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Who's afraid of the big black wolf?

2013-01-30T13:18:37-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Supernatural
English, Rated: T
Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,690, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

Pregnate, 17, and Utterly mind-blown Sydney is dragged into a world where her Baby daddy is an alpha were-wolf, her best friend and his cousin is an warlock with a curse on him. Sydney just wants to make it through the dya without said Baby daddy trying to win her back over, or not. RATED T FOR NOW, UNTIL LATER CHAPTERS YO (;

Catching Retched

2013-01-05T04:37:28-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 6,463, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Flynn was gorgeous, Australian, funny and the biggest Player at Lancaster High. Then Gretchen popped into his life, with her witty come backs and her big smiles that light up her whole face. He blamed Eli and his cliche bull shit High school jinxs.

Wishes, Witches, and hot boys

2013-01-02T17:58:37-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Supernatural
English, Rated: T
Adventure/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,510, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

This is just another love story. Throw in Demons, witches, new powers, and knock out cat fights and a couple of deaths and you know you're in Blue Creek.

Of over active imaginations, hot bad boys, and Teenage girls

2012-09-30T10:42:46-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: T
Humor/Supernatural
Chapters: 1, Words: 927, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

Camery is just a normal girl, one who's quiet, sweet, serene and serious. And very emotionally detached. Throw in a couple of hunky bad ass Teen Were-wolves and you got one hell of a mess

Oh Darling

2012-08-25T12:39:53-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,636, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

Cody Willson is your average Teenage girl, add in her son, a gay best friend, and a very gorgeous Wyler. You have a cliche worthy of MTV.

Of Ocean and Dane

2012-08-20T21:11:55-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: T
General/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,538, Reviews: 0, Complete

One-Shot. The bad boy and good-girl... It always ends in cliche doesn't it?

My Bloody Valentine

2012-08-05T07:14:39-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,243, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

She has the trust of a wary dog, kicked one to many times. He thinks he can have whatever girl he wants. Even when they do go crazy and try to break plates over his head...King was never one to back down from a bet.

Interruptions

2012-08-04T20:08:50-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: K
Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,386, Reviews: 1, Complete

He was a hunky best friend who she thought only wanted to be 'friends, she was the girl who'd ripped his heart from his chest and never gave it back. If only she knew... My very first-one Shot

Kiss With A Fist

2012-08-04T08:37:41-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: M
Humor/Parody
Chapters: 1, Words: 691, Reviews: 0, In-Progress

"I'm never betting on another American Sport again," I informed him as I ravaged the refrigerator for a red bull, "You probably knew the Pit-Bulls were going to lose." Shane snorted and said out of a waffle-filled mouth, "Bull-Dogs, and No, I was supporting my Home-team!" "The Packets Right?" Shane and Remy's relationship? ...Volatile.

The Awkward Life Of Juliet Forbes

2012-08-03T06:11:24-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: T
Parody/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 3,353, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

Juliet Forbes. blunt girl and wild, hunky bad boy. What couldn't go wrong? Oh just your average Dad who's Crazy, a physco queen bee, a sexy but sadly Homosexual stalker and four VERY, VERY, VERY awkward hot boys who all want Juliet . Love sucks.

7 Days To Fall In Love

2012-08-01T18:50:42-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: T
General
Chapters: 1, Words: 668, Reviews: 2, In-Progress

Emory and Devin have a long past. Emory thought she would never see Devin again, but there he was. Stalking Her and stilling her kisses. Stupid frigging Devin and stupid, stupid, stupid Emory .

Wild Thang

2012-06-19T13:23:08-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: T
Humor/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,152, Reviews: 5, In-Progress

"Nice to meet you , I'm Roxy, Your new roommate, touch me and I neuter you." Here Jessie was thinking he'd scored by getting a sexy room-mate, instead he'd gotten a legit fucking psycho. "I'm Just the guy you just mauled with a fucking shoe." Sexual Tension? Check. Hot Guys? Check. Romance? Check.

That Should Be Me

2012-06-19T12:25:47-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,115, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Spencer's not your conventional heroine, and Chance is the last jackass , albeit a sexy one, that you'd want to be Fuck buddies with. But Hey, get over the lame pick-up lines, never ending sexual innuendos and you have a average whore meets whore falling in love! All's fucked up in love and war. M for sex and cursing

Thug Life

2012-06-18T11:54:15-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 2,293, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Brayden Jackson considers her life to be that of the thug variety. Why? A. Her brother almost got shot in his...manliness by a gorgeous guy with a pellet gun b.said gorgeous with pellet gun sees her cuss out parrot c.she attends a cliche school where pellet-gun guy is the king. Fml is her new life Mantra

Turn Me On

2012-06-12T18:08:50-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,307, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Dallas Calhoun is feisty, beautiful and has a no-BS attitude, throw in whores, lame camp counselors, and hot guys and you have a bad ass summer. Braxton is sexy, laid-back, and just wants to fuc- play ...twister...

Shut Up and Kiss Me

2012-06-01T09:32:02-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 546, Reviews: 4, In-Progress

"NEW GIRL GET UP AND MOVE!" I got up and laid down in another area. "NEW GIRL!" I sat up, my eye-brows raised. "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET BACK TO FUCKING COACHING!" He blinked. Then I blinked. We both looked at the extremely pissed guy holding a foot-ball, the coach blinked and I cocked my head, interested at this boy's...blatant display of fuck-the-worldliness.

Slipped Away

2012-01-20T19:28:09-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: M
Romance/Drama
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,056, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

I was broken, I hated this beauty. It was a curse. Then he came along and whisked me off to hell...literally. M For Later chps, Lang, and content

Of RaperDolphins And Hot guys at Lake Houses

2012-01-19T13:50:44-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,529, Reviews: 1, In-Progress

Blithe didn't like hot stupid, hot, college-mature, Sebastian got away with being childish, or that her stupid family was trying to get them to "hook up" stupid match-MAKING MOMS, M for later chapters and lang

Bite me

2011-09-23T15:56:23-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: M
Supernatural/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 3,471, Reviews: 3, In-Progress

Stark, oh how I now loathe the, He better thank God there's cigarettes or I would have blown his immortal ass into oblivion, yea unrequited love literally bites especially when I'm intent on denying it.

The art of judo chopping cigarettes

2011-08-06T13:34:24-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,889, Reviews: 6, In-Progress

Halo Machal is...different? West Kallen is the sexiest bad boy EVER lots of sexiness, love and humor M for lang and later chaps

Player

2011-07-16T15:08:28-08:00

Author: Hoes Before Broes
Romance
English, Rated: M
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 6, Words: 7,594, Reviews: 10, In-Progress

Draven Heller is your normal bad ass chick, her mom moves her to a small town and meets some sexy bad A. guys who change her life and she's falling in hate with one and love with the other...M lang and later chps