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  <name>FictionPress.com</name>
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 <title>FictionPress.com - u r - w a i f u's stories</title>
 <subtitle>Story feed for writer: u r - w a i f u</subtitle>
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 <updated>2013-05-22T22:46:32-08:00</updated>
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  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2012-02-26T03:01:05-08:00</published>
  <updated>2012-02-26T03:01:05-08:00</updated>
  <title>The Joys of Everday Life</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2949937/1/The-Joys-of-Everday-Life"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2011-09-06:story.2949937</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Humor/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 5, Words: 542, Reviews: 9, In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;The quirks of life make us what we are. To capture these unforgettable moments in life they need to be written down and this is what this 'story' is all about. Even the dullest moments can be hilarious.</summary>
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 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2011-10-03T01:52:39-08:00</published>
  <updated>2011-10-03T01:52:39-08:00</updated>
  <title>Pimp my Avatar</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2811220/1/Pimp-my-Avatar"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-05-27:story.2811220</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Manga/'&gt;Manga&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Fantasy/Sci-Fi&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 9, Words: 12,268, Reviews: 37, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;2020, the newest trend in Japan has taken hold of all girl's, young and old, hearts. It's name 'Virtual Boyfriends', a dating simulation just for girls.It seems every girl has fallen for it even Narue but would she be the one to step out of the crowd?T-T</summary>
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 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2011-10-02T22:24:16-08:00</published>
  <updated>2011-10-02T22:24:16-08:00</updated>
  <title>My heart belongs to the devil!</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2804148/1/My-heart-belongs-to-the-devil"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-05-06:story.2804148</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Manga/'&gt;Manga&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Romance/Mystery&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 13, Words: 24,835, Reviews: 28, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;e to be every girls dreams but arranged marriages!Not to mention to someone you don't know or haven't met. Best thing: The groom is the devil himself.Rin tries her best to cheat out of this but would the groom counter her every move.Hell yeah!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2011-10-01T05:51:23-08:00</published>
  <updated>2011-10-01T05:51:23-08:00</updated>
  <title>Brain Dead</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2879736/1/Brain-Dead"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2011-01-05:story.2879736</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Manga/'&gt;Manga&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;General/Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 2,938, Reviews: 3, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Being left heart-broken wasn't part of the plan, neither was dying from being hit by a truck carrying fudge. But it seems that this unlucky clover is about to start a new. A new life of being beautiful and popular, she seeks vengeance by all means possibe</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2011-10-01T02:17:25-08:00</published>
  <updated>2011-10-01T02:17:25-08:00</updated>
  <title>猫柳ちゃん : Nekoyanagi chan VOL 1</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2769280/1/%E7%8C%AB%E6%9F%B3%E3%81%A1%E3%82%83%E3%82%93-Nekoyanagi-chan-VOL-1"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-01-27:story.2769280</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Manga/'&gt;Manga&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Fantasy/Friendship&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 30, Words: 100,265, Reviews: 6, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Magical girls, a handful of bishounen the good and the bad , weird alley ways and an even weirder dimension is what Kyoko Haniki is going to experience when she helps a stray black cat. A slice of high school life is all you need to balance this out</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2011-05-27T21:02:38-08:00</published>
  <updated>2011-05-27T21:02:38-08:00</updated>
  <title>15 Useful Ways to Use a Croissant</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2918420/1/15-Useful-Ways-to-Use-a-Croissant"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2011-05-27:story.2918420</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Humor/'&gt;Humor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Humor/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 527, Reviews: 7, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Because just eating it is not enough.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2011-01-05T19:13:19-08:00</published>
  <updated>2011-01-05T19:13:19-08:00</updated>
  <title>Apocalypse with Lucifer: After Party</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2837485/1/Apocalypse-with-Lucifer-After-Party"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-08-11:story.2837485</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Manga/'&gt;Manga&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Supernatural/Adventure&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 9, Words: 20,767, Reviews: 11, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;One final adventure before we go on with the sequel... Includes a movie and special features X3 Interviews with the charatcers and the creator and yesh, you have to read the main story to understand all of this... so sorry XD Yay Onwards to the movie</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2010-09-09T04:47:55-08:00</published>
  <updated>2010-09-09T04:47:55-08:00</updated>
  <title>Kishijoten as Rapunzel</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2846098/1/Kishijoten-as-Rapunzel"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-09-09:story.2846098</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Fantasy/'&gt;Fantasy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Parody/Horror&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,866, Reviews: 2, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;A Parodia of the legendary Barbie and her remakes of fairy-tales. Also don't ask me why I watched it... I was a very retarded child for watching it... and this may be also may be the last Parody I will ever write.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2010-08-05T04:04:25-08:00</published>
  <updated>2010-08-05T04:04:25-08:00</updated>
  <title>Kishijoten in 'Drunkerella'</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2828499/1/Kishijoten-in-Drunkerella"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-07-14:story.2828499</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Kids/'&gt;Kids&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Parody/Drama&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 3, Words: 6,107, Reviews: 4, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;It's when Fairy tales meet crack for the first time along with Kishijoten pulling the strings to this Parody-ish of a tale of love for sake, money and of course se--ntimental stuff that will make you wish I hadn't created another kids story. Not for kids.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2010-07-22T00:56:31-08:00</published>
  <updated>2010-07-22T00:56:31-08:00</updated>
  <title>Apocalypse with Lucifer</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2799212/1/Apocalypse-with-Lucifer"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-04-21:story.2799212</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Manga/'&gt;Manga&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Humor/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 70, Words: 71,118, Reviews: 68, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;So, if you're immortal and the apocalypse was starting in the one place you're banished to then what would you do? DarkNeko, Lucifer and Insanity try to live through this together without actually killing each other in the end. *Ignore story death threats</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2010-07-04T17:54:15-08:00</published>
  <updated>2010-07-04T17:54:15-08:00</updated>
  <title>DokiDoki! The heart stops for no one!</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2824882/1/DokiDoki-The-heart-stops-for-no-one"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-07-04:story.2824882</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Manga/'&gt;Manga&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Tragedy/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 4,200, Reviews: 3, In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;The half-hearted tale of a now orphaned boy, a very optimistic girl and the other residents of the third floor of a very busy hospital. Chiyuki tries her best to show the orphaned boy, Yuki, the brighter side to death, but it seems she's a bit &quot;crazy&quot;.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2010-04-29T17:02:30-08:00</published>
  <updated>2010-04-29T17:02:30-08:00</updated>
  <title>My Drunken Night Adventures VOL 2: Gangs</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2801941/1/My-Drunken-Night-Adventures-VOL-2-Gangs"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-04-29:story.2801941</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Manga/'&gt;Manga&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,688, Reviews: 2, In-Progress&lt;hr size=1&gt;Add a gang of moe but tough girls,a drunk girl,a bishounen gang,a baby octopus,a chain-smoker,a young hobo,an 'evil' twin,a boy android,the bystanders and eight siblings that don't have much in common and you've got a weird story plot for VOL 2 of MDNA.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2010-04-27T02:06:10-08:00</published>
  <updated>2010-04-27T02:06:10-08:00</updated>
  <title>My drunken night adventures VOL 1</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2774030/1/My-drunken-night-adventures-VOL-1"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-02-11:story.2774030</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Manga/'&gt;Manga&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Humor/Romance&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 15, Words: 31,718, Reviews: 3, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;.&quot;So the only thing I do is get drunk, think of malicious plans and fight boys... I guess I'm an ordinary 16 year old girl&quot;Kishijoten looks for the truth about life through writing stories and getting drunk.The only thing left living for is to drink sake!</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2010-04-25T21:36:44-08:00</published>
  <updated>2010-04-25T21:36:44-08:00</updated>
  <title>The idiotic DarkNeko presents: Short story corner</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2782033/1/The-idiotic-DarkNeko-presents-Short-story-corner"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-03-04:story.2782033</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Manga/'&gt;Manga&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 8, Words: 25,991, Reviews: 7, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;-Complete- Collection of short stories when my peanut brain thinks of a weird story. Might be re-opened in the future, who knows...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2010-04-21T05:01:02-08:00</published>
  <updated>2010-04-21T05:01:02-08:00</updated>
  <title>Octopus chan is so, so, so kawaii, desu ne? Ne!</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2798998/1/Octopus-chan-is-so-so-so-kawaii-desu-ne-Ne"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-04-21:story.2798998</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Kids/'&gt;Kids&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Parody/General&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,229, Reviews: 4, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;When you thought cute comes with innocence then... you're totally wrong. Some morals and scary cute things, it's really not suitable for children but hey I was bored... some violence stuff...</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2010-02-27T00:57:23-08:00</published>
  <updated>2010-02-27T00:57:23-08:00</updated>
  <title>Insanity: He’s my boyfriend</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2779894/1/Insanity-He-s-my-boyfriend"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-02-26:story.2779894</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/poetry/Love/'&gt;Love&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Romance/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 2, Words: 202, Reviews: 1, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;My poem of Insanity. He's really my boyfriend...along with part two of this poem.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2010-02-26T23:07:01-08:00</published>
  <updated>2010-02-26T23:07:01-08:00</updated>
  <title>Kishijoten in a Mermaid's Tale: A Parodyish</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2780060/1/Kishijoten-in-a-Mermaid-s-Tale-A-Parodyish"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-02-26:story.2780060</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Fantasy/'&gt;Fantasy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: M&lt;br&gt;Parody/Fantasy&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,510, Reviews: 4, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;Says so in the title. A Parody-ish of Barbie's &quot;Barbie in a Mermaid's Tale&quot; and don't ask me why I'm watching this. Hope you enjoy. May contain: A whole lot of coarse language, adult themes and other stuff.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2010-02-26T01:58:08-08:00</published>
  <updated>2010-02-26T01:58:08-08:00</updated>
  <title>The strange business going down is in your toilet</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2779724/1/The-strange-business-going-down-is-in-your-toilet"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-02-26:story.2779724</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Manga/'&gt;Manga&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;General/Supernatural&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 1,626, Reviews: 7, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;One shot. About a misfortunate boy who finds something strange in his toilet. One thing I promise is that there's some weird stuff happening in this story along with bad humor, a weird couple pairing and a strange and unhappy ending.</summary>
 </entry>
 <entry>
  <author>
   <name>u r - w a i f u</name>
   <uri>http://www.fictionpress.com/u/702401/</uri>
  </author>
  <published>2010-02-20T21:34:50-08:00</published>
  <updated>2010-02-20T21:34:50-08:00</updated>
  <title>A smile becomes a kiss: A stalker story</title>
  <link rel="alternate" href="http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2777820/1/A-smile-becomes-a-kiss-A-stalker-story"/>
  <id>tag:fictionpress.com,2010-02-20:story.2777820</id>
  <summary type="html">Author: &lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/u/702401/u-r-w-a-i-f-u'&gt;u r - w a i f u&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;a href='http://www.fanfiction.net/fiction/Manga/'&gt;Manga&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br&gt;English, Rated: T&lt;br&gt;Romance/Humor&lt;br&gt;Chapters: 1, Words: 2,504, Reviews: 6, Complete&lt;hr size=1&gt;One shot. She's a stalker but she doesn't realize it yet and she doesn't realize she loves him . A love triangle, confusing love, a pinch of yaoi and twincest. Hate it or love it, it's one of those stalker stories that gets confusing.</summary>
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