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Dream

2009-11-20T12:12:12-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Mythology
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 361, Reviews: 1 Updated: 11-20-09, Published: 11-20-09
Status: Complete

A dream I had, involving all sorts of fun ancient references. Short and screwed up.

The Ancient Greek Stoner

2009-09-05T11:14:27-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 596, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-5-09, Published: 9-5-09
Status: Complete

Euclid as a college student trying to explain the concept of a straight line to his roommate while completely baked. Rated T for drug use. Obviously.

Hear Me Out

2009-07-09T22:28:24-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 54, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-9-09, Published: 7-9-09
Status: Complete

Call me a pessimist, but I can see this conversation so vividly...

Music

2009-07-05T16:59:43-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 6, Words: 18,040, Reviews: 16 Updated: 7-5-09, Published: 11-11-08
Status: Complete

Kris, an anorexic music-loving teenage guy and his eccentric Canadian cousin Serendipity have one hell of a time. Read it! Maybe you'll like it! A former Nanowrimo submission- now my pet project.

Only Angels Have Wings

2009-06-25T23:54:16-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 732, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-25-09, Published: 6-25-09
Status: In-Progress

Sandro, his guardian angel in an usher's uniform, and Rita Hayworth. Set in Mexico circa 1939.

Thank You Brother

2009-06-25T23:48:43-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 170, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-25-09, Published: 6-25-09
Status: Complete

I'm afraid I am not altogether together right now.

Gabriel Free

2009-06-21T08:34:33-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,890, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-21-09, Published: 6-21-09
Status: Complete

Just how stifling one's love for a child can be. Co-written with Shay Blair.

Stars

2009-06-09T20:30:30-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 50, Reviews: 6 Updated: 6-9-09, Published: 6-9-09
Status: Complete

Where do I look?

Girl In The Mirror

2009-06-06T21:33:22-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Family
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Family/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 225, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-6-09, Published: 6-6-09
Status: Complete

A little girl's room is haunted.

Ash

2009-06-02T19:28:58-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General
Chapters: 5, Words: 3,655, Reviews: 27 Updated: 6-2-09, Published: 8-14-08
Status: In-Progress

Ash, a teenager in a psychiatric ward escapes to an imaginary world that tortures, torments... liberates?

Mozart Syndrome

2009-06-02T13:10:00-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 4, Words: 3,130, Reviews: 4 Updated: 6-2-09, Published: 5-21-09
Status: In-Progress

A German vampire and a Newfie mad scientist get together to resolve a rip in time in the latter's basement, setting off a series of events that are unpredictable as they are improbable. Reviews are appreciated!

Eleanor

2009-06-02T13:07:02-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Family/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 514, Reviews: 2 Updated: 6-2-09, Published: 6-2-09
Status: Complete

I could not understand my need for my older sister to be perfect, or her uncaring attitude about being flawless.

In The White

2009-06-02T12:48:34-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 208, Reviews: 5 Updated: 6-2-09, Published: 6-2-09
Status: Complete

Learn to close your eyes. My submission for the Review Game's June Writing Contest. Vote Vegetarian Serial Killer!

Home

2009-05-02T19:03:04-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Hurt/Comfort/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 940, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-2-09, Published: 5-2-09
Status: Complete

A chance meeting at a greasy spoon smack in the middle of nowhere. Entry for the Review Game's May Writing Contest.

The Martyr Who Doesn't Know His Cause

2009-04-04T18:38:16-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,460, Reviews: 6 Updated: 4-4-09, Published: 4-4-09
Status: Complete

There must be casualties for every war.

Meditations On Really Bad Writing

2009-03-28T09:41:40-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Biography
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 718, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-28-09, Published: 3-28-09
Status: Complete

We've all written them; Mary-Sues, plots thin as rice paper, some really convenient coincidences, monstrous fanfiction. Here I write about my worst ever Mary-Sue. Feel free to share yours!

Coin Flip

2009-03-09T20:45:24-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Western
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Spiritual/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,600, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-9-09, Published: 3-9-09
Status: Complete

When you owe your soul to the Devil, what better way to save it than chalking it all up to chance?

Disney Diatribe

2009-03-07T11:26:42-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 674, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-7-09, Published: 3-7-09
Status: Complete

A rant about Disney and how they never learn.

Dear Eric,

2009-03-06T14:55:18-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 434, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-6-09, Published: 3-6-09
Status: Complete

Do you remember the last time we talked, when I told you all the things I hated about you? Well, I'm not done yet, so brace yourself. Entry for the Review Game's Writing Contest. Rated for swears and certain themes.

Walking On Eggshells

2009-03-02T18:23:42-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Historical
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Suspense
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,239, Reviews: 5 Updated: 3-2-09, Published: 3-2-09
Status: In-Progress

The story of a murderer who terrorized 18th century France for his own salvation.

Merry Christmas, Proletariat!

2009-03-02T18:15:23-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 922, Reviews: 6 Updated: 3-2-09, Published: 3-2-09
Status: Complete

A little out of season silliness. In which Santa Claus is an alcoholic foul-mouthed metrosexual.

Blood On The Violin

2009-02-21T18:05:03-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Drama/Horror
Chapters: 7, Words: 11,353, Reviews: 40 Updated: 2-21-09, Published: 10-27-08
Status: In-Progress

Two vampires, perhaps the only ones on the earth. They only have each other to live, but must kill each other to survive. But will Carson be able to exist with the pain afterwards?

La Focille Rouge De Sort

2009-02-02T21:41:24-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Manga
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 942, Reviews: 3 Updated: 2-2-09, Published: 2-2-09
Status: Complete

The first time I dreamed of him, I was walking through a corridor that never ended because it had never started to begin with. Winner of The Promised Land's first ever Monthly Writing Contest! Thanks guys!

Ashwinder

2009-01-27T09:22:46-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Romance
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,826, Reviews: 9 Updated: 1-27-09, Published: 1-3-09
Status: In-Progress

A not-quite-substantial boy, Rae, in a not-quite-fictional world falls for a girl, Ash, who is currently trapped in an asylum in another world. The only thing they have in common is their Puppeteer, who they must overthrow to be united. Side story to Ash.

Dead Bitches Walking Down The Runway

2009-01-16T19:42:48-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,225, Reviews: 6 Updated: 1-16-09, Published: 1-16-09
Status: In-Progress

Darin had an obsession with clothes ever since he made them for his sister's beheaded Barbie, but his dream doesn't keep him out of his rut. Christian Rice is a strange young talent in the fashion world. What happens when they meet? All hell breaks loose.

I'm Not Beautiful

2009-01-15T17:48:43-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Haiku
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 35, Reviews: 8 Updated: 1-15-09, Published: 1-15-09
Status: Complete

Haiku, so a summary would pretty much ruin it...

Canadian Badassery

2009-01-10T12:21:06-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Parody/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 64, Reviews: 7 Updated: 1-10-09, Published: 1-10-09
Status: Complete

Having an inferiority complex in this particular country is torture. Seriously.

Is The Merchant Of Venice A Romance?

2009-01-06T17:16:29-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 841, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-6-09, Published: 1-6-09
Status: Complete

I study and theorize on William Shakespeare's play 'The Merchant Of Venice', not as a comedy or a tragedy, but as a romance. An essay for school.

Almonds, Honey, Mahogany

2009-01-06T14:17:14-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Friendship/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,338, Reviews: 5 Updated: 1-6-09, Published: 1-6-09
Status: Complete

If he can't have his firendship, then he will destroy him, inside and out. Rated T for psychopathy, some dismemberment, and relationships that could be seen as more than platonic.

Geography's A Bitch

2008-12-29T07:30:58-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Love
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Angst/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 342, Reviews: 8 Updated: 12-29-08, Published: 12-29-08
Status: Complete

I hope you read this.

Nothing At All

2008-12-02T20:02:05-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 8, Words: 3,680, Reviews: 33 Updated: 12-2-08, Published: 9-20-08
Status: Complete

The end.

My Hands

2008-10-26T08:36:34-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Drama/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 271, Reviews: 7 Updated: 10-26-08, Published: 10-26-08
Status: Complete

Jessie, an unfortunate, contemplates her hands. A monologue I wrote a year ago for drama class.

Eulogy For The Forgotten

2008-10-10T23:13:42-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Young Adult
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Tragedy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 403, Reviews: 9 Updated: 10-10-08, Published: 10-10-08
Status: Complete

A mother will grieve for her son, and nobody else will care. Rated for controversial content.

Stitches And Theo: A Macabre Romance

2008-09-26T17:12:07-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Romance/Horror
Chapters: 3, Words: 1,850, Reviews: 16 Updated: 9-26-08, Published: 9-4-08
Status: In-Progress

He ran up to her, holding out her finger in his pale thin hand. "Excuse me, Miss," he said, bowing slightly before the girl, "I think you lost this."

A Reluctant Vampire

2008-09-08T13:22:53-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 34, Reviews: 11 Updated: 9-8-08, Published: 9-8-08
Status: Complete

His life really sucked, his hairstyle was... so his head was cut clean off his neck.

This Afternoon's Forecast

2008-09-08T13:17:54-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Romance
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Romance/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 204, Reviews: 6 Updated: 9-8-08, Published: 9-8-08
Status: Complete

A really short romance fic prompted by the weather. Please R and R.

Piano

2008-09-03T00:42:54-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Family/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 196, Reviews: 10 Updated: 9-3-08, Published: 9-3-08
Status: Complete

She plays the piano for her Papa.

Stitches

2008-09-02T22:48:19-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 448, Reviews: 5 Updated: 9-2-08, Published: 9-2-08
Status: Complete

Does a ragdoll have a soul? A very short character sketch of sorts. Character may be used in a longer story. Rated T for a very hungry cat and disturbing crap.

Somnambulism

2008-08-25T21:23:30-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 93, Reviews: 7 Updated: 8-25-08, Published: 8-25-08
Status: Complete

His life in one word. My first poem. Please R and R.

Bad Kitty

2008-08-22T11:48:05-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Horror/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 638, Reviews: 10 Updated: 8-22-08, Published: 8-22-08
Status: Complete

A woman brings a little white kitten home one day.

Tea Party

2008-08-21T14:52:10-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 375, Reviews: 22 Updated: 8-21-08, Published: 8-21-08
Status: Complete

A brother and a sister have an innocent tea party.

The Villain And Its Death By Political Correction

2008-08-21T09:48:21-08:00

Author: The Vegetarian Serial Killer
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 539, Reviews: 16 Updated: 8-21-08, Published: 8-21-08
Status: Complete

A eulogy for the Classical villain. Please review and tell me your opinion as this is an opinion piece.