 120, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-6-08, Published: 2-6-08
Status: Complete

This is about friendship and what it teaches you. ... R&R!

Meet the Rodentia Family

2008-01-21T08:57:34-08:00

Author: The.Wizard.Pen.Dragon
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 406, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-21-08, Published: 1-21-08
Status: Complete

The rodents of the world, or at least of one none descript city, must unite to fend off half a dozen cats who are surely their doom, but who can they trust? Find out! Then ... R&R!