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Ass out of U and Me

2013-05-01T07:08:55-08:00

Author: audacityofmymind
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,299, Reviews: 1, Complete

He sighed. "Look, I may know you are sleeping with my sister but I have this imaginary world where my sister's biggest sexual activity is holding hands. And you are kinda ruining it for me. So…please, stop." - You know what they say about assumptions! Never assume, it makes an ASS out of U and ME. OneShot. Be warned about strong language and mention of M rated stuff...

A Young Gentleman with Manners

2013-04-28T10:13:38-08:00

Author: audacityofmymind
Romance
English, Rated: K+
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,209, Reviews: 5, Complete

"My mom called. And her exact words were 'I can't wait to meet this young gentleman with manners. I am sure he is very suitable for our family'." He snorted. "So? I have manners, you know." "Well, yeah, you also have an eyebrow piercing and two tattoos." - A little piece about dates, boyfriends, parents and gentlemen with manners. ONE SHOT.

Thai Me Up

2013-01-24T09:33:19-08:00

Author: audacityofmymind
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,833, Reviews: 7, Complete

After my horrible, horrible decision of getting a job in a restaurant filled with horny college guys - which wasn't really surprising considering it was called Thai Me Up - I regretted my actions immensely. It was such a shame I realized that after I was in my leather uniform, being hit on by lecherous old guys and unbelievably persistent drunk teenagers. - OneShot.

Your Boyfriend Is Flirting With Me

2012-11-18T06:07:26-08:00

Author: audacityofmymind
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 3, Words: 2,367, Reviews: 9, Complete

I tear apart the red wrapping paper only to face the most shameless thing I've ever seen.It is not condoms or insects like I predicted. Nor it is an old reminder of our ex-friendship. No, actually it is a slutty, bright yellow t-shirt that has a bold black writing on the front that says "Your Boyfriend Is Flirting With Me". -Three-shot, complete.

Of Bras & Tutoring

2012-06-29T06:11:11-08:00

Author: audacityofmymind
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,692, Reviews: 7, Complete

A new bra. That was the reason Anthea Thompson was fidgeting with her t-shirt, sitting uncomfortably in her chair. Danny was staring, probably trying to figure out what the hell was wrong with her. Anthea is tutoring her crush's little brother. And like that isn't enough, the bra she is wearing is a pain in the ass. OneShot. Between T and M.

Benedict's Car Care Systems

2012-02-06T14:19:02-08:00

Author: audacityofmymind
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,570, Reviews: 6, Complete

"Treat your car like how you want to be treated." I whispered in a low, seductive voice. "Benedict's Car Care Systems." I eyed the crowd one more time. I stopped when I saw Dylan looking like a deer in headlights. Oh God, I probably traumatized the poor boy. OneShot.

Bad Boy, Bad Girl

2012-02-03T11:06:34-08:00

Author: audacityofmymind
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 1,934, Reviews: 6, Complete

Oh Fuck. Nick is in my room. In my room...with a BED. Fuck. I am not wearing a bra. And...Nick...IS in my room! - Nick is a good boy and I am not exactly a good girl. When he comes to my house, he slowly learns my bad girl side. What to do, what to do ? - OneShot.

Under the Trench Coat

2012-01-27T17:52:39-08:00

Author: audacityofmymind
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 3,268, Reviews: 3, Complete

I don't think having these feelings towards my best friend is normal. But I do it anyway. I drop my trench coat on the floor, standing in the middle of the room, with nothing but my underwear on.- OneShot.

Introducing My Parents

2012-01-25T09:55:49-08:00

Author: audacityofmymind
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,554, Reviews: 3, Complete

-I know this is not what you hoped for, babe. I am sorry. -What are you talking about? This is perfect. I've always wanted my parents to know about our sex life. *A companion to my other story, "Meeting My Future InLaws". OneShot.

Meeting My Future InLaws

2012-01-25T09:42:55-08:00

Author: audacityofmymind
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 2, Words: 1,641, Reviews: 5, Complete

"MOM, what the hell are you doing here!" Devon practically screamed, trying to put his pants on. And the bulge in front of his pants really wasn't helping the situation. OneShot. Rated between T and M.

I've Never Fallen in Love

2012-01-13T15:42:30-08:00

Author: audacityofmymind
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,616, Reviews: 5, Complete

When the electricity goes out, Jade is stuck with her friends, her overprotective brother and a guy she supposedly hates... OneShot.

Turning Grief Into Love

2011-12-10T06:37:50-08:00

Author: audacityofmymind
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Hurt/Comfort
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,299, Reviews: 3, Complete

-It is really funny how your life can change in only seconds.- This is the story of how Jake made Leslie smile again. One-Shot. R&R please:

I Can Be That Guy

2011-11-12T11:29:01-08:00

Author: audacityofmymind
Romance
English, Rated: T
Romance/Humor
Chapters: 1, Words: 2,102, Reviews: 4, Complete

Jake has been in love with Lexie since forever. And when a misunderstanding leads to a confession...well, you know how that goes. One-Shot.

The Joy of The Tiger

2011-10-29T15:08:30-08:00

Author: audacityofmymind
Romance
English, Rated: T
Humor/Romance
Chapters: 1, Words: 5,458, Reviews: 10, Complete

-You are an arrogant ,egoistical, stupid jerk! -And you are only wearing a towel. -Idiot. -Sexy. -Stop looking at my towel. -Then take the towel off. Aaron and Lily find each other terribly attractive. When there is an older brother and a misunderstanding thrown in the mix, how will they react? OneShot.