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How to Survive the Thespian Apocalypse

2012-11-13T15:45:48-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 851, Reviews: 5, Complete

It's the year 2012 and disaster has struck. All around the world, Thespians are invading towns and ruthlessly converting innocent people into theatre lovers, inducting anyone in their path into the International Thespian Society. Lucky for you I've compiled this nifty little survival guide that will ensure the safety of you and those you love.

Let's Play Pretend: Stories from a Child's Pen

2011-06-01T22:43:42-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Kids
English, Rated: K
Friendship/Humor
Chapters: 4, Words: 1,065, Reviews: 6, In-Progress

Despite the town being rundown, the animals of the shelter still found a way to be happy. All of them except a little dog. He had no friends, all because he was a little different. An unaltered collection of stories and poems written in elementary school.

Tales from a Facebook Junkie

2011-06-01T22:25:17-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
General
English, Rated: K+
General/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 435, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

I am not afraid to admit that I have a problem. That's the first step in getting better right? When I'm online with absolutely nothing to do, I make up an excuse to be there in the form of rhyme schemes and ramblings. Please enjoy my junkie tales.

The Tale of Batchan and the Bieber

2011-05-30T18:16:43-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 919, Reviews: 7, Complete

This is the story of what happens when you let hate consume you. You end up breaking your mother's furniture and kidnapping popstars.

For her Words Have Been Stolen by Walls

2011-04-13T16:15:51-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Young Adult
English, Rated: K
Drama/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 481, Reviews: 3, Complete

They didn't know that she could talk. Why would they? She was always so quiet in school and at home. Yes, she could talk, and her words were capable of anything. If only she could hold onto them long enough.

Poetry for Mickey

2011-04-09T12:38:39-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Family
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 6, Words: 684, Reviews: 9, In-Progress

The poems read here were not planned, were not revised, nor carefully thought out. They were simply written down in a notebook, for Mickey.

The Sheep and the Sheperhdess

2011-04-02T16:55:08-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Fable
English, Rated: K
Family/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 366, Reviews: 1, Complete

The bond of the heard was supposed to be a powerful one. So why did he abandon his flock so easily? Just some ranting in fabel form.

Salvation Day

2010-10-19T15:48:54-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Family
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 225, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

A poem I wrote about a friend going through a tough time right now.

Mitch who Liked Pickles but Hated potatoes

2010-10-11T13:01:29-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Romance
English, Rated: K
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,554, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

Mitch loved pickles. He loved them as chips, as spears, on burgers and in relish. He wouldn't eat icecream unless there was a pickle to go with it. If there was such thing as a pickled pickle, Mitch would love that, too.

Enemies of the Earth

2010-10-10T13:40:04-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Essay
English, Rated: K
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 558, Reviews: 1, Complete

Why should we "save the earth"? I mean, what's the earth ever done for us? Provided us with "food" and "water" and a "breathable atmosphere"? Ha! Try earthquakes, hurricanes, and man-eating animals and insects! We need to remain enemies of the earth!

I Don't Hold Grudges

2010-08-05T14:11:16-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Play
English, Rated: K+
Family/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 472, Reviews: 5, Complete

A lot can happen in 24 hours. You can become rich, find true love, make a new friend. You can also loose a friend, or a loved one, and miss out on the chance to say you're sorry.

The Room with Blue walls and Pink Stripes

2010-07-28T19:10:00-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Mystery
English, Rated: K+
General/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 721, Reviews: 4, Complete

What if you were to wake up in a room that you had no memory falling asleep in? What if you couldn't remember your name?What if you knew stuff and could do things that you never did before?How would you feel in the room with blue walls and pink stripes?

Randolph the Rat and Beauregard the Elephant in

2010-07-26T19:33:48-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Kids
English, Rated: K
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 2, Complete

a Nutty situation! All Beauregard wants to do is sit down and enjoy a Sunday afternoon with his favorite treat: Peanuts! But when Randolph comes around, trouble is sure to follow.

Two Years

2010-07-22T00:58:14-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
General
English, Rated: K
General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 494, Reviews: 2, Complete

I don't think I'll ever stop missing you.

The Aftermath

2010-07-15T23:16:47-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Family
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 136, Reviews: 2, Complete

The phone call was so unexpected. What happened after it. . . not so much. It all happened so fast, I didn't know how to comprehend it, how to think, how to react.

The Angle of Death

2010-07-12T17:11:13-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Essay
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,046, Reviews: 0, Complete

There, there. . . No need to be frightened. . . You can trust your Uncle Mengele." An essay I wrote for history about Josef Mengele with a fictional scenario in the begining. Rated for references to violence and possible disturbing imagery.

Year Six

2010-03-31T20:47:48-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
General
English, Rated: K+
General
Chapters: 3, Words: 695, Reviews: 6, In-Progress

Ah yes, sixth grade! A year consisting of Outdoor Ed and...an extensive poetry unit. Other than that, not much else. So please enjoy what little poetry I actually wrote down and decided to share here.

A Scream in the Night

2010-03-25T21:34:44-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
General
English, Rated: K+
General/Crime
Chapters: 1, Words: 325, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Suddenly, there was a scream. . .

A Dog Like Mickey

2010-03-07T11:02:39-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
General
English, Rated: K+
General/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 840, Reviews: 5, Complete

Many people do not understand how bad the loss of a family pet can hurt. I knew that it would hurt when Mickey finally passed, but I didn't think it would hurt this much.

Her Knives

2010-02-27T19:58:42-08:00

Author: My Parakeet Has Issues
Romance
English, Rated: T
General/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,963, Reviews: 9, Complete

For years she had been crushing on him, loving him from a distance, until one day, he approached her. And her life changed forever. However, when a threat reels its ugly head, she will do anything to be one with him.