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The Seven Alphas

2009-11-23T13:16:36-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 16, Words: 60,384, Reviews: 384 Updated: 11-23-09, Published: 9-23-08
Status: In-Progress

He was going to be joining the Alpha males that ruled the school. He was adamant on being my friend. His 'buddies' were adamant on finding him the 'perfect' girlfriend. All the girls wanted to be that girl. The backstabbing begun because the hunt was on.

The Teen in Seventeen

2009-10-31T16:56:41-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,879, Reviews: 23 Updated: 10-31-09, Published: 10-31-09
Status: Complete

You have to be a very cool person to go ‘Trick or Treat-ing’ at seventeen. Way cool.

Dr Pepper, What's the Worst that Could Happen?

2009-09-05T13:26:21-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,905, Reviews: 17 Updated: 9-5-09, Published: 9-5-09
Status: Complete

“You don’t want to drink that,” I said. The stranger raised an eyebrow in question. I pointed at the drink he was holding. “That’s Dr. Pepper. The slogan's ‘what’s the worst that could happen?’ but you've seen the ad; the 'worst' is always worse...er.”

Not So Cliché

2009-08-25T09:44:14-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 3, Words: 9,119, Reviews: 55 Updated: 8-25-09, Published: 12-28-08
Status: In-Progress

You’ve heard of the shy girl and the jock guy who met and fell in love right? Well I know that story pretty well. No, it didn’t happen to me but my best friend. I just watched from the sidelines. Sucks being me huh? That's what I thought too...

Falling in Love: Queen Bee Style

2009-08-14T07:26:08-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,470, Reviews: 15 Updated: 8-14-09, Published: 8-14-09
Status: Complete

Even the mean popular girls have love lives. Oneshot.

Crazy About Wishes

2009-07-30T04:51:14-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,834, Reviews: 22 Updated: 7-30-09, Published: 7-30-09
Status: Complete

He was the boy that wore all black. I was the girl that made my own luck. We were both quite odd. "You're the reason I'm still crazy," I told him. He looked at me eyebrow raised. "Me?" he asked. "Yeah," I said grinning. "I'm CRAZY 'bout you."

Learn to Live a Little

2009-07-24T15:44:35-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 7,539, Reviews: 27 Updated: 7-24-09, Published: 7-24-09
Status: Complete

He was the silent, brooding type - tall, dark and handsome. He was the kind of guy my mother constantly told me to steer clear of. I didn't think twice as I hopped onto his motorcycle. Well, I guess it was a good thing I wasn't a mummy's girl. Oneshot.

A Two Way Game

2009-07-08T03:24:37-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 12,089, Reviews: 18 Updated: 7-8-09, Published: 7-8-09
Status: Complete

O.S. "You want ME to seduce HIM for YOU?" Nina always knew her best friend, Sasha, was messed up in the mind. Nina had no idea what Sasha saw in Joseph Michaels...then she saw him looking all adorable in a top with a bunny on it. That changed everything.

Wendy's Wonders in Wonderland

2009-05-26T14:45:55-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,881, Reviews: 18 Updated: 5-26-09, Published: 5-26-09
Status: Complete

The Valentine’s Day theme was really getting to my head. “I like kissing,” I blurted out to him. “Well I would, if I had someone to kiss,” I rambled on. He just grinned and leaned in. I think we all know what happened after that... ONESHOT

Not Spidey Senses, Chocolate Senses

2009-05-11T13:35:54-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,007, Reviews: 20 Updated: 5-11-09, Published: 5-11-09
Status: Complete

I kissed a random stranger that gave me chocolate. Hey! Don't look at me like that, it was a good piece of chocolate, and I was craving! "You taste like chocolate," he said to me thoughtfully. Well duh, I did just eat the thing. "Got any more?"

A Year to Live and Love

2009-04-11T08:02:17-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 9, Words: 24,556, Reviews: 117 Updated: 4-11-09, Published: 4-12-08
Status: In-Progress

I'm afraid to say you have a year to live," the doctor said sadly. I blinked. I heard gasps around the room. My stomach grumbled. "Huh," I said pondering this. "Can you tell me where the cafeteria, please?" Not what you'd think I would say? Oops? -Hiatus-

The Best Friend of the Brother

2009-02-03T17:06:09-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,932, Reviews: 27 Updated: 2-3-09, Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

When a guy tells you he likes you, you can do a number of things. For example kiss him or tell him you like him back. But you do not, and I repeat NOT, demand him take it back. Oneshot.

Hey Juliet

2009-01-25T09:26:13-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,292, Reviews: 19 Updated: 1-25-09, Published: 1-25-09
Status: Complete

He was the hot new guy, just a piece of eye-candy. That was until he started singing to me. “I think you’re fine. You really blow my mind, I just want you to know I wanna’ be your Romeo…hey Juliet!” My name’s Robin, but who cares! He wants to be my Romeo!

Mistletoe Hung

2008-12-25T16:54:09-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,787, Reviews: 50 Updated: 12-25-08, Published: 12-25-08
Status: Complete

Tradition is that the two people standing underneath mistletoe must kiss. So we did just that. I mean, tradition is tradition. Lets just put aside the fact that it was with the guy who read your diary out to your entire class, why break tradition right?

I Miss Your Head

2008-10-28T16:21:34-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,884, Reviews: 28 Updated: 10-28-08, Published: 10-28-08
Status: Complete

ONESHOT “God I miss sitting next to you. Dammit, I even miss the pain I get on my shoulder when you rest your head on it for an hour straight!” he said. I frowned and then gasped, "Are you trying to say I have a big head? Are you calling me FAT?"

Chinese Whispers

2008-10-13T15:38:37-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,604, Reviews: 30 Updated: 10-13-08, Published: 10-13-08
Status: Complete

So he told me he loved me through a game of one-on-one Chinese Whispers. I should be estatic, I mean he's gorgeous, AND the perfect guy-next-door cliche. But there's just only one problem...He's gay...so tell me, how does this work again? ONESHOT

Catch Me When I Fall

2008-10-08T13:45:49-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,666, Reviews: 34 Updated: 10-8-08, Published: 10-8-08
Status: Complete

It was silly, it started off with a trust exercise...nearing the end of the year! He was going to catch me when I fell, and you know what? I was going to let him catch me. He's caught me twice, so third time's the charm right? FLUFFY ONESHOT

Are You Stalking Me?

2008-10-03T16:52:01-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,050, Reviews: 29 Updated: 10-3-08, Published: 10-3-08
Status: Complete

She went to the bookstore to watch him read. She hated reading. She must have been one dedicated stalker to sit there for forty minutes pretending to read while just itching to run her hands through his gorgeous afro. Hell, she had to be VERY dedicated.

Dear Annie

2008-09-25T15:11:59-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Chapters: 4, Words: 12,814, Reviews: 35 Updated: 9-25-08, Published: 8-14-08
Status: In-Progress

Annie has a secret admirer. Within the months she receives letters from 'A Silent Witness' she grows wary and afraid. Who is this guy? And what's with the possessiveness? Annie soon finds out that this 'lover' of hers is closer to her than she thinks...

Babysitting Dramas REWRITE!

2008-09-14T15:27:59-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,437, Reviews: 9 Updated: 9-14-08, Published: 9-14-08
Status: In-Progress

I've known him my entire life. My mother has been trying to set us up for my entire life. I've grown to dislike him my entire life. So when I'm babysitting his little sister, why is it he's the one that keeps me company? And why do I actually like it?

Babysitting Dramas

2008-09-13T07:43:51-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 22, Words: 71,040, Reviews: 383 Updated: 9-13-08, Published: 3-22-08
Status: Complete

Edens mum's forcing her to baby-sit the sister of the popular-jerk/hottie in her school. Not only is Eden having to babysit AND hang out with the jerk, but it's all part of their mother's plan to try and set them up together...this might get hell-ish...

He Stole, She Stole

2008-08-06T18:04:06-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,926, Reviews: 41 Updated: 8-6-08, Published: 8-6-08
Status: Complete

I stole his latte, he stole my cab. I stole his pen, he stole my diary. I stole his umbrella...he stole my heart. It’s funny how fate works out. ONESHOT

Commercials

2008-08-04T14:22:37-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 832, Reviews: 23 Updated: 8-4-08, Published: 8-4-08
Status: Complete

He kissed me. I said nothing. He walked away. I called after him, 'You forgot something'. He looked at me coldly and asked 'What' I gazed up at him and whispered, 'This'. With that, I kissed him. SHORT ONESHOT

Envy Me, Envy You

2008-06-29T11:31:04-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,324, Reviews: 17 Updated: 6-29-08, Published: 6-29-08
Status: Complete

She was beautiful, he was not. She was envied, he was not. But above all this talk from people, she saw something in him...something he could not see....Beauty.

My Summer at Skinny Camp

2008-06-09T12:24:24-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 7,149, Reviews: 26 Updated: 6-9-08, Published: 5-20-08
Status: In-Progress

So we’ve all heard of Fat Camp, but have you ever heard of Skinny Camp? Well it’s where all the super-skinnies go to so they can be fat...never heard of it before, have you? HIATUS, SORRY GUYS!

The Same Time Everyday

2008-05-29T12:30:54-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,197, Reviews: 24 Updated: 5-29-08, Published: 5-29-08
Status: Complete

I would see you at the same time everyday, sitting on the bench, sketching. You'd look up and smile at me. I didn't know what you were drawing, but you were always there. But then, that one day, you weren't there, and all I wanted to know was why? ONESHOT

My Summer Love

2008-05-20T15:47:32-08:00

Author: Hopelessly Cliche
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,702, Reviews: 13 Updated: 5-20-08, Published: 5-20-08
Status: Complete

He was my summer love. Just a ‘fling’ I said when I had to go. Now, two summers on, and he’s the only guy on my mind and I’m going back to his town this summer...back to where I met my first summer love... ONESHOT