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2009-05-16T16:16:42-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 4, Words: 454, Reviews: 29 Updated: 5-16-09, Published: 5-5-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. You gotta see this.

HKEYLOCALMACHINEFUBAR

2009-05-15T16:39:25-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-15-09, Published: 5-15-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. "The brother cut the notched black ear from the dead bull and trotted over with it to Romero."

Salt

2009-05-15T14:18:48-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 55, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-15-09, Published: 5-15-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Did anyone. . . .ahh. . . .did anyone think to take a picture?

Dodging the Wavepulse

2009-05-15T14:02:36-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 64, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-15-09, Published: 5-15-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Temporary fix.

Spring Idyll

2009-05-15T13:43:53-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 40, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-15-09, Published: 5-15-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Life is looking up.

Transit of Thailand Toyland

2009-05-15T13:37:59-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 75, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-15-09, Published: 5-15-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Skeptic in oak.

Tomorrow Everything is Different in America

2009-05-14T20:02:00-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 51, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-14-09, Published: 5-14-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Autolytic conservatism melts again, and again, and again, and again.

On Beginning to Write 'Conscience'

2009-05-13T19:08:07-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,251, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-13-09, Published: 5-13-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. How'dy do dat?

Conscience

2009-05-13T18:56:31-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 244, Reviews: 5 Updated: 5-13-09, Published: 5-13-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. The Devil made me do it.

Square Clouds

2009-05-13T10:15:36-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 48, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-13-09, Published: 5-13-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Unfluffy.

Out of Phase Blues Polyakov's Blues

2009-05-12T13:07:01-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 613, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-12-09, Published: 5-12-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Long vibrations, resonance, etc.

Single Dads and Daughters

2009-05-12T07:01:35-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 56, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-12-09, Published: 5-12-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Lean cuisine, indeed.

Skip

2009-05-10T16:56:51-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 122, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-10-09, Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Content to be a fool for you.

Lens

2009-05-10T16:05:02-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 479, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-10-09, Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. The party you are trying to reach does not accept unsigned transmissions, scumbag.

What Kinds of Robots

2009-05-10T14:40:07-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 78, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-10-09, Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Homeothermic bronze skins under a golden sun.

Faithless Melanthius

2009-05-10T08:38:24-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Western/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 275, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-10-09, Published: 5-10-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Not the crater on Tethys, in case you were wondering.

Revelatory Visions

2009-05-09T07:31:19-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 290, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-9-09, Published: 5-9-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Christmas angels on building facades.

So What

2009-05-08T14:25:46-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Western/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 41, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-8-09, Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Like, linguistic noise and fatalistic fads. You know?

Before Battle

2009-05-08T06:25:10-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 194, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-8-09, Published: 5-8-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Duty.

In Fact

2009-05-07T08:56:01-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 120, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-7-09, Published: 5-7-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Rain on the Danube.

The New City

2009-05-07T06:18:32-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 659, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-7-09, Published: 5-7-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Trip, stumble, summer, fall.

Impossibly Structured Bits of Found Art

2009-05-06T11:19:51-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 143, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-6-09, Published: 5-6-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Low tide of milk.

This is Gone

2009-05-05T10:51:00-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 118, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-5-09, Published: 5-5-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. This must be nude Berlin.

Pressing and Sliding Coins in Pockets

2009-05-05T10:34:35-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 113, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-5-09, Published: 5-5-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Fun house Vishnu.

Where Were You?

2009-05-05T09:44:44-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 883, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-5-09, Published: 5-5-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Hey Pharaoh, let my people go to a go-go.

Porch

2009-05-04T20:09:00-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 265, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-4-09, Published: 5-4-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Lightweight words.

Listen

2009-05-04T19:44:29-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 72, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-4-09, Published: 5-4-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Spying.

These Sad Hearts

2009-05-03T19:45:11-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 431, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-3-09, Published: 5-3-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. I'm perfectly okay with atheists. Anyway, it's probably more important that God believes in you than that you believe in Him, and I'm sure He does. Someday maybe you'll thank Him for that.

Gregarious, WebFooted, LongNecked Shenanigans

2009-05-02T10:35:15-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 52, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-2-09, Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Sometimes freckles, or fine-grained obsidian, or stripes. Piebald. Left arm burnt red. Or.

Bluetongue

2009-05-02T10:08:34-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 78, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-2-09, Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Blackbeard and Redbeard and. . . .

Articulation of Joints Joints

2009-05-02T09:35:09-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 319, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-2-09, Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Talking about the glory of your breathtaking brown eyes in syn ovial language.

InterAtomic Lightning Strikes, Phantom Etc

2009-05-01T10:07:08-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 338, Reviews: 3 Updated: 5-1-09, Published: 5-1-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. A little bit out of my mind and stuff.

Circus

2009-04-29T05:27:53-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-29-09, Published: 4-29-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Clowning around.

Cerberus

2009-04-28T05:55:08-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Adventure
Chapters: 36, Words: 138,447, Reviews: 12 Updated: 4-28-09, Published: 3-26-09
Status: Complete

Novel, 2007. Computer network-interfaced humans and synths confront a non-Terran biosphere. Genomicist Christina Diamora has one week to crack an alien genetic code and plumb the physiological and ecological secrets of a planet.

He Knows Your Needs

2009-04-27T06:29:54-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-27-09, Published: 4-27-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Taking a longer view.

Kinetosis

2009-04-26T01:35:23-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-26-09, Published: 4-26-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Picture them in blue water fishing for marlin.

Aladdin's Cave

2009-04-25T07:54:33-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-25-09, Published: 4-25-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Most dear.

Whispers

2009-04-24T22:00:43-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-24-09, Published: 4-24-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. You know what's right.

She's Magic

2009-04-24T11:59:36-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 344, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-24-09, Published: 4-24-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Hocus pocus lost my focus.

Our Intended Labor

2009-04-23T21:13:44-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 151, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-23-09, Published: 4-23-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Rum road and riches.

On Crutches, and Off

2009-04-23T12:09:07-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 63, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-23-09, Published: 4-23-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Stilted, wooden prose. For Tyth.

Lords of Chaos

2009-04-23T10:35:26-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 119, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-23-09, Published: 4-23-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Frenzied dance.

Animist Doctrine

2009-04-23T10:12:15-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 170, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-23-09, Published: 4-23-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Hot claustrophilia.

The Floyd's Legendary Aural Vortex

2009-04-23T09:44:15-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-23-09, Published: 4-23-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Retracting the ribs, the white ones with no head dip in.

Tumor Dogs

2009-04-23T09:11:36-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-23-09, Published: 4-23-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Poppy field invitations, investigations, evocations, and self-explorations.

Lights That Fade

2009-04-22T23:28:02-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-22-09, Published: 4-22-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Cygnus would pursue such a one as Leda, verily to the ends of the earth.

The Red World Locks On

2009-04-22T10:41:51-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,082, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-22-09, Published: 4-22-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Red shift.

Koan

2009-04-21T17:34:56-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 36, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-21-09, Published: 4-21-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Playin' for keeps.

Galileo, Copernicus, Darwin, Etc

2009-04-20T19:38:50-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 7 Updated: 4-20-09, Published: 4-20-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. So far.

The Date Palm

2009-04-19T17:33:47-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 146, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-19-09, Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. But once they drew breath, and their hearts beat, too.

Voices in Flames

2009-04-18T17:21:25-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 124, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-18-09, Published: 4-18-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Truly, we are blessed.

My HushHush Orison

2009-04-17T16:33:01-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 174, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-17-09, Published: 4-17-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. You've seen those washing machines, I bet.

Dogged Tenacity, to the End

2009-04-15T09:53:24-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 208, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-15-09, Published: 4-15-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Tell them to bear down.

The Human Measure

2009-04-14T09:35:34-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 4 Updated: 4-14-09, Published: 4-14-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. The metric system for those with more cartilage than rachis.

Smoke or Smog

2009-04-13T22:44:30-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 77, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-13-09, Published: 4-13-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Tramping Cossacks with cataracts.

Glued Back Together

2009-04-11T22:15:44-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 485, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-11-09, Published: 4-11-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. The light in the stone.

Broken Mirrors

2009-04-11T18:57:02-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 3 Updated: 4-11-09, Published: 4-11-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Just. My bad. Luck.

Johannes Climacus in Theory and Practice

2009-04-11T16:47:04-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 194, Reviews: 5 Updated: 4-11-09, Published: 4-11-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. And uncertain to what degree you should be skeptical of Kierkegaard.

Wind Monster

2009-04-10T18:53:03-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Family/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,802, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-10-09, Published: 4-10-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Maybe I can't read so well right now.

Broken Prometheus

2009-04-09T08:22:57-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 203, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-9-09, Published: 4-9-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Sturm und Drang.

Sound and Light

2009-04-08T08:01:15-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 262, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-8-09, Published: 4-8-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. You know the breakers keep rollin' in and crashin' down. Bends your head.

Either Or Well

2009-04-05T19:07:02-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 278, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-5-09, Published: 4-5-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. All tomorrow's yesteryears.

Men

2009-04-05T10:45:51-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Western/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 224, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-5-09, Published: 4-5-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Kinds of work.

Fetch

2009-04-03T10:22:22-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 0 Updated: 4-3-09, Published: 4-3-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Musicbiz with foultemper bring back my bonney to me.

Stand

2009-04-03T09:27:33-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 2 Updated: 4-3-09, Published: 4-3-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Sit down and be discounted.

Roaring

2009-04-01T20:00:36-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-1-09, Published: 4-1-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Furious steam.

First Light

2009-04-01T00:39:07-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 140, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-1-09, Published: 4-1-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. With conviction.

Embrace

2009-03-28T15:06:25-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 193, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-28-09, Published: 3-28-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Come here.

Blue

2009-03-28T08:23:00-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 163, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-28-09, Published: 3-28-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Pervasive tint.

A Small Gift

2009-03-26T06:48:07-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 66, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-26-09, Published: 3-26-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Tis better to give than to receive.

Susurrus

2009-03-25T23:36:14-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-25-09, Published: 3-25-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Hinterlands of despair.

Last Cake Walk

2009-03-25T22:29:11-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 311, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-25-09, Published: 3-25-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Severe anxiety dreams.

Tempest

2009-03-25T11:14:34-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-25-09, Published: 3-25-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Unresisting.

True You

2009-03-24T17:14:39-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 134, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-24-09, Published: 3-24-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. When you least expect it.

Fortress

2009-03-23T20:26:04-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 201, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-23-09, Published: 3-23-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Never tell a lie.

Here Comes the King

2009-03-23T15:14:22-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 299, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-23-09, Published: 3-23-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. There'll be plenty of beer for Christmas.

Long Roads to Stumble Along

2009-03-21T20:02:23-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 46, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-21-09, Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Only one song.

Ice

2009-03-21T19:00:02-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,411, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-21-09, Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

Short story, 2009. Fracture in time.

You Know Them When You See Them

2009-03-21T02:02:35-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Western/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 512, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-21-09, Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. It's no secret.

100dot7 parenth Best I Can Do parenth stupid fp!

2009-03-19T15:32:57-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 67, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-19-09, Published: 3-19-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Head spinning dedication to the craft.

Doing My Bit for Viral Evolution

2009-03-19T12:33:49-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 125, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-19-09, Published: 3-19-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Peplomer piñata.

cherry red

2009-03-17T22:05:36-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 50, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-17-09, Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Now I lay me.

Black as Night

2009-03-17T10:48:02-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 216, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-17-09, Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Saturnine berceuse.

Fountain

2009-03-17T09:02:40-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 264, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-17-09, Published: 3-17-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. In a quiet vale.

Harvesting the Dead

2009-03-16T13:50:13-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,566, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-16-09, Published: 3-16-09
Status: Complete

Short Story, 2009. Boo.

Dream Awake

2009-03-15T07:24:13-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-15-09, Published: 3-15-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Just a rant.

Your Name

2009-03-11T07:16:00-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-11-09, Published: 3-11-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Not Dasher, Dancer, Prancer. . . .etc.

Pianissimo Stochastic Accretion

2009-03-10T18:11:29-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 51, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-10-09, Published: 3-10-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. "Songs that voices never share."

Memo From the Bureau of Forensic Reconstruction

2009-03-10T17:49:14-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 350, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-10-09, Published: 3-10-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Scrap metal girders recycled overseas, returning as bright and shiny new consumer goods. Dance, Siva, dance, and we celebrate in the rain-washed streets.

Limulus

2009-03-07T16:03:09-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-7-09, Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Underbrain.

Ash Snowfall Building Crowns Tip Over and

2009-03-06T16:47:18-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 4 Updated: 3-6-09, Published: 3-6-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Scales and a luxurient, filmy slime layer.

Eye to Eye

2009-03-03T05:58:56-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 79, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-3-09, Published: 3-3-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Conviction. Convicted. Convicts.

The Devil's Danse

2009-03-01T21:01:13-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-1-09, Published: 3-1-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Growing other kinds of eyes, or scraping the mud off the old ones.

Getting the Groceries

2009-03-01T08:45:57-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 133, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-1-09, Published: 3-1-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Shop around.

A Body Not One's Own

2009-02-25T16:21:20-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 119, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-25-09, Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Gagged and bound for glory.

Happy Clever Minds

2009-02-25T14:26:59-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-25-09, Published: 2-25-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. But most of you would put them in a different order, I'm sure, until it was too late.

Credibility Suicide

2009-02-24T15:40:32-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Western/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 9,160, Reviews: 6 Updated: 2-24-09, Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Lines2009.100k'sofusersadvertisingprofitsneedonlymaintainsitescornfulabjectderision4writers,callousdisregardisdainfulduplicitousdismissalgoldbrickingmechanicaudacioustraightfacedpropoundinghecantbbothered2repairyourcar4automotivereasonsdisrespectfulshame.

Antenna

2009-02-24T15:30:49-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 199, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-24-09, Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. What burning worlds have passed through Brian's eyes?

Reach Out Your Hand

2009-02-24T15:29:59-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 217, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-24-09, Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Papyrus authority.

Cheap Hurts

2009-02-24T15:29:10-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 194, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-24-09, Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Eye blood.

Go and Be Free

2009-02-24T15:28:14-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 405, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-24-09, Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Hymn.

Summer

2009-02-24T15:27:12-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 114, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-24-09, Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. The deep ocean has seen more of human beings than you'll ever imagine. Give us warmth and compassion.

If You Don't Know

2009-02-24T15:25:59-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 154, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-24-09, Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Harder maybe than you might think.

Now That I Have Found You

2009-02-24T15:25:00-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 122, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-24-09, Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. When Destiny speaks across multitudes of channels.

Jesus Wept

2009-02-24T15:24:06-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 200, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-24-09, Published: 2-24-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Sometimes compassion, unnoticed and unexpected.

Caravans and Clams

2009-02-21T17:12:43-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 504, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-21-09, Published: 2-21-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Real men don't get paper cuts.

What Can a Poor Boy Do?

2009-02-20T16:28:31-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 30, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-20-09, Published: 2-20-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. You say you want a revolution.

Story of My Life

2009-02-20T16:14:51-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 34, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-20-09, Published: 2-20-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Nor Turgenev, nor Dostoyevsky, nor Dickens, nor Rushdie coulda written this. Well maybe Rushdie.

Pencil or Rope

2009-02-20T15:45:12-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 150, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-20-09, Published: 2-20-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Cos tyth. Caustic myth. Crawfish wish. Splish. Clicking claws and mandibles. Jangle jingle. Tangles. Jungle tumble. Cybernetic time sequence evolution of process families. Coffee and a burro.

Angels Weeping

2009-02-19T17:37:29-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 207, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-19-09, Published: 2-19-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. For frail flesh and bone.

The Monsters

2009-02-18T18:31:43-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 268, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-18-09, Published: 2-18-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Don't mess with my loved ones.

Beyond Orbit's Warranty

2009-02-18T17:10:19-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Western/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 269, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-18-09, Published: 2-18-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Manna still fiery hot from terminal velocity of reentry.

Lion's Tears

2009-02-18T16:24:45-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 100, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-18-09, Published: 2-18-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Bowling balls and human pins.

Number 27

2009-02-18T07:51:06-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 110, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-18-09, Published: 2-18-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Chronicles of the idealistic, foolish dead.

Flash Memory

2009-02-17T07:50:40-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 96, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-17-09, Published: 2-17-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Nonvolatile; careful with those beta-blockers.

Cloud Palaces

2009-02-17T05:29:19-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 71, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-17-09, Published: 2-17-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Maya.

Your Heart

2009-02-15T20:54:29-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-15-09, Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Well.

Slow Crumpling of Tensile Strength

2009-02-15T06:31:54-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 44, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-15-09, Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Something my Grammar mighta sed.

Rockies

2009-02-15T05:18:45-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 256, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-15-09, Published: 2-15-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Stone Age Cult'ure.

Zed

2009-02-14T08:01:07-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Western
Chapters: 1, Words: 81, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-14-09, Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. A/N: Patti Smith, "Zug Island."

Yonder Passes Tyche

2009-02-14T07:19:42-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-14-09, Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Don't try to pet her dog.

Xavier

2009-02-14T00:32:13-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Western
Chapters: 1, Words: 198, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-14-09, Published: 2-14-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. The Pimería Alta.

Withstanders of Slanderers and Panderers

2009-02-13T09:00:17-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-13-09, Published: 2-13-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Jack and Bobby, '91.

Vedic Enchantment

2009-02-13T05:01:29-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 397, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-13-09, Published: 2-13-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Visnu in his Buddha mask deludes the red-faced demons.

Uses, Useless, Ulysses, Unity, Unite, Untie

2009-02-12T08:34:40-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Western/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 508, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-12-09, Published: 2-12-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Blazing Harar sun.

Timothy Leary WaterSkiing Behind Leviathan

2009-02-11T22:58:12-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 209, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-11-09, Published: 2-11-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Sub-lethargic lullaby.

Stars on the Stage

2009-02-11T09:01:49-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 297, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-11-09, Published: 2-11-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Dark shadows moving before the bright screen.

Rubies and Golden Snakes

2009-02-11T07:59:16-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Mystery/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 349, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-11-09, Published: 2-11-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Down along the cove.

Queen of M'm'm'myofibrillar Integration

2009-02-10T18:25:35-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 206, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-10-09, Published: 2-10-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Neil sang "Rapid Transit."

Perfidious Legerdemain: Goliath the WorldShaker

2009-02-09T17:43:49-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 791, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-9-09, Published: 2-9-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Sigh. Another tired tirade about God.

Omphalocele Repair Shop No Waiting

2009-02-08T17:43:55-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 109, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-8-09, Published: 2-8-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. www. wreckedexotics. com/, and certain other broken items.

Nocturne

2009-02-08T17:09:38-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 106, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-8-09, Published: 2-8-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. The host of heaven waiting, waiting, grim, patient, unperturbed, on the sundered cloud bank, in D minor.

Modal Cure

2009-02-08T16:39:43-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 543, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-8-09, Published: 2-8-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Fingertip voices.

Locomotive Splash Down: Ooooff!

2009-02-07T15:38:30-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 48, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-7-09, Published: 2-7-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Splashing in oily rainbow puddles.

K

2009-02-06T15:13:31-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 80, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-6-09, Published: 2-6-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Kings and things and monkeys with wings.

J Hook Turn

2009-02-06T14:49:39-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Western/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 168, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-6-09, Published: 2-6-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Public pool cannon ball.

Imminent Complete Palmar Dilapidation

2009-02-05T16:32:45-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Western
Chapters: 1, Words: 153, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-5-09, Published: 2-5-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Boneless, tentacular fingers.

Idiot Cacoethes

2009-02-05T15:31:46-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 471, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-5-09, Published: 2-5-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. You don't dare.

23 Skidoo: A Novel

2009-02-05T13:49:25-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 24, Words: 42,102, Reviews: 7 Updated: 2-5-09, Published: 1-15-09
Status: Complete

Novel, 2009. "Easily among the most ill-considered and unreadable of all published novels. I know nothing comparable to it except Finnegans Wake." -- Anon.

Heuristic Disruption

2009-02-04T18:18:36-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 192, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-4-09, Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Does any of this make sense?

gynrummy

2009-02-04T15:55:24-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 805, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-4-09, Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Feminist revisionism.

Flour

2009-02-04T05:24:36-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Family/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 183, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-4-09, Published: 2-4-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Fine white powder with more holes than.

Errata

2009-02-03T22:00:16-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 175, Reviews: 1 Updated: 2-3-09, Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Oops.

Destiny Overthrows Every Refuge at Last

2009-02-03T21:04:12-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Western/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 200, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-3-09, Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Unstable and waiting to take form.

Cold

2009-02-03T05:36:15-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 4 Updated: 2-3-09, Published: 2-3-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Sad melodrama; character sketches, with lush strings.

Born Victorious

2009-02-02T05:38:19-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 456, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-2-09, Published: 2-2-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Triumph.

Avalon

2009-02-01T07:08:15-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Western/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-1-09, Published: 2-1-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Dreams of the black queen.

Invocation

2009-01-31T18:04:30-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-31-09, Published: 1-31-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Initiation rituals.

Black and Yellow

2009-01-31T09:47:20-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Western
Chapters: 1, Words: 456, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-31-09, Published: 1-31-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Stuck for years like this.

Calf Tongue

2009-01-31T07:57:30-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Family/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 220, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-31-09, Published: 1-31-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Mammal heat milk.

Beastly Business

2009-01-31T06:54:23-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 196, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-31-09, Published: 1-31-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Creamy in the imperial purple night.

Sausage Factory

2009-01-31T05:58:55-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 299, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-31-09, Published: 1-31-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. True meat, and glass chips.

Fluttering Gills

2009-01-30T13:26:30-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 308, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-30-09, Published: 1-30-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Real poetry, maybe.

Titans

2009-01-30T09:57:16-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 153, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-30-09, Published: 1-30-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Barbecued toad picnic.

Big Space Sky, Narrow Space Coffin

2009-01-30T05:34:48-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 40, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-30-09, Published: 1-30-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Stop waiting.

lazarus rising

2009-01-30T05:04:28-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 27, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-30-09, Published: 1-30-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Psychedelic contrails vomited out of hotfoot rockets.

Tormented Proprioception and Noisy Art

2009-01-29T08:25:09-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Western/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 333, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-29-09, Published: 1-29-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Stroking his chin, pondering the maps, Thomas Jefferson surely suspected.

Crisp

2009-01-27T19:23:08-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 40, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-27-09, Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Truths of omission.

Hyperglycemic Crisis

2009-01-27T17:59:10-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 42, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-27-09, Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Need insulin and emesis basin STAT.

The Motorcycles

2009-01-27T16:01:20-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-27-09, Published: 1-27-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Like rodeos.

This Riddle

2009-01-26T17:51:11-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 134, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-26-09, Published: 1-26-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Cures and diseases.

Coyote

2009-01-24T23:43:00-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Family/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 139, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-24-09, Published: 1-24-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Self-evident.

On White

2009-01-24T17:41:06-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Crime/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 147, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-24-09, Published: 1-24-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. My hand on yours.

On the Tiresome Voices of Myrmidons

2009-01-23T17:26:47-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 193, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-23-09, Published: 1-23-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Blame it on Zeus and Eurymedousa.

On Eight Hours of Cybernetic Dreams

2009-01-23T15:19:55-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Western/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 41, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-23-09, Published: 1-23-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Components, systems, components, etc.

On the Inside, on the Outside

2009-01-22T17:10:53-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 64, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-22-09, Published: 1-22-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Both hands pushing back at boundary conditions.

On Those Falling in Air

2009-01-22T16:47:32-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-22-09, Published: 1-22-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. God's breath smells like fresh mown grass.

On Resisting the Commercial Impulse

2009-01-20T05:31:30-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 67, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-20-09, Published: 1-20-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. The ad-ing MACHINE.

On Illimitable Severance

2009-01-19T23:53:38-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: War
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 129, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-19-09, Published: 1-19-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Oi! These are not historical, but psychological plays.

On the Panoramic Vision

2009-01-18T07:20:56-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 68, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-18-09, Published: 1-18-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. What's best.

On Complementary Chromosomes

2009-01-17T23:25:19-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 38, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-17-09, Published: 1-17-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Zest.

On Consoling Others

2009-01-17T21:52:22-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Family/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 269, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-17-09, Published: 1-17-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. It's a secret, so let's keep it between us.

On the Red or Black

2009-01-17T01:34:37-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Sci-Fi/Western
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-17-09, Published: 1-17-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Just another breeding song.

On Separation's Worthless Attendant Doubt

2009-01-12T07:09:55-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 51, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-12-09, Published: 1-12-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Volumes.

On Feedback, Maybe

2009-01-11T17:27:17-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 36, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-11-09, Published: 1-11-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Crazy Horse: noisy, distorted, downward spiral to ecstasy.

On HardFloored Wisdom's Palaces

2009-01-11T16:59:50-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Family/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 112, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-11-09, Published: 1-11-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Uncounted angel hair pasta strands, unblinking pupils entraining, of mayhap or the gauntlet, having been tossed.

On the Capacitor Potential

2009-01-10T15:10:20-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 57, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-10-09, Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Elementary electronics.

On Your Plotty Homestead

2009-01-08T19:19:06-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 72, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-8-09, Published: 1-8-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Not Potty.

On Private Nights

2009-01-04T06:19:51-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 500, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-4-09, Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Further deceptions in time and in space.

On Rubbing the Buddha's Belly

2009-01-04T01:38:40-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Friendship
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 210, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-4-09, Published: 1-4-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Perfect portions of spaghetti and red zinfandel.

Lines, 2008: Night Blooming Cereus

2009-01-03T11:32:57-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 51, Words: 10,908, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-3-09, Published: 11-29-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 2008: Tomorrow's Fairy Tales Today!

2009-01-03T11:18:29-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Horror
Chapters: 80, Words: 15,438, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-3-09, Published: 11-29-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 2008: Old Snapshots

2009-01-03T11:07:07-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Family/General
Chapters: 32, Words: 11,382, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-3-09, Published: 11-29-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 2008: The Alchemist's Basement

2009-01-03T11:05:01-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Work
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Mystery
Chapters: 44, Words: 10,563, Reviews: 4 Updated: 1-3-09, Published: 11-29-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 2008: Debris, Detritus, Djunk

2009-01-03T10:53:42-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 53, Words: 7,252, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-3-09, Published: 9-7-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 2008: Molecular Dreams

2009-01-03T10:47:28-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Suspense
Chapters: 32, Words: 6,101, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-3-09, Published: 11-29-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 2008: Diamond Deserts

2009-01-03T10:42:49-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Politics
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Adventure/Western
Chapters: 52, Words: 15,006, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-3-09, Published: 11-29-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 2008: Calculated Risks

2009-01-03T10:36:02-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Nature
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 19, Words: 2,495, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-3-09, Published: 11-29-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

On the Access Roads, and Off

2009-01-01T19:49:24-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Western/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 95, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-1-09, Published: 1-1-09
Status: Complete

Lines, 2009. Faster.

Short Stories, 2008

2008-11-29T21:17:35-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Drama
Chapters: 16, Words: 24,012, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-29-08, Published: 11-29-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 2008: Arcanum

2008-11-29T12:49:02-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Religion
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Supernatural
Chapters: 16, Words: 2,789, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-29-08, Published: 11-29-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Selected Readings From the Black and Blue Books

2008-09-20T01:02:42-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: School
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 34, Words: 3,904, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-20-08, Published: 9-19-08
Status: Complete

Lines, 1981-1990. Collection not for the squeamish, or those with taste.

Iredien in Koven

2008-07-28T08:10:14-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 932, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-28-08, Published: 7-28-08
Status: Complete

Lines, 2008. Something of a prelude to a story to appear here later, called "Mercury and Gold." If I explained it you still wouldn't believe it.

Lines, 2008: Rose

2008-07-28T07:06:07-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 23, Words: 5,052, Reviews: 4 Updated: 7-28-08, Published: 7-28-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 1995 to 1996

2008-06-11T19:01:27-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 10, Words: 1,901, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-11-08, Published: 6-5-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 1990 to 1991

2008-06-11T18:37:11-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 22, Words: 4,984, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-11-08, Published: 6-5-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 1987 to 1989

2008-06-11T17:05:25-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 26, Words: 5,851, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-11-08, Published: 6-5-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 2007

2008-06-08T21:25:33-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 8, Words: 1,213, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-8-08, Published: 6-8-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 2006

2008-06-08T14:01:03-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 12, Words: 2,893, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-8-08, Published: 6-8-08
Status: Complete

Collection

Lines, 2003 to 2005

2008-06-08T10:19:40-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 51, Words: 9,156, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-8-08, Published: 6-8-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 2000: Squeak City

2008-06-08T00:13:06-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 5, Words: 7,440, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-8-08, Published: 6-7-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 2000: OohEe!

2008-06-07T19:22:29-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: General/Tragedy
Chapters: 30, Words: 11,107, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-7-08, Published: 6-7-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 2002

2008-06-05T08:25:18-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 9, Words: 2,812, Reviews: 0 Updated: 6-5-08, Published: 6-5-08
Status: Complete

Collection.

Lines, 1992 to 1993

2008-06-05T07:30:56-08:00

Author: Ernest Bloom
Category: Song
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 13, Words: 1,945, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-5-08, Published: 6-5-08
Status: Complete

Collection.