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Crack Ho Couldn't Hit For Sh t

2009-07-02T19:29:06-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 386, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-2-09, Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

Two girls discuss the aftermath of a fight involving one of them. Language. I guess I was trying to channel my inner ghetto.

Pride is OverRated

2009-07-02T19:17:05-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 254, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-2-09, Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

A boy wipes out on his skateboard on the side of a road. Short, slice-of-life-ish. Based on real events.

Reach Out

2009-07-02T19:10:46-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 134, Reviews: 0 Updated: 7-2-09, Published: 7-2-09
Status: Complete

Prompt: Drabble has to begin with the words 'Reach out'. And so, with that in mind, this what I came up with. 100 word count.

A Chair Apart

2009-06-30T10:59:01-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 441, Reviews: 1 Updated: 6-30-09, Published: 6-30-09
Status: Complete

A couple gets into a really stupid argument, just for the sake of arguing.

Grotesque

2009-05-14T15:49:58-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 369, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-14-09, Published: 5-14-09
Status: Complete

A short story I made up in about five minutes. About a girl named Grotesque.

Phairy Tale

2009-05-03T19:01:45-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,483, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-3-09, Published: 5-3-09
Status: In-Progress

A small look at the less-than-ideal rescuing of a princess by a less-than-charming prince. Of course, the princess is not what is expected either.

Pantry Raid

2009-04-19T18:39:00-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 154, Reviews: 1 Updated: 4-19-09, Published: 4-19-09
Status: Complete

A short story based on what happens in my kitchen on a regular basis.

Ma Belle

2009-03-22T16:36:11-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 245, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-22-09, Published: 3-22-09
Status: Complete

A short look at an interaction between a couple. Very fluffy.

Lunch Table

2009-03-21T19:50:23-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 600, Reviews: 2 Updated: 3-21-09, Published: 3-21-09
Status: In-Progress

A group of friends speculate on what an acronym for a school club means.

Drunk Driving

2009-03-21T19:44:19-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 162, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-21-09, Published: 3-21-09
Status: Complete

Two friends give a whole new meaning to 'drunk driving'.

No One Deserves Death by Lip Liner

2009-03-04T19:57:16-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 403, Reviews: 1 Updated: 3-4-09, Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

Girl rants to her friend, who half-heartedly listens.

Gourmet

2009-03-04T19:12:57-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 371, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-4-09, Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

A girl tries to tell her older sister about her cooking class, but the other is not paying attention. One minor swear word.

Why Am I Even Friends With You?

2009-03-04T18:03:42-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 262, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-4-09, Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

Two friends get into a small tiff.

My Death, As Predicted By Me

2009-03-04T17:31:25-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 288, Reviews: 0 Updated: 3-4-09, Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

Me describing my ideal way to die. In a pile of heaping, smelly irony.

I Feel Ya Bro

2009-03-04T17:02:33-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 128, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-4-09, Published: 3-4-09
Status: Complete

A very short look at two room-mates when one is hung-over and the other is not.

Lithp

2009-03-03T22:05:45-08:00

Author: SalamanderErg
Category: Kids
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 179, Reviews: 3 Updated: 3-3-09, Published: 3-3-09
Status: Complete

A short slice-of-life inspired by a true event at my brother's middle school.