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Homeless In Las Vegas

2006-07-20T20:49:25-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Sci-Fi
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Parody/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 788, Reviews: 1 Updated: 7-20-06, Published: 7-20-06
Status: Complete

A dark, satirical story inspired by Las Vegas recently outlawing the feeding of homeless people.

Beyond Your Eyelids

2006-05-25T14:25:20-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 239, Reviews: 4 Updated: 5-25-06, Published: 5-25-06
Status: Complete

Conner was so very whimsical.

Life Cereal

2006-05-25T14:24:33-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 454, Reviews: 2 Updated: 5-25-06, Published: 5-25-06
Status: Complete

Mikey hates everything.

String Theory

2006-05-25T14:23:35-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 524, Reviews: 1 Updated: 5-25-06, Published: 5-25-06
Status: Complete

In Cawker City, Kansas, The World's Largest Ball of Twine holds the truth of the universe.

Based on Facts

2006-05-25T14:22:37-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 767, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-25-06, Published: 5-25-06
Status: Complete

Based very LOOSELY on facts.

Two Old Birds

2006-05-25T14:21:51-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,190, Reviews: 0 Updated: 5-25-06, Published: 5-25-06
Status: Complete

A story about a man with some memory issues. No actual birds contained within.

Biographing Michael Adonis

2006-02-26T05:39:38-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Tragedy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,896, Reviews: 0 Updated: 2-26-06, Published: 2-26-06
Status: Complete

A story about an author who searches for the details of the life of a young man said to be mysteriously "beautiful".

Ashes

2006-01-29T16:55:12-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Life
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Tragedy/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 97, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-29-06, Published: 1-29-06
Status: Complete

A quick poem about a man made of ashes.

The Game

2006-01-22T13:54:23-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Fable
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Adventure
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,198, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-22-06, Published: 1-22-06
Status: Complete

Good and Evil itself wage battle over a game of air hockey.

Perpsective

2006-01-22T08:03:42-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 473, Reviews: 3 Updated: 1-22-06, Published: 1-22-06
Status: Complete

A story of shifting consciousness.

Bioluminescence

2006-01-22T08:01:17-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 463, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-22-06, Published: 1-22-06
Status: Complete

A young boy pops out of his birthing chamber, and ponders whether or not he is unusual.

Journey

2006-01-22T07:59:30-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,309, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-22-06, Published: 1-22-06
Status: Complete

Strange world, strange body, strange folk.

Dragons, Man Dragons

2006-01-17T15:21:10-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,132, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-17-06, Published: 1-17-06
Status: Complete

A steamy romantic moment between Jackie Paper and his... anatomically unique girlfriend inspired by a challenge by my friend Berto to write a story of a fixed number of words ending in the title used here.

The New Divine Comedy

2006-01-17T15:19:36-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,738, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-17-06, Published: 1-17-06
Status: Complete

George Bush comes to a surprising conclusion regarding God.

Denouement

2006-01-17T15:18:28-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Tragedy/Spiritual
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,042, Reviews: 0 Updated: 1-17-06, Published: 1-17-06
Status: Complete

A short, one-act play about two survivors after the end of the world who try to determine whether the world ended in nuclear fire or divine righteousness.

Visage

2006-01-17T15:16:56-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 620, Reviews: 2 Updated: 1-17-06, Published: 1-17-06
Status: Complete

A monologue about a shocking discovery about one's face.

The Grey Canvas

2006-01-04T18:36:50-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 794, Reviews: 1 Updated: 1-4-06, Published: 1-4-06
Status: Complete

Arthur Talbot is a brilliant artist.

Imagination

2005-12-31T19:34:40-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: General
Chapters: 1, Words: 191, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-31-05, Published: 12-31-05
Status: Complete

Just a quick little poem I rattled off about a young boy with a lot of imagination and heart.

Sanntorexia

2005-12-27T19:12:07-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 334, Reviews: 2 Updated: 12-27-05, Published: 12-27-05
Status: Complete

Santa begins an extreme weight-loss plan to save his sex life

The Horde

2005-12-27T19:10:48-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 678, Reviews: 0 Updated: 12-27-05, Published: 12-27-05
Status: Complete

Horrible creatures acting on behalf of a horrible alien intelligence

Thank Me

2005-12-27T19:08:01-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Angst/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 888, Reviews: 3 Updated: 12-27-05, Published: 12-27-05
Status: Complete

At the whim of a madman

Infinity

2005-11-26T09:10:00-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Supernatural/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,124, Reviews: 3 Updated: 11-26-05, Published: 11-26-05
Status: Complete

A drunken theoretical physicist and a James Earl Jones Look-a-like walk into a bar...

Oakville's Leaves

2005-11-03T15:35:32-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: General
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: General/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,161, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-3-05, Published: 11-3-05
Status: Complete

Autumn is the crutch upon which the rest of the year leans.

Salt

2005-11-01T17:50:52-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 392, Reviews: 0 Updated: 11-1-05, Published: 11-1-05
Status: Complete

One of my rare poems. Leroy is a boy with a strange hate-on for insects.

The Strange Fate of Richard Beast

2005-10-27T20:09:57-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 549, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-27-05, Published: 10-27-05
Status: Complete

A quick, quirky little tale about a man in a motel lobby.

Hallowe'en Tree

2005-10-24T18:43:12-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,130, Reviews: 0 Updated: 10-24-05, Published: 10-24-05
Status: Complete

A frightening but educational encounter in a cemetery on Hallowe'en.

Mermaids

2005-10-16T19:17:27-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Fantasy/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,241, Reviews: 2 Updated: 10-16-05, Published: 10-16-05
Status: Complete

Their calls maddened me.

Plane Ride

2005-10-04T04:32:03-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,059, Reviews: 1 Updated: 10-4-05, Published: 10-4-05
Status: Complete

A man is very afraid of riding in planes, and things take a turn for the surreal.

The Puppeteer's Son

2005-09-12T17:24:49-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,616, Reviews: 2 Updated: 9-12-05, Published: 9-12-05
Status: Complete

I was the only friend Lucio ever had...

Stellar! Action News

2005-09-05T07:59:56-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 947, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-5-05, Published: 9-5-05
Status: Complete

A mock-interview with famed international super-villain Doctor Macabre.

Bite of the Beagle

2005-09-04T20:37:14-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,508, Reviews: 1 Updated: 9-4-05, Published: 9-4-05
Status: Complete

A man is approached by a mysterious stranger in his apartment, who asks him to denounce reason. Satire.

Sir Pascal

2005-08-15T11:40:44-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 741, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-15-05, Published: 8-15-05
Status: Complete

The story of Sir Pascal, High Earl of Bowling Green Station and his fight against the mighty dragon.

Bedtime

2005-08-13T20:43:47-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 796, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-13-05, Published: 8-13-05
Status: Complete

A young boy fears what waits for him when he goes to bed.

Gertrude the Fairy

2005-08-08T10:55:17-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Fantasy
Chapters: 1, Words: 326, Reviews: 4 Updated: 8-8-05, Published: 8-8-05
Status: Complete

Some fairies collect teeth. Gertrude, on the other hand... Not so much.

Corpse

2005-08-05T07:11:25-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 821, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-5-05, Published: 8-5-05
Status: Complete

An anal-retentive corpse can't seem to die.

Yukon Ho!

2005-08-03T20:05:15-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Parody/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 939, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

Famed adventurer Yukon Cornelius and his small side-kick encounter a strange island.

Smiling Sweeney

2005-08-03T20:04:02-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 678, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

A detailed description of a children's television show host

I Love the Night Life

2005-08-03T20:03:01-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Essay
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 806, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

Thoughts about the nocturnal denizens of Kansas City.

I Wish I Was an Existentialist

2005-08-03T10:43:23-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,090, Reviews: 3 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

We all deal with a feeling of being completely and utterly unimportant. But what if you knew for a fact that you were, without a doubt, THE most important person in existence?

My Master

2005-08-03T10:41:59-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: M
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 950, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

A Monologue about a slave with a bizarre master.

Moses

2005-08-03T10:40:41-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,167, Reviews: 5 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

Moses tries to convince God to edit his list of commandments to a slightly more manageable number.

Gurgling

2005-08-03T10:38:18-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Suspense/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,132, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

Walking home, a gurgling noise seems to follow.

Chorizo De Christe

2005-08-03T10:36:37-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,369, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

A young man sits eating a burrito, when the face of Jesus Christ suddenly manifests in it and starts speaking to him.

Can't Make an Omlette

2005-08-03T10:35:34-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,591, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

An autobiography of Humpty Dumpty, detailing his childhood and his eventual decline into alcoholism, eventually climaxing in his famed fall.

Seance

2005-08-03T10:33:48-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Supernatural
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,705, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

A young man contacts his grandmother from beyond the grave, and learns a horrible secret of the cosmos.

Something Sinister

2005-08-03T10:32:22-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Suspense/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 429, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

There's something sinister in the street...

The Musician

2005-08-03T10:31:22-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Horror
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Horror/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 710, Reviews: 0 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

A short tale in the spirit of a campfire story.

The Living

2005-08-03T10:30:00-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K+
Genres: Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,179, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

Three skeletons are out on a camping trip, when one tells them a horror story of the most frightening creatures to ever stalk their nightmares: The Living.

Blatant Propoganda With a Minority Report Spin

2005-08-03T10:28:04-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Humor
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,152, Reviews: 1 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

A couple on a date decide not to have sex, and are rudely interrupted by the sudden presence of a precognitive court room.

An Old Story

2005-08-03T10:26:29-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Fantasy
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Fantasy/Horror
Chapters: 1, Words: 946, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

Wendy wakes up one night, to see a strange boy in her room.

The Amish

2005-08-03T10:24:12-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: K
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 725, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

The High Amish Grand Conspiratorial Council meets when they realize that due to their high seclusive lifestyle, they've run out of scape goats.

I, Pestilence

2005-08-03T10:22:13-08:00

Author: MessiahDave
Category: Play
Language: English, Fiction Rated: T
Genres: Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,915, Reviews: 2 Updated: 8-3-05, Published: 8-3-05
Status: Complete

Pestilence experiences an identity crisis when he realizes that he's the most obsolete of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.