<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><feed xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom">
 <author>
  <name>FictionPress.com</name>
  <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com</uri>
 </author>
 <title>FictionPress.com - MisSurreal De'ville's stories</title>
 <subtitle>Story feed for writer: MisSurreal De'ville</subtitle>
 <link rel="self" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/atom/u/644789/"/>
 <updated>2013-05-18T21:23:14-08:00</updated>
 <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2013-05-18:/profile/644789/</id>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2013-02-04T17:18:52-08:00</published>
  <updated>2013-02-04T17:18:52-08:00</updated>
  <title>Pain Like Clockwork</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3098330/1/Pain-Like-Clockwork"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2013-02-04:story.3098330</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Angst/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 378, Reviews: 1, In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;A scream of pain, of agony, of loneliness... is heard in the distance. Not far behind it: Hush now, child. It'll be over soon. (The title has nothing to do with the story, methinks.)</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2012-06-27T04:58:11-08:00</published>
  <updated>2012-06-27T04:58:11-08:00</updated>
  <title>Life is a Bitch</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2856571/1/Life-is-a-Bitch"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-10-17:story.2856571</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Young-Adult/'&gt;Young Adult&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Angst/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 12, Words: 5,354, Reviews: 15, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;It is better to love and lost then to have never loved at all. Bullshit... A shattered heart remains shattered- and some pieces always end up missing.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2012-06-02T22:48:59-08:00</published>
  <updated>2012-06-02T22:48:59-08:00</updated>
  <title>50 Words for Love</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/3028600/1/50-Words-for-Love"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2012-06-02:story.3028600</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Romance/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,372, Reviews: 0, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Love: Love makes you do crazy things. Honey, you're crazy and I want to do you</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-07-03T07:01:20-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-07-03T07:01:20-08:00</updated>
  <title>Of Memories, Love, and Heart Ache</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2692454/1/Of-Memories-Love-and-Heart-Ache"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-07-03:story.2692454</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Romance/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 7, Words: 3,712, Reviews: 6, In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Aria sat there waiting. She waited and waited. Day in and day out, she prayed her love would return. As her eyes lost its gleam, and her hair lost its sheen, the air filled with the distinct taste of gloom. Aria was loosing hope, but hope had other plans.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-07-02T19:52:06-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-07-02T19:52:06-08:00</updated>
  <title>Tenny Benson, Cliche or Not Cliche?</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2692301/1/Tenny-Benson-Cliche-or-Not-Cliche"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-07-02:story.2692301</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 456, Reviews: 1, In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Cliche or not cliche? That, I fear the answer to. Oh gawd, what if my life becomes one!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-07-02T19:32:29-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-07-02T19:32:29-08:00</updated>
  <title>My Not So Fairy Tale Life</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2692287/1/My-Not-So-Fairy-Tale-Life"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-07-02:story.2692287</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Romance/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 593, Reviews: 2, In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;The episodes of my life have always been like fairy tales. The difference? Mine were never happy endings. I was but a puppet for the writer. And he just loved to pull my strings… My first time on a prologue. Pretty short but it's worth reading.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-06-28T01:42:34-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-06-28T01:42:34-08:00</updated>
  <title>Never Gonna Give You Up</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2690448/1/Never-Gonna-Give-You-Up"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-06-28:story.2690448</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 480, Reviews: 1, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Never. No matter what life puts us through, I'll love you 'til the end. I'll Never Give You UP. Songfic. Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-03-09T23:10:38-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-03-09T23:10:38-08:00</updated>
  <title>Within the Depths of My Hell</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2645379/1/Within-the-Depths-of-My-Hell"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-03-09:story.2645379</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Angst/Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,063, Reviews: 2, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Forbidden in love. Shunned by society. Yet, so irrevocably in love. Come. Let us venture into my own personal hell.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-03-03T17:28:18-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-03-03T17:28:18-08:00</updated>
  <title>Dearest True Love</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2642656/1/Dearest-True-Love"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-03-03:story.2642656</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 852, Reviews: 3, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;To my dearest true love, I hope you read this and accept my feelings. Please Love, that's the most you could do. A letter to the one of my dreams.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-02-09T17:47:52-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-02-09T17:47:52-08:00</updated>
  <title>My Heartless FootLicker</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2633530/1/My-Heartless-FootLicker"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-02-09:story.2633530</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 1, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;How could you do that!&quot; 'Simple, you just need the right kind of supplies and plan.' &quot;I meant how could you do that to kind of thing!&quot; 'I just told you; materials and a plan.' -sigh- &quot;You're hopeless, you know that?&quot; -Cheeky Grin- 'I know'</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-02-05T18:03:46-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-02-05T18:03:46-08:00</updated>
  <title>Cheater Boy</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2631974/1/Cheater-Boy"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-02-05:story.2631974</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Young-Adult/'&gt;Young Adult&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Drama/Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 686, Reviews: 1, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I knew this would happen. We're in a never-ending cycle and I'm sick of it! It's time I do something. So oh-cheating-bastard boyfriend of mine, watch out. Cause I'm coming at you full force!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-01-30T11:19:53-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-01-30T11:19:53-08:00</updated>
  <title>Falling</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2628957/1/Falling"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-01-30:story.2628957</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 544, Reviews: 4, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I fell for him. And I fell HARD. Too bad he has a girlfriend. Where's a shovel when you need one!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-01-30T10:40:42-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-01-30T10:40:42-08:00</updated>
  <title>The New Jerk in Town</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2628949/1/The-New-Jerk-in-Town"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-01-30:story.2628949</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Romance/Family&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 274, Reviews: 3, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Hey! I'm new here. Wanna be my friend? &quot;...&quot; Hello? &quot;...&quot; Hey, I'm talking to you! &quot;...&quot; That's it! -SHOVE-</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-01-26T21:52:57-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-01-26T21:52:57-08:00</updated>
  <title>Who Filled the Pool with Ice Cream?</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2627440/1/Who-Filled-the-Pool-with-Ice-Cream"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-01-26:story.2627440</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 315, Reviews: 3, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Come one come all! We've got gingerbread walls and frosted window panes. There's cotton candy furniture and cookie ceilings. But most importantly, we've got a Strawberry Jam-filled pool-Ewah? Since when did that happen?</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-01-26T01:55:07-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-01-26T01:55:07-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Day In the Life of an Outcast</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2626515/1/A-Day-In-the-Life-of-an-Outcast"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-01-25:story.2626515</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Young-Adult/'&gt;Young Adult&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 1,151, Reviews: 2, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Alas, my dear journal, you are the only one that feels my pain. Come, I shall fill you with the very emotions I rid myself of. Come to me, for Momo wishes to dance. Be free, my dear journal. Let us write at last...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-01-25T00:21:14-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-01-25T00:21:14-08:00</updated>
  <title>I am the One</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2626511/1/I-am-the-One"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-01-25:story.2626511</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Life/'&gt;Life&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 105, Reviews: 2, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I am everything yet I am nothing. I am lost yet I am found. I am strong but I'm also weak. I am me.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-01-25T00:18:21-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-01-25T00:18:21-08:00</updated>
  <title>Dear Mister Doctor</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2626510/1/Dear-Mister-Doctor"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-01-25:story.2626510</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 131, Reviews: 6, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Hello there sweetie. What's wrong? Did you break your arm again? Got the flu? What happened? 'Mr. Doctor, I think I should stay home.' Why's that? You'll have to read to find out. Sorry.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-01-25T00:15:15-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-01-25T00:15:15-08:00</updated>
  <title>A Moonlight Wish</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2626509/1/A-Moonlight-Wish"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-01-25:story.2626509</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 836, Reviews: 3, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I made a wish. 'For what' You're happiness. -Blink Blink- -Smiles- 'Thank you.' And it was under a full moon where two people found love.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-01-18T17:10:08-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-01-18T17:10:08-08:00</updated>
  <title>Ugly Fingernails</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2623732/1/Ugly-Fingernails"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-01-18:story.2623732</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 313, Reviews: 3, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;You know you have ugly fingernails when...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-01-18T17:05:07-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-01-18T17:05:07-08:00</updated>
  <title>Cookie Stealer</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2623729/1/Cookie-Stealer"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-01-18:story.2623729</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Romance/Family&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 311, Reviews: 7, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;HEY! That's mine! and so the story begins...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-01-18T16:58:16-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-01-18T16:58:16-08:00</updated>
  <title>May I Bother You?</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2623726/1/May-I-Bother-You"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-01-18:story.2623726</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Romance/'&gt;Romance&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 304, Reviews: 3, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Hi. &quot;...&quot; How's it going? &quot;...&quot; Beautiful day. &quot;...&quot; It's really hot today though. &quot;...&quot; Say something would ya! Stop acting like an ice cube! &quot;...&quot; -sigh- I give up. &quot;...&quot; ARGH!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2009-01-01T16:47:15-08:00</published>
  <updated>2009-01-01T16:47:15-08:00</updated>
  <title>Twas the Night Before Christmas</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2616038/1/Twas-the-Night-Before-Christmas"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2009-01-01:story.2616038</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Fable/'&gt;Fable&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Family&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 322, Reviews: 3, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Twas the night before Christmas. And all through the house, not a creature was stirring. Not even a mouse. -scoffs- Yeah right!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-12-31T06:21:46-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-12-31T06:21:46-08:00</updated>
  <title>Buck Teeth</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2615479/1/Buck-Teeth"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-12-31:story.2615479</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 282, Reviews: 3, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;You know you have buck teeth when...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-12-30T16:05:41-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-12-30T16:05:41-08:00</updated>
  <title>Of Stupid Pricks and Helpless Whiners</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2615197/1/Of-Stupid-Pricks-and-Helpless-Whiners"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-12-30:story.2615197</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Hurt/Comfort&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 472, Reviews: 1, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Loser. 'Dork.' Wuss. 'Jerk.' Idiot. 'Bafoon.' Shut up! -sigh- 'Tis another day in the life of me.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-12-29T14:51:29-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-12-29T14:51:29-08:00</updated>
  <title>Accept Me</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2614638/1/Accept-Me"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-12-29:story.2614638</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Romance/Hurt/Comfort&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 101, Reviews: 2, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Even with my black heart, will you still love me? 'Yes.' Even though my hearts in pieces? -shrugs- 'It's nothing we can't fix.'</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-12-28T15:52:54-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-12-28T15:52:54-08:00</updated>
  <title>The One</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2614171/1/The-One"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-12-28:story.2614171</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Love/'&gt;Love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 125, Reviews: 3, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;I fell for a man. And based on what I know about him, this was bound to end in disaster. Yet another poem for the broken-hearted...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-12-27T17:46:39-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-12-27T17:46:39-08:00</updated>
  <title>Can You?</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2613797/1/Can-You"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-12-27:story.2613797</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 99, Reviews: 4, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Can you save me? No, of course you can't. Can you pretend you can anyway? Yes, that's the least you could do.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-12-26T20:03:32-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-12-26T20:03:32-08:00</updated>
  <title>GoodBye Love</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2613424/1/GoodBye-Love"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-12-26:story.2613424</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;Angst/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 187, Reviews: 4, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Yet another poem for a lost soul. Hmm, I think it's turning into a series... oh well. On with the broken-hearts!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>MisSurreal De'ville</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/644789/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2008-12-25T16:32:23-08:00</published>
  <updated>2008-12-25T16:32:23-08:00</updated>
  <title>Save Me</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2612933/1/Save-Me"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2008-12-25:story.2612933</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/644789/MisSurreal-De-ville'&gt;MisSurreal De'ville&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/General/'&gt;General&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: K+&lt;br&gt;General/Angst&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 195, Reviews: 3, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Okay, so this is my first post. I really hope you like it. Save me, a poem for a lost soul I met.</summary>
 </entry>
</feed>
