<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">
 <author>
  <name>FictionPress.com</name>
  <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com</uri>
 </author>
 <title>FictionPress.com - Pimp L's fanfiction</title>
 <subtitle>Story feed for writer: Pimp L</subtitle>
 <link rel="self" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/atom/u/620361/"/>
 <updated>2009-11-30T23:25:21-08:00</updated>
 <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-11-30:/profile/620361/</id>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-09-08T14:20:54-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-09-08T14:20:54-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Criminal</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2718285/1/The_Criminal"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-09-08:story.2718285</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Crime"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Crime/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 490, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 9-8-09, Published: 9-8-09&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;About a girl whose lifestyle proves to be right on the road to a life of crime. She's looking for trouble in all the right places. Better summary up at a later date.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-09-08T14:17:57-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-09-08T14:17:57-08:00</updated>
  <title>Elske</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2543648/1/Elske"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-07-10:story.2543648</id>
  <category term="Action"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="Crime"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Action/'&gt;Action&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Drama/Crime&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 37, Words: 33,610, Reviews: 24 
Updated: 9-8-09, Published: 7-10-08&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;A ninteen year old girl embarks on a crazy adventure, that is totally unexpected when she goes for a job interview at a supermarket. She soon finds out that they're not really that at all. She has a haunting past with an ex stalking her. M for rape. R&amp;R</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-09-08T14:13:35-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-09-08T14:13:35-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Unknown Past</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2544860/1/The_Unknown_Past"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-07-13:story.2544860</id>
  <category term="Mystery"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Mystery"/>
  <category term="Sci-Fi"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Mystery/'&gt;Mystery&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Mystery/Sci-Fi&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 2,465, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 9-8-09, Published: 7-13-08&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;A Queen who loses her memory is helped by an old friend that can do some extensive teleporting. The biggest problem is.. she doesn't remember him. Go on a wild adventure as the Queen puts her memory back together one piece at a time. Please R&amp;R.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-08-31T15:45:05-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-08-31T15:45:05-08:00</updated>
  <title>Get Over It</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2556524/1/Get_Over_It"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-08-08:story.2556524</id>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="Friendship"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Drama/Friendship&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 12, Words: 18,627, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 8-31-09, Published: 8-8-08&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Dorla's dad passed away, and she continues to grieve over him. Her mother is an alcoholic, and she's ready to escape into a life of rock and roll. Her best friend Max dumps a huge burden on her not long before she leaves, and she's not sure how to respond</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-06-12T08:43:16-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-06-12T08:43:16-08:00</updated>
  <title>Monikai</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2684405/1/Monikai"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-06-12:story.2684405</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="Friendship"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: General/Friendship&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 360, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 6-12-09, Published: 6-12-09&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;So far a character sketch.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-06-06T09:47:44-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-06-06T09:47:44-08:00</updated>
  <title>What She Never Knew</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2640540/1/What_She_Never_Knew"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-02-27:story.2640540</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <category term="Crime"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Drama/Crime&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 14, Words: 4,809, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 6-6-09, Published: 2-27-09&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Whatever. Life Sucks. I figured that out early on. Everything that has happened to me since that realization, has just served as proof. Read and Review.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-06-05T16:45:18-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-06-05T16:45:18-08:00</updated>
  <title>Kira</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2543665/1/Kira"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-07-10:story.2543665</id>
  <category term="Young Adult"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Romance"/>
  <category term="Friendship"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Young_Adult/'&gt;Young Adult&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Romance/Friendship&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 6, Words: 4,109, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 6-5-09, Published: 7-10-08&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;A teenage girl named Kira tells her story of trouble with family, friends, and a little bit of romance. Kira's world is about to be flipped upside down. May be mild cursing later on. Please R&amp;R.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-06-01T15:01:29-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-06-01T15:01:29-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Birthday Surprise</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2679984/1/The_Birthday_Surprise"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-06-01:story.2679984</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Hurt/Comfort"/>
  <category term="Family"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Hurt/Comfort/Family&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 309, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 6-1-09, Published: 6-1-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Let me know if you think the title is misleading. Review.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-05-28T16:17:50-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-05-28T16:17:50-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Concealed Vengeance</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2678410/1/The_Concealed_Vengeance"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-05-28:story.2678410</id>
  <category term="Thriller"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Suspense"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Thriller/'&gt;Thriller&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Suspense/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,187, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 5-28-09, Published: 5-28-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;About a stalker, basically. Read and Review. Trust me, you'll love it.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-05-27T14:06:51-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-05-27T14:06:51-08:00</updated>
  <title>Charlie</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2666753/1/Charlie"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-04-29:story.2666753</id>
  <category term="Thriller"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Tragedy"/>
  <category term="Crime"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Thriller/'&gt;Thriller&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Tragedy/Crime&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 6, Words: 5,129, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 5-27-09, Published: 4-29-09&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Strange things are happening around Charlie's neighborhood. There have been murders. But what can she do about it? Anything? Her and a group of her close friends question thier survival. Will they? Or won't they? Read and Review.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-05-04T14:23:13-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-05-04T14:23:13-08:00</updated>
  <title>The One With The Bathroom Attendant</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2668978/1/The_One_With_The_Bathroom_Attendant"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-05-04:story.2668978</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 2,314, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 5-4-09, Published: 5-4-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Similar to &quot;The One with Joey and the Principal.&quot; Written in Spanish class. Teenage humor.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-05-01T13:32:19-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-05-01T13:32:19-08:00</updated>
  <title>Oh, why must you be dead?</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2667591/1/Oh_why_must_you_be_dead"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-05-01:story.2667591</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <category term="Hurt/Comfort"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry/Hurt/Comfort&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 227, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 5-1-09, Published: 5-1-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;About grieving a dead friend/loved one.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-04-30T14:35:00-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-04-30T14:35:00-08:00</updated>
  <title>Trust Issues</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2667174/1/Trust_Issues"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-04-30:story.2667174</id>
  <category term="Life"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Poetry"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Life/'&gt;Life&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Poetry&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 223, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 4-30-09, Published: 4-30-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;About Trust issues, naturally.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-04-28T14:11:55-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-04-28T14:11:55-08:00</updated>
  <title>The One With Joey and the Principal</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2666353/1/The_One_With_Joey_and_the_Principal"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-04-28:story.2666353</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 1,905, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 4-28-09, Published: 4-28-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Hilarious! Teenage humor. Rated T for sexual references. Enjoy. Read and Review.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-04-19T13:12:39-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-04-19T13:12:39-08:00</updated>
  <title>Prist</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2551055/1/Prist"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-07-27:story.2551055</id>
  <category term="Mystery"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Sci-Fi"/>
  <category term="Adventure"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Mystery/'&gt;Mystery&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Sci-Fi/Adventure&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 4, Words: 1,066, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 4-19-09, Published: 7-27-08&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Three personalities which clash together, when no one wants them to. Prist is a girl, who can become Perst or Savior at any minute. And it's not a pretty sight. Who are Perst and Savior? Why they're her other two personalities. R&amp;R. Rating may change late</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-04-18T10:26:19-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-04-18T10:26:19-08:00</updated>
  <title>Robin</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2661995/1/Robin"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-04-18:story.2661995</id>
  <category term="Thriller"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Suspense"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Thriller/'&gt;Thriller&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Suspense/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 412, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 4-18-09, Published: 4-18-09&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;About a girl named Robin and her boyfriend James. They don't face the normal troubles of just any couple. They have chilling problems all their own. What is James? R&amp;R.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-04-16T15:26:32-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-04-16T15:26:32-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Down Side of Things</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2610024/1/The_Down_Side_of_Things"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-12-18:story.2610024</id>
  <category term="General"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: M"/>
  <category term="Suspense"/>
  <category term="Friendship"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Genres: Suspense/Friendship&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 4, Words: 4,023, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 4-16-09, Published: 12-18-08&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Just read. That's the only way you'll understand the beautiful simple complexity of this story and it's innards. Rated Mature for sexual details specifically in Prelude. You have been warned. About a girl with major relationship problems. Not Romance. R&amp;R</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-02-02T12:42:07-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-02-02T12:42:07-08:00</updated>
  <title>All Because of A Shower</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2630559/1/All_Because_of_A_Shower"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-02-02:story.2630559</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Family"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Family&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,074, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 2-2-09, Published: 2-2-09&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Rated T for cursing. Poor Nelsa is having complications, she can't just have a good shower! Horrible Summary. Just read it. Written in similar fashion to &quot;We're Screwed&quot; but rest assured, not at all the same story line. R&amp;R!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-08-21T15:30:35-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-08-21T15:30:35-08:00</updated>
  <title>We're Screwed Bob's Sticky Situation</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2562320/1/Were_Screwed_Bobs_Sticky_Situation"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-08-21:story.2562320</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 845, Reviews: 0 
Updated: 8-21-08, Published: 8-21-08&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Sequal to We're Screwed</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-08-18T07:15:09-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-08-18T07:15:09-08:00</updated>
  <title>From within the shadows</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2545421/1/From_within_the_shadows"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-07-14:story.2545421</id>
  <category term="Thriller"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Suspense"/>
  <category term="Adventure"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Thriller/'&gt;Thriller&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Suspense/Adventure&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 4, Words: 2,658, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 8-18-08, Published: 7-14-08&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Jasper and his best friend, Nancie are being followed every timethey hang out together. When they discover that someone has been stalking them, they can't figure out who he or she was stalking? Jasper? Nancie? When Nancie goes missing. Please R&amp;R.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-08-15T08:29:39-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-08-15T08:29:39-08:00</updated>
  <title>We're Screwed</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2551061/1/Were_Screwed"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-07-27:story.2551061</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 1,392, Reviews: 3 
Updated: 8-15-08, Published: 7-27-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Chaotic. R&amp;R.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-07-24T15:43:59-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-07-24T15:43:59-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Delirious Soldier</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2549741/1/The_Delirious_Soldier"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-07-24:story.2549741</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 404, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 7-24-08, Published: 7-24-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;About a private who is way too eager, excited, and delirious.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-07-22T16:16:58-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-07-22T16:16:58-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Stupid Movie Director 2</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2548848/1/The_Stupid_Movie_Director_2"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-07-22:story.2548848</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: T"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 150, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 7-22-08, Published: 7-22-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;The sequal. I was asked for an encore. Careful- Contains the F-word. This is stupider than the first.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-07-22T15:31:05-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-07-22T15:31:05-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Impossible Rubik's Cube</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2548827/1/The_Impossible_Rubiks_Cube"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-07-22:story.2548827</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Family"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Family&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 382, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 7-22-08, Published: 7-22-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Self explanitory title. It's obviously about an impossible rubik's cube. R&amp;R.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-07-21T13:53:23-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-07-21T13:53:23-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Stupid Movie Director</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2548371/1/The_Stupid_Movie_Director"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-07-21:story.2548371</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 155, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 7-21-08, Published: 7-21-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;This is probably the stupidest short story I've ever written. I think the title is self explanitory. R&amp;R.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-07-14T10:42:51-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-07-14T10:42:51-08:00</updated>
  <title>Once upon a joke</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2545351/1/Once_upon_a_joke"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-07-14:story.2545351</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Drama"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 473, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 7-14-08, Published: 7-14-08&lt;br&gt;Status: In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;It's pretty stupid. My eight year old sister and I wrote it together one time when we were bored in the car. It was one of those stories where we basically took turns on words or sentences and stuff, so it may be a bit strange. I've written better alone.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-07-10T15:30:11-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-07-10T15:30:11-08:00</updated>
  <title>Korean UFO!</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2543716/1/Korean_UFO"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-07-10:story.2543716</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="Sci-Fi"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 435, Reviews: 1 
Updated: 7-10-08, Published: 7-10-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Another funny little short story from me. I actually wrote this for an english assignment. I had to use sensory details I believe. I wrote it about my Korean friend Chris Lee and myself. Enjoy! Please R&amp;R.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>Pimp L</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/620361/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-07-10T15:24:49-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-07-10T15:24:49-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Drunken Queen</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2543714/1/The_Drunken_Queen"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-07-10:story.2543714</id>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="English"/>
  <category term="Fiction Rated: K+"/>
  <category term="Humor"/>
  <category term="General"/>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/620361/Pimp_L'&gt;Pimp L&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Category: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Genres: Humor/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 148, Reviews: 2 
Updated: 7-10-08, Published: 7-10-08&lt;br&gt;Status: Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Just a silly short story I wrote about a queen who had too much to drink. Reference to alcohol, obviously. Enjoy! Please R&amp;R.</summary>
 </entry>
</feed>
