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Real Vampires Don't Sparkle

2012-07-25T14:57:22-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
Supernatural
English, Rated: T
Supernatural/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,312, Reviews: 311, Complete

REMOVED FOR PUBLICATION. SEE INSIDE. Matheus didn't ask for this. He just wanted a normal, boring life. One bad night, and now he was drinking blood, running for his life, questioning his sexual orientation and generally being a whiny b*tch. Well, that last part wasn't new. slash. snarky.

Ring, ring

2012-02-26T14:35:39-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,104, Reviews: 4, Complete

Q: What is a writer's least favorite thing to do? A: Write. So what's an agent to do? Did you say commit enough felonies to quality for entry to the mob? Ding, ding! You win a prize. oneshot, dialogue only, rating for language and such.

Saint Valentine's Day

2012-02-13T15:08:54-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 10, Words: 7,016, Reviews: 14, Complete

Everyone celebrates in their own way. A series of one-shots. A smidgen of smut, a bit of sweet, and a lot of snark.

Cupcakes

2012-02-11T11:44:39-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
General
English, Rated: T
Family/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,949, Reviews: 5, Complete

Includes: eggs on the ceiling, a maid, a break-up, several curse words, a precocious six-year-old, minimal angst, awkward flirting, cupcakes obviously , chain-smoking, a happily married gay couple and cake-related deception.

Teghan's Mistake

2011-11-06T07:51:11-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
Romance
English, Rated: T
Fantasy/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 6,367, Reviews: 8, Complete

Even the smartest people do dumb things sometimes. Teghan is no exception. Just a fluffy bit of slash. oneshot.

Generically Cute Romantic Comedy Title

2011-10-20T18:37:50-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 17,344, Reviews: 28, Complete

Viv is neat, Toby is not. Toby is poor, Viv is rich. Toby is hot, Viv...is also hot. My version of a romantic comedy, which like most rom-coms is not especially funny... m/m, slash, etc, etc, etc, just read the damn thing, okay?

Control

2010-12-19T10:21:19-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
General
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,359, Reviews: 10, Complete

Tomorrow is cranky. Soren gets a job. Soren is cranky. Tomorrow takes drastic measures. Sequel to Tomorrow's Visitor. MM. Rated for naughty language. Oneshot.

Everybody Says

2010-12-18T21:35:41-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
Sci-Fi
English, Rated: T
Sci-Fi
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,708, Reviews: 4, Complete

Jakob gets drunk and lost. Oh, and a giant cockroach wants to become...intimate. A short one shot from the Neurotic and Sociopathic universe.

Undead Dialogue

2010-12-14T17:00:42-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
Supernatural
English, Rated: K+
Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 760, Reviews: 6, Complete

An afterlife conversation between two guy whose deaths were less than normal. If you're looking for deep, complex allegories and brooding plot lines, this is not the story for you. If you want the literary equivalent of a Easter Peep, then click on over

Tomorrow's Visitor

2010-10-27T22:17:14-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 10,393, Reviews: 31, Complete

Tomorrow liked solitude. Then a naked lunatic arrived and demanded pants. Things went downhill from there. oneshot. slash.

Mmm

2010-10-15T17:33:13-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
Sci-Fi
English, Rated: T
General/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,511, Reviews: 6, Complete

In which Sebastian is a neurotic b*tch and Jakob is himself. This only makes things worse. MM. Slash. One-shot. Sequelish to Neurotic and Sociopathic in Space.

Neurotic Bits

2010-10-06T14:27:07-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
Sci-Fi
English, Rated: T
Humor/Sci-Fi
Chapters: 6, Words: 2,537, Reviews: 11, Complete

Shorts from Neurotic and Sociopathic in Space. Probably won't make sense until you've read that first.

Fk it

2010-10-05T16:36:06-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
General
English, Rated: T
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 911, Reviews: 24, Complete

You know all those things you always wanted to say? Well, Adam decided to say them. m/m. fluff. oneshot.

The Boy Who Cried Troll

2010-10-04T08:57:20-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
Supernatural
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,972, Reviews: 8, Complete

You know the worst thing about being crazy is that not even your best friend will believe you when you tell him there's a troll living under the stairs. Okay, maybe not the worst. It's never really been an issue before. But it's definitely on the list.

Neurotic and Sociopathic In Space!

2010-10-03T12:16:06-08:00

Author: DeliriousEphemera
Sci-Fi
English, Rated: M
Sci-Fi/Romance
Chapters: 37, Words: 226,031, Reviews: 65, Complete

So your hot math teacher has a spaceship hidden in his basement. Oh, and he's a wanted criminal and you ended getting kidnapped by aliens. A little freaking out might be on order. Unless you're Jakob. Then it's the best thing that ever happened to you