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2009-11-10T23:16:11-08:00

Author: Schyzotypal X
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 120, Words: 31,023, Reviews: 241 Updated: 11-10-09, Published: 10-13-08
Status: In-Progress

When life gives you crap, go a little too crazy, make a complete fool of yourself, then write it all down and slap it up on fictionpress…-a parody of life itself-

The Alphabete Game

2009-08-18T16:41:07-08:00

Author: Schyzotypal X
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,651, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-18-09, Published: 8-18-09
Status: Complete

A is for apple tree, B is for backyard, C is for classroom...they've done it just about everywhere now...

For The Ridiculously Overrated

2009-06-23T23:16:41-08:00

Author: Schyzotypal X
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,658, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-23-09, Published: 6-23-09
Status: Complete

In which there is a car, a pair of "Tickle Me Emo" panties, a vampire who works nights at 7-11 and a Slurppy addicted girl who ridicules him horribly for it.

Amarantos

2009-06-01T00:42:48-08:00

Author: Schyzotypal X
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 190, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-1-09, Published: 6-1-09
Status: Complete

when thy lives on only in heaven's hearsay..."

After the Present

2009-03-01T00:35:15-08:00

Author: Schyzotypal X
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-1-09, Published: 3-1-09
Status: Complete

They're empty now...

The End

2009-02-16T17:27:15-08:00

Author: Schyzotypal X
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Poetry/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 452, Reviews: 2 Updated: 2-16-09, Published: 2-16-09
Status: Complete

To live and die for something that is but a hazy concept in our minds. There must be a reason...

Black and Blue

2009-01-02T21:53:02-08:00

Author: Schyzotypal X
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 472, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-2-09, Published: 1-2-09
Status: Complete

The color of bruises and sins and us...

Chinatown

2008-12-07T22:51:21-08:00

Author: Schyzotypal X
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 307, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-7-08, Published: 12-7-08
Status: Complete

I wonder what she's so worried about, I'm not going anywhere, not yet...

Pathetic

2008-06-01T23:35:41-08:00

Author: Schyzotypal X
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 36, Reviews: 3 Updated: 6-1-08, Published: 6-1-08
Status: In-Progress

Life... it sucks.