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insomnia song

2013-01-24T05:37:22-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Song
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 104, Reviews: 1, Complete

i slept like a baby, so no, i didn't sleep.

blind spots

2012-08-02T04:36:48-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Love
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 232, Reviews: 0, Complete

we roll up windows in the rain, my eyes keep closing/ there is nothing to explain, but still I'm supposing/ you'll keep on talking till your mouth goes dry...

Use Viagra Moves Like Jagger PARODY

2011-12-05T03:56:26-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Song
English, Rated: T
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 445, Reviews: 2, Complete

Sometimes you just need a little help from a small, blue friend. No, not a Smurf. The other small blue friend. ... ...No, not a Nac Mac Feegle either. To the tune of Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger."

help

2011-10-30T16:23:01-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Life
English, Rated: T
Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 3, Words: 920, Reviews: 5, Complete

i need yours. t for language.

amateur autopsy of a broken heart

2011-08-10T12:02:17-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Haiku
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 13, Reviews: 2, Complete

COD: blunt force trauma by knife in the back.

ghost

2011-07-04T02:09:48-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Life
English, Rated: K
Family/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 34, Reviews: 1, Complete

yes, that's a lovely wall behind me.

Last Friday Night PARODY

2011-06-22T19:58:10-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Song
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 476, Reviews: 3, Complete

"Last Friday night I tweeted a picture of myself…" Anthony Weiner explains with the help of Katy Perry.

pulse

2011-06-17T11:29:59-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Love
English, Rated: K
Angst/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 48, Reviews: 2, Complete

thumping under my skin.

one question

2011-03-07T14:46:02-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Love
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 55, Reviews: 1, Complete

can I put a bullet in you?

Harry Who? A Song To All Twilight Fans

2011-01-17T11:57:03-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Song
English, Rated: T
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 391, Reviews: 3, Complete

Harry doesnt understand why Edward gets so much attention. To the tune of Cee Lo Green's "Forget You".

37 Seconds

2010-04-23T13:51:35-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 114, Reviews: 3, Complete

If I haven’t already lost it, Im losing it.

pictureperfect

2010-02-03T17:04:16-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Love
English, Rated: K
Hurt/Comfort/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 363, Reviews: 3, Complete

Stare at the photographs and suddenly the smiles seem so fake/Flip through the pictures that he’s taken always making this mistake/Every couple that he’s chosen, scripted, made up, told to pose and/Don’t they make a sweet commotion?... You can walk away

RIP You're Dead To Me

2010-01-13T16:59:20-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Song
English, Rated: K
Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 290, Reviews: 2, Complete

Maybe I’m supposed to care when I hear my ex is dead/But instead I’m writing weird hate songs and going back to bed///

Crazy Love

2010-01-13T10:13:53-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Song
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 449, Reviews: 1, Complete

I cant stand you and you hate me/And it’s off and on repeatedly/Apologies belated/I watched; she instigated and/She was cute, sure/Absolutely true/But here’s a fact you can’t work through/She’s elite and pretty sweet/But she cant drive you crazy like I do

tiny shoe parade

2009-12-10T17:04:00-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Family
English, Rated: K
Family/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 44, Reviews: 1, Complete

Tap tap thump stagger/Little legs start a swagger/All their own...

140 Characters 2: Return of the Tweet

2009-11-26T09:29:46-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Humor
English, Rated: K
Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 31, Reviews: 1, Complete

Response to '140 Characters' by Aeternus Temporal. She said, "How meaningful can something be in 140 characters?" You tell me.

The Twilight SongParody of 'Umbrella' by Rihanna

2009-11-19T14:11:30-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Song
English, Rated: K+
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 456, Reviews: 3, Complete

Bella, Bella, Bella, yeah/ yeah yeah /Edward and Bella...

Kelsey

2009-11-18T19:13:02-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Song
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 320, Reviews: 1, Complete

Kelsey’s producer lives in his mother’s basement/ Her singles on the radio thanks to product placement/ She doesn’t wear any makeup but she’s got a scene to shakeup/ Her parents don’t believe her but soon they’re gonna wake up...

Sara Green

2009-11-18T19:02:58-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Song
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 312, Reviews: 1, Complete

Her name was Sara Green/ She was a drama queen/ She wanted everything/ Handed on a silver platter...

Old

2009-11-18T18:35:54-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Life
English, Rated: K
Humor/Poetry
Chapters: 1, Words: 95, Reviews: 2, Complete

The skin of her face is creased in odd places The picture in the dictionary listing of decay is An understated her. What I’m trying to say is Old age friggin’ scares me.

Ode To the B11

2009-11-18T17:29:34-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Humor
English, Rated: K
Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 90, Reviews: 1, Complete

Feels like its been an hour of me waiting in this spot/ And watching cars go by like melting butter/ Lips forming silent prayer because Im really not/ Patient at all. Here’s what I mutter.

Little Miss Mannequin

2009-11-18T17:24:05-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Humor
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 215, Reviews: 3, Complete

A little more plastic, a little less skin, one more operation and she'll be a mannequin.

Garden of Eden

2009-09-09T06:32:27-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Love
English, Rated: K+
Poetry/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 169, Reviews: 2, Complete

Even God can’t keep the two together if Adam goes and screws it up.

Ode To Suicide

2009-09-09T05:31:57-08:00

Author: blueinkedbones
Life
English, Rated: T
Poetry/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 51, Reviews: 2, Complete

The guilty sting- unpleasant thing- that makes her do the deed...