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Bubble Bath Therapy

2013-06-17T14:06:43-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,172, Reviews: 0, Complete

It's been a while since I've let the water run, taken my large bottle of soap down from the closet, poured the fluid into the tub, let it suds up. There was a time I'd take bubble baths all the time. It's been six months since I stopped. I'm okay now, but I needed a lot of baths, and then six months without them, to figure out where things went wrong and to rethink my naïveté.

One Way to Get Out of Gym

2011-01-01T16:59:37-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Mystery
English, Rated: K+
Mystery/Humor
Chapters: 18, Words: 52,164, Reviews: 58, Complete

Detective Charley Gallagher is used to solving cases about cheating spouses. So he is completely unprepared when he is assigned the case of a high school gym teacher who was found beaten to death and wrapped in a volleyball net. Written for NaNoWriMo '09.

I'll Try

2010-11-27T11:24:43-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Family
English, Rated: K
Hurt/Comfort/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 237, Reviews: 2, Complete

Grandma, I know that Alzheimer’s has eaten away at your mind, but I’ll try to remember you as you once were.

The Song of the Fire

2010-09-28T17:17:48-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Nature
English, Rated: K
Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 103, Reviews: 2, Complete

Sizzle! Crackle! Snap! Snap! Listen to the song of the fire!

Slices of Life

2010-09-17T15:08:47-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
General
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,444, Reviews: 17, In-Progress

A collection of short memoirs about my life.

Silly No More

2010-07-04T12:49:37-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Humor
English, Rated: T
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,803, Reviews: 7, Complete

“Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids!” is a slogan that many children can recognize. They laugh with glee as the children in the Trix commercial grab a box of cereal away from the oversized bunny. This is a story about that oversized bunny finally snapping.

He Felt It All

2010-06-09T14:58:30-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
General
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 287, Reviews: 4, Complete

In just one moment he could feel everything: the trees, the animals, the insects. He felt it all.

Harry McGilligan

2010-04-04T15:09:44-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Mystery
English, Rated: T
Mystery/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 188, Reviews: 78, Complete

Harry McGilligan loves his job at Hindson's Deli Extraordinaire, but when his boss, Mr. Hindson, who is also Harry's best friend, is mysteriously murdered, Harry's life is turned upside down. Should he make an effort to solve the Hindson murder? COMPLETE.

Seahorse Love

2010-03-14T14:42:19-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Romance
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,821, Reviews: 7, Complete

Betty and Gerald were seahorses. They had their individual aquariums, their individual lives. But as soon as their paths crossed, everything changed. One-shot. Written by Morine and RentBoheme.

Collard Greens

2010-02-20T18:46:35-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
General
English, Rated: K
Hurt/Comfort/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,445, Reviews: 6, Complete

Mike's grandfather died, and his entire family was left in tears... except for Mike. He can't cry.

Skulls in the Closet

2010-01-22T03:50:22-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Romance
English, Rated: T
Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,385, Reviews: 19, Complete

Winner of the first ever SKoW prompt contest! It's New Year's Eve, and Ralph has made a resolution: he's going to stop digging up skulls from graves. Will he be able to do this? Written by Morine and RentBoheme

The Statues Speak to Me

2009-12-19T12:54:13-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
General
English, Rated: T
Hurt/Comfort/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,791, Reviews: 18, Complete

WINNER OF THE DECEMBER 2009 CAMPANELLA AWARD. It is Christmas, and as a disease ravages through my mind, I am left in the presence of three dragons--three hallucinations.

Who I Am

2009-10-13T15:41:31-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
General
English, Rated: K
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,220, Reviews: 3, Complete

I'm just who I am. No one can change that.

I'm Leaving

2009-10-06T16:17:03-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Love
English, Rated: K+
Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 189, Reviews: 9, Complete

I can't take you any more . . . I'm gone.

Autumn Breeze

2009-09-29T16:00:53-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Nature
English, Rated: K
Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 87, Reviews: 4, Complete

The forest is silent in Autumn.

Nutella

2009-09-27T20:08:10-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 183, Reviews: 12, Complete

A guy uses Nutella to pull him from depression.

The Missing Rocking Chair

2009-09-03T21:40:34-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 33, Reviews: 10, Complete

I woke up, and wanted to sit on my rocking chair . . . but it was gone.

Hunting for the Stars of Gemini

2009-09-01T12:58:14-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
General
English, Rated: T
General/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 586, Reviews: 7, Complete

Looking at the old parchment, he sighed in relief. This was the place. If he made the proper decisions and incisions, he would be all-powerful.

The Purr of the Beast

2009-08-29T16:01:24-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Young Adult
English, Rated: K
Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 681, Reviews: 7, Complete

A boy and his mother venture into the forest beyond their cabin and get lost. What kinds of creatures could be found lurking in the deepest parts of the forest? This is based on a dream I had.

The Last Thing He Heard

2009-08-24T22:30:22-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
General
English, Rated: K+
Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 184, Reviews: 7, Complete

The only poetry I've ever written was for school, and I haven't done that for over a year and a half. So I guess this is my first real venture into poetry. I hope you enjoy! For some reason, FictionPress refuses to accept where I skipped lines in the poem

Garma

2009-06-16T11:15:10-08:00

Author: RentBoheme
Young Adult
English, Rated: K
Spiritual/Family
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,217, Reviews: 7, Complete

Alexa is on the beach and thinks about her "Garma."