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Thunder Country

2008-07-21T12:54:55-08:00

Author: Audita Sum
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 8, Words: 19,691, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-21-08, Published: 7-2-08
Status: In-Progress

Follow Lorain, a trend-setter hiding a dark secret in her womb, Abdulhabib, a Muslim zombie with an addiction to fairy dust, and Karen, a pagan poseur who gets more than she ever bargained for when her portal takes them all to another dimension. M for lan

He Ventured Further into the Dusk

2008-07-06T06:39:36-08:00

Author: Audita Sum
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Adventure/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,409, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-6-08, Published: 7-6-08
Status: Complete

Weird little thing I wrote using cheesy childrens' writing prompts from some website. It's pretty damn pretentious. K for the gore, I guess. It's not really that disturbing.

Flash and Weird Drabble

2008-07-06T06:08:04-08:00

Author: Audita Sum
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Adventure/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 4,111, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-6-08, Published: 7-6-08
Status: In-Progress

Just a collection of strange short things I've written. It's only M for language.

The Book of Chet

2008-07-01T21:09:44-08:00

Author: Audita Sum
Category: Spiritual
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,145, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-1-08, Published: 7-1-08
Status: In-Progress

This was supposed to be a group effort with my friends to make a Bible parody centered around Good King Chet the Man, the beneficient, merciful. But I just wrote the book of Psalms, and that was pretty much it. Rated M for language.

The Worst Thing I've Ever Written

2008-07-01T20:43:42-08:00

Author: Audita Sum
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 203, Reviews: 2 Updated: 7-1-08, Published: 7-1-08
Status: Complete

“What hast thou to say?” I verbally incurred. “Mine socks are that of an argyle persuasion.” M for language.

Apollo and Daphne a modern myth

2008-07-01T20:28:10-08:00

Author: Audita Sum
Category: Mythology
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 793, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-1-08, Published: 7-1-08
Status: Complete

Based off the ancient Greco-Roman myth where Apollo, hit by Eros's arrow of lurve, tries to rape Daphne. Daphne prays to her goddy father and he turns her into a laurel tree. This version is intended to be humorous.