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The Circle

2013-02-24T08:54:20-08:00

Author: Evie McFarland
General
English, Rated: K
General/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,011, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

A brief allegory to represent the "circle of life."

Dan Dannick (from the bread aisle)

2013-02-09T19:22:12-08:00

Author: Evie McFarland
Humor
English, Rated: T
Humor/Angst
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,215, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

Essentially a story about an insane man with a bread obsession.

Someone with Something to Say

2012-12-21T15:43:03-08:00

Author: Evie McFarland
Humor
English, Rated: M
Humor/General
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,402, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

A bored, egotistical teenager tries to come up with an interesting story that will capture everyone's attention.

In These Days of December

2012-12-21T15:10:33-08:00

Author: Evie McFarland
General
English, Rated: T
Angst/Friendship
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,056, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

When Donovan Ward was a world-famous musician, nobody on earth truly understood his music; so, he has decided to never play again. When a pair of runaway brothers arrive at his shop to convince him otherwise, he can't get rid of them as easily as he expects; and it might not end well for any of them.

The Society in Opposition to Everything

2012-07-27T03:23:52-08:00

Author: Evie McFarland
General
English, Rated: T
Friendship/Angst
Chapters: 17, Words: 47,765, Reviews: 11, Complete

Farley Underwood is confused. People don't get him, and he doesn't get them. Everything would work out better if the janitors would look through the garbage for quarters; or if the is would stop becoming the isn't every time he let someone into his castle. He knows it doesn't make any sense, of course; but why should something make sense, in a world of non-senseness?

Of Lunatics and Milkmen

2012-07-01T20:51:47-08:00

Author: Evie McFarland
General
English, Rated: K
Humor/Mystery
Chapters: 1, Words: 912, Reviews: 2, Complete

I am trapped in a place filled with nothing but Milkmen. Writing to you is the only refuge I have. Please don't abandon me now; the candy tastes awful and I'm having trouble keeping count.

The Dark

2011-12-31T20:02:29-08:00

Author: Evie McFarland
Play
English, Rated: K
Horror/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,026, Reviews: 5, Complete

Four voices are together in the dark. One is a diplomat, one is a lunatic, one is a misanthropist, and one is just terrified of being alone..but they're all about to discover something about themselves that they never wanted to know.